Burger Thread. Yes!
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Fantastically shit picture, fantastically tasty burgers. Demolished in minutes. I'd have taken more pics/better ones but...I was hungry.
looks divine but no cheese???
8den
No I'm pretty sure that was 8ball...
Callum91
Let them eat cock
The cheese was marbled throughout the "patty" itself. Buns (toasted of course),mustard, ketchup, beet root, gherkin, fried onion, sweet bacon, piquant peppers, jalapeños, BBQ sauce. Fucking amazing. I'm depressed that one was lopsided but it went down just as well. Same tonight minus the baconlooks divine but no cheese???
High Voltage
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Inspired by this thread, a goodly handful of fresh minced beef has been purchased from a well known butchers in Wells
Now, this next bit will, no doubt, raise a few hackles, but a fresh kidney was also purchased - (steak and kidney being a favourite) - can you see where this is going?
I also got a couple of freshly baked buns - however, I've also got a packet of Tesco Finest brioche burger buns, as mentioned earlier in the thread
And a side salad, plus red pepper and the OLD FAVOURITE sweet corn
There's a new bottle of Knob du Nob Tomato sauce waiting to be opened
And NO CHEESE anywhere to be seen - lovely!!!
Now, this next bit will, no doubt, raise a few hackles, but a fresh kidney was also purchased - (steak and kidney being a favourite) - can you see where this is going?
I also got a couple of freshly baked buns - however, I've also got a packet of Tesco Finest brioche burger buns, as mentioned earlier in the thread
And a side salad, plus red pepper and the OLD FAVOURITE sweet corn
There's a new bottle of Knob du Nob Tomato sauce waiting to be opened
And NO CHEESE anywhere to be seen - lovely!!!
Callum91
Let them eat cock
Sounds like a winner to me. Offal in burgers is fine with me, I bet kidneys add a really nice depth to them (I'd even miss out a rasher of bacon!). The Tesco brioche rolls are nicer than the M&S ones but the M&S ones are half the calories (and size) and price. I'd roast the red peppers and slide them onto the burger, delicious!Inspired by this thread, a goodly handful of fresh minced beef has been purchased from a well known butchers in Wells
Now, this next bit will, no doubt, raise a few hackles, but a fresh kidney was also purchased - (steak and kidney being a favourite) - can you see where this is going?
I also got a couple of freshly baked buns - however, I've also got a packet of Tesco Finest brioche burger buns, as mentioned earlier in the thread
And a side salad, plus red pepper and the OLD FAVOURITE sweet corn
There's a new bottle of Knob du Nob Tomato sauce waiting to be opened
And NO CHEESE anywhere to be seen - lovely!!!
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
See burgers you can't your mouth round. 
Callum91
Let them eat cock
Aye, I'd rather eat a dozen normal sized ones than tackle that heap of shite. It'd be so cold by the time you even thought about starting to feel sick.See burgers you can't your mouth round.
High Voltage
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See burgers you can't your mouth round.
Pretty much what they said - a little and often rather than an endurance test
Callum91
Let them eat cock
I'd go for the dozen in one go, endurance style, as long as they were hot when I went to eat them. If they were all cooked at once and just sat there whilst I struggled that would put me off.
High Voltage
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I'd go for one after another - keep 'em comin' an' keep 'em comin' hot - one big FO plate with 12 burgers on it would destroy me psychologically - likewise one big enormous burger - Nah! not going to happen
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
Much as I enjoy a decent sized burger or two, that much grub in a single sitting does not appeal. (that and I'd probably have instant gout flair up)
Callum91
Let them eat cock
As a one off experience that I would never repeat again I'd be up for it. I've done far worse to my body
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
Well true
Callum91
Let them eat cock
I could stand to gain about 3 stone anyway. More burgers tonight folks, will take better pictures this time. Would a wholemeal bun be acceptable do you think? I reckon it might be alittle strong for the overall taste, usually you want the bun to be somewhat muted in flavour.Well true
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
I'd not want it all the time, but did one a while back and it was lush.
Callum91
Let them eat cock
I bought some really nice wholemeal buns from Tesco (they seem to do nice bread) that I've been eating with cheese and pickle, they might be alright with a slab of minced cow between 'em! I'll report back with my delicious findings. Assuming I don't, as usual, get so excited I eat them all and forget to take pics etc. I feel like I have some sort of problem
8den
No I'm pretty sure that was 8ball...
4800 calories...
EVERYTHING on it...
Huge amounts of fat and cholesterol...
It's a coronary on a plate...
Behold...
THE MONSTER BURGER..!
You KNOW you want it...
No. We're not Americans. Quality not quantity.
kittyP
Pluviophile
Also, unless he is a "fat handed twat", it is not as big as it seems. Perspective.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Good quality steak mince, seasoned only with salt and pepper. Make 2 large but thin 1/4lb burgers, stick a big lump of brie on one, t'other on top, pinch together the edges.
Cook on a barbecue with a lid with plenty of woodchips to give it a smoky taste - my tip would be M&S' whisky barrel chips. Serve on a soft, floury white roll with a few fried mushrooms (also good on the bbq), crispy onions and a bit of rocket.
Beware of molten brie...
Cook on a barbecue with a lid with plenty of woodchips to give it a smoky taste - my tip would be M&S' whisky barrel chips. Serve on a soft, floury white roll with a few fried mushrooms (also good on the bbq), crispy onions and a bit of rocket.
Beware of molten brie...
High Voltage
In the top 97% of Urban's most interesting posters
Well, mince beef and pig kidney beef burgers in a Tesco brioche bun are . . . . not too bad actually
there are some pictures and depending on the quality of the pictures they may be posted some time soon
there are some pictures and depending on the quality of the pictures they may be posted some time soon
Callum91
Let them eat cock
Get 'em posted! The thread needs more burger porn pictures
High Voltage
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Get 'em posted! The thread needs more burger porn pictures
Not pron . . . more a "Page 3" with top on
Callum91
Let them eat cock
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
The cheese was marbled throughout the "patty" itself. Buns (toasted of course),mustard, ketchup, beet root, gherkin, fried onion, sweet bacon, piquant peppers, jalapeños, BBQ sauce. Fucking amazing. I'm depressed that one was lopsided but it went down just as well. Same tonight minus the bacon
must confess, i suspected that the incumbent cheese was marbled through!! and delighted for it. I think the word i have for this work is 'proud.'
just beautiful
