I think you're right. Urban
needs a dedicated Johnson thread. If only because of the extraordinary deluge of bullshit we're facing for the foreseeable future.
For the record, I offer this unlikely definition from an online Urban Dictionary:
A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the
19th century among bums and
thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of
the Johnson Family.
Urban Dictionary: Johnson
Just goes to show you can't rely on the internet for "facts."