Brexit survival guide: Stockpiling Food

[DaveCinzano]

And tons of toilet roll, importantly.

 

[tim]

This is quite an educational thread really, with its nice fun tangents. Oh shit. We won't be allowed to have tangents any more they being all Euclid and Leibniz and however many other forrin people.

Leibniz lived and died in Hanover, which was British at the time; or perhaps Britain was Hanoverian

 

[Celyn]

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Is this from "Protect and Survive"?

 

[Celyn]

Leibniz lived and died in Hanover, which was British at the time; or perhaps Britain was Hanoverian

Not sure about "British" for most of his time. England might have a good claim on him, though.

 

[hegley]

 

[Badgers]

That Tripe Twitter account is good value

I stopped following it because they are a bit relentless with the tripe related retweets

 

[Badgers]

 

[Sue]

No mention of brawn?


We really need a 'throwing up' emoji.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Is this from "Protect and Survive"?

Aye

Wilson Center Digital Archive

 

[J Ed]

Wow the corporate scaremongering has really kicked back in, hasn't it?

 

[Poi E]

Indeed, however behind it all I sense the hand of the shadowy astroturfing group About Us - Canned Food UK

 

[Badgers]

 

[gentlegreen]

How do they make canned puddings microwaveable ?

 

[Badgers]

How do they make canned puddings microwaveable ?

Take the pudding out of the can
Put the pudding on a plate or in a bowl
Put in microwave

 

[Badgers]

Some useful tips

30 essentials for an emergency food stockpile - Much More With Less

Possible meals from an emergency food stockpile

Breakfast
With the supplies above, we could have breakfast with cereal or porridge, tea or coffee, some fruit juice and tinned fruit.

Lunch
If we didn’t have a spare loaf in the freezer, I could still use the flour and yeast to make bread to eat with peanut butter or honey, with soup, sardines or baked beans, or as sandwiches. If I made rolls, we could use the frankfurters to make hotdogs.

Main meals
I can’t pretend these are gourmet options, but they’d be warm and filling:

• Fishcakes using tuna or salmon with smash, plus baked beans
• Tuna pasta bake, adding tinned tomatoes and pasta
• Rice salad with tuna, salmon or frankfurters plus sweetcorn
• Chickpea or lentil curry with rice
• Veggie chilli with rice, using tomatoes, kidney beans and chilli powder
• Pasta pesto with frozen peas

 

[hegley]

And don't forget your "substances of human origin" while you're at it ...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

No mention of brawn?


We really need a 'throwing up' emoji.

'ere you go:

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Dunno what all the fuss is about, when we run out of food we go on Just Eat and get curry delivered. And curry's from India which isn't in the EU, so that's all good.

 

[Plumdaff]

I'm planning to go full cannibalism on the first day.

 

[Badgers]

Dunno what all the fuss is about, when we run out of food we go on Just Eat and get curry delivered. And curry's from India which isn't in the EU, so that's all good.

Bollocks, I bet you are Deliveroo all the way

 

[SpookyFrank]

Stockpile my arse, first sign of trouble and I'm looting the cash and carry.

Let's see, one case of beer and a litre of brandy per week, for let's say a five year dark age...I'm gonna need to borrow the work van aren't I?

 

[Badgers]

Stockpile my arse, first sign of trouble and I'm looting the cash and carry.

Let's see, one case of beer and a litre of brandy per week, for let's say a five year dark age...I'm gonna need to borrow the work van aren't I?

Pick me up on the way

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Bollocks, I bet you are Deliveroo all the way

Deliveroo don't cover my town. One of the best things about being hospitalised with scrot-rot was the ward is in the Deliveroo area, and they bring delicious, succulent KFCs...

 

[neonwilderness]

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This is going to end up like Threads, isn't it?

 

[Badgers]

Deliveroo don't cover my town. One of the best things about being hospitalised with scrot-rot was the ward is in the Deliveroo area, and they bring delicious, succulent KFCs...

You prick. I really want a KFC now and there is none near me

 

[High Voltage]

All very well posting up a picture of these puddings - but try actually BUYING THE FUCKING THINGS - again, not listed on any of the major supermarket web sites - could very well be yet another victim of enforced "health living" I fear

Please prove me wrong though

 

[twentythreedom]

Govt stockpiling blood supplies now too

 

[DotCommunist]

Govt stockpiling blood supplies now too

gotta keep Gove fed.

 

[twentythreedom]

gotta keep Gove fed.

 

[pinkmonkey]

A no-deal Brexit survival guide: what food to stockpile

What has Urban started stockpiling?

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I always have at least 10kg of race as I buy it in sacks from the wgholesaler as I'm tight. I think I'll buy an extra sack or so in January.