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BrewDog: yet another hip company using 'rebel' language to sell its stuff

I saw a billboard advert like this in Camberwell yesterday and thought of this thread...

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Gosh. So damn edgy! How does their airline offering frivolous boozy trans-Atlantic flights fit in with all this?
 
I went past a Brewdog pub just by the Tower of London the other day. It had big signs in the windows proudly proclaiming it is ‘community owned’.

How the fuck is that possible, unless they mean a community of cunts?

LMGTFY BrewDog

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absolutely microscopic amount of their vast turnover for charity

20% of profits given away (10% to their employees, 10% to charities chosen by their employees / community).

All of their beer recipes freely available to everybody (e.g. PUNK IPA 2010 - CURRENT - BrewDog Recipes).

blah blah blah
 
LMGTFY BrewDog



20% of profits given away (10% to their employees, 10% to charities chosen by their employees / community).

All of their beer recipes freely available to everybody (e.g. PUNK IPA 2010 - CURRENT - BrewDog Recipes).

blah blah blah
Sorry, I am supposed to be fucking impressed by a billion dollar company trading off the punk ethos to make immense profits for themselves?

I was involved in making beers once. We gave all the money away to local charities, didn't hire expensive PR to relentlessly tell the world about it, and we also posted our recipes online, not like it's any kind of big deal. Loads of people do it. Whoopeyfuckingdo.

We also didn't steal people's ideas, employ sexist advertising, sack people for going blind, threaten small breweries for having a name that vaguely sounded like ours and then cap it off with fraudulent bullshit about being 'community owned.'
 

"WE BELIEVE IN COMMUNITY OWNERSHIP

We are proud that our business is part-owned by a community of over 96,000 beer lovers from all over the planet. "

So not actually 'community owned.' Any idea what the actual percentage 'community' ownership is? Let's not forget the big slices bagged by the owners and a US private equity firm.

The deal with TSG Consumer Partners, the $5bn 30-year-old San Francisco-based private equity firm, sees TSG acquire “approximately” 22 per cent of BrewDog for what the Sunday Times says is £213 million, split between a £100 million investment in the firm and £113 million paid to existing shareholders.

Of the two founders, James Watt is seeing his stake in the firm drop from 35 per cent to 25 per cent and Martin Dickie’s slice goes down from 30 per cent to 22.
It's fucking PR bullshit for the gullible.
 
"WE BELIEVE IN COMMUNITY OWNERSHIP

We are proud that our business is part-owned by a community of over 96,000 beer lovers from all over the planet. "

So not actually 'community owned.' Any idea what the actual percentage 'community' ownership is? Let's not forget the big slices bagged by the owners and a US private equity firm.


It's fucking PR bullshit for the gullible.
Its 25%.
 
So every plc is actually a community then? Come on.

no, it's all marketing nonsense isn't it, but you asked why they would put that on their pub and it's because 25% of the company is owned by individuals.
 
What absolute bollocks, they've got their 'equity punks' who are shareholders who are sold investments. They aren't doing it out of the goodness of their heart.

Actual Community pubs, i.e where a community gets together to save a pub that might otherwise be shut down have featured in the press quite a bit over the past few years. Brewdog as they so often do, see a bandwagon they can jump on to milk.
 
£1.19 for a 33cl Aldi own brand beer? Bloody hell- that seems rather expensive to me. Must be about the most expensive supermarket branded beer per cl around!

And it’s not much cheaper than Punk IPA anyway. When I buy the Bailey’s unheard-of copycat Irish cream brand they sell at Aldi I do it because it’s literally 4 times cheaper, and at £4 very good value, admittedly not as good but still very decent.

£.1.19 vs £1.49 it’s not exactly mind-blowingly cheaper than the premium brand it’s copying. I hope they do bulk discounts because if you buy a case of Punk IPA it’s actually the same price per can as a single Aldi beer.
 
Genuinely impressive and an example to other companies to follow.

Yes, I’m looking at you Bezos you complete fucking cunt.

Devil's in the detail. Is that gross or net profit? Be interesting to see the actual numbers. But I like that employees and "community" get to pick where it goes.

Amazon would just say that they haven't made any profits in the UK. Same way they don't pay any tax. :hmm:
 
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