BREXIT Crunch time (part 38) WTF is going to happen next?

[Argonia]

Any chance of another vonc yet?

Haven't the fucking Lib Dems said they would vote against a vonc?

 

[gentlegreen]

I assume this thing is available electronically somewhere ?
So comparisons can be made and words searched and replaced ...

It reminds me a little of a major court case in the USA where Creationists were trying to sneak their bonkers ideas into schoolbooks and they simply replaced all mentions of "created" with "intelligently designed" in a schoolbook...

 

[Wilf]

Haven't the fucking Lib Dems said they would vote against a vonc?

and tiggers, iirc.

 

[Steel Icarus]

But she did narrow the loss and, perhaps crucially, won more votes than the customs union and second referendum options did earlier this week.

If Monday's fresh round of indicative votes fails to come up with an alternative plan that can win the support of a majority of MPs, Mrs May could claim her deal is the most popular.

 

[Steel Icarus]

In other words, least terrible
FAITH IN POLITICIANS RESTORED

 

[SpackleFrog]

trust me when I say deals have already been made behind closed doors and the UK extremists

Why would we trust you? What inside track do you have on this?

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Except currently there's a huge anti EU movement going on within the political classes of Hungary and Poland, and trust me when I say deals have already been made behind closed doors and the UK extremists

Hungary and Poland are both big net recipients from the EU. There are far more powerful forces that can put pressure on their respective governments than a bunch of nomark UK extremists.

 

[Wilf]

Thought David Cameron would have been out and about today, y'know, short sleeved shirt, joshing with people in Parliament Square. No sign of him, can't understand it really.

 

[kebabking]

Thought David Cameron would have been out and about today, y'know, short sleeved shirt, joshing with people in Parliament Square. No sign of him, can't understand it really.

There was a bloke sat at the table next to me in the sunny pub garden who looked so like DC that I must have looked at him 50 times in 10 minutes. It wasn't him.

 

[2hats]

There was a bloke sat at the table next to me in the sunny pub garden who looked so like DC that I must have looked at him 50 times in 10 minutes. It wasn't him.

Did he order the ham platter?

 

[Poot]

There was a bloke sat at the table next to me in the sunny pub garden who looked so like DC that I must have looked at him 50 times in 10 minutes. It wasn't him.

Did he have a black eye? A bloody nose? Poor man. If you're having a shit day, think how he must feel.

 

[agricola]

BBC reporting some historian calling the current situation the biggest constitutional crisis since 1688

May just has to wait till after next Thursday and then the trend line for MV vote margins hits zero

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No sweat

oh the humanity!

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Finally sat down to rolling news. Tim Martin of Wetherspoons demonstrating at least a basic understanding of how the EU functions interspersed with mad right wing shit. That him and his ilk are demonstrating this knowledge and the left are not is a huge problem and will continue to be one regardless of the outcome.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Hungary and Poland are both big net recipients from the EU. There are far more powerful forces that can put pressure on their respective governments than a bunch of nomark UK extremists.

They are big net recipients, but the bone of contention is the (Germans and French mainly) businesses buying up a lot of farmland, factories and supermarkets after communism when the price was cheap, and paying staff and farmers peanuts now for produce.

So yeah, huge contentious issue. While they are given large sums in subsides the privately owner French and German businesses extract huge amount of profits from land and labour which is then redistributed outside of Poland (and Hungary).

 

[kebabking]

Did he order the ham platter?

No, he had a steak sandwich. It came with rocket, parmesan, and a horseradish mayonnaise, and chips. His wife/girlfriend/friend/work associate had the same.

They didn't have desert.

 

[Steel Icarus]

They didn't have desert.

Well, you've given us a few things to go by.

 

[Wilf]

They didn't have desert.

Do you mean they prorogued the meal or revoked the menu? We need clarity, there's very little time left.

 

[2hats]

They didn't have desert.

So they didn't leave any kids behind then?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

They are big net recipients, but the bone of contention is the (Germans and French mainly) businesses buying up a lot of farmland, factories and supermarkets after communism when the price was cheap, and paying staff and farmers peanuts now for produce.

So yeah, huge contentious issue. While they are given large sums in subsides the privately owner French and German businesses extract huge amount of profits from land and labour which is then redistributed outside of Poland (and Hungary).

That's a good point, but I don't see what nomark UK brexit catastrophists have to offer them. Certainly not a lot directy.

 

[mwgdrwg]

Finally sat down to rolling news. Tim Martin of Wetherspoons demonstrating at least a basic understanding of how the EU functions interspersed with mad right wing shit. That him and his ilk are demonstrating this knowledge and the left are not is a huge problem and will continue to be one regardless of the outcome.

They are broadcasting the speeches today? Can't recall speeches from the remain march being broadcast. Funny that.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

That's a good point, but I don't see what nomark UK brexit catastrophists have to offer them. Certainly not a lot directy.

Well so far it's the British catastrophists that have been engaged in talks for a Vito and a crash out. Should no deal happen, the catastrophists can then say "well at least we got deals with fellow Europeans, unlike you losers who managed to do fuck all". Even if it's just right of stay for Brits (Poland are due to vote on this soon)

What it offers the Visegrád group is recognition as an actual power as a blok, and what the loon fringe gets out of it is looking more competent than the working government back in the UK. Plus managing to boast they delivered Brexit to the people.

 

[SpackleFrog]

British catastrophists

Aren't you a British catastrophist?

 

[kebabking]

Do you mean they prorogued the meal or revoked the menu? We need clarity, there's very little time left.

I think rather that they finished at the time mandated by their choices - there seemed to be no discussion of whether to have dessert (thank you 2hats ), they merely finished their meal, spent a few minutes chatting and drinking, then left.

 

[tommers]

I think rather that they finished at the time mandated by their choices - there seemed to be no discussion of whether to have dessert (thank you 2hats ), they merely finished their meal, spent a few minutes chatting and drinking, then left.

At least this time he finished something before legging it.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

There was a bloke sat at the table next to me in the sunny pub garden who looked so like DC that I must have looked at him 50 times in 10 minutes. It wasn't him.

I think you would have a good case for plastic surgery on the nhs if you were in that unfortunate position.

 

[tommers]

 

[Lord Camomile]

Boooo to ITV's censored version without the punchline!



And the remix:

 

[tommers]

Boooo to ITV's censored version without the punchline!



And the remix:

Oh. I didn't watch it, i just assumed. Pointless buggers.

 

[binka]

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Came in first at 5/1. Drinks are on Pickman's model