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Assange seeks asylum in Ecuador embassy, London

Okay, how about chopping him up into little pieces and reassembling him in Quito? He's pure information by now, so there shouldn't be much blood.
 
JA is starting to remind me of this dude.

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You'd also have to sneak out of the embassy and onto the helicopter without being spotted. Landing one on the embassy roof might be a bit of a giveaway that something was going on.

It wouldn't be possible to land on the roof of Hans Crescent but there's a helipad on the roof of Harrods just across the street. So if some mysterious benefactor could get him across to there using a combination of Mission Impossible and Cirque du Soleil techniques then they could fly NOE to the Channel and drop him on an Venezuelan/Ecuadorian/Russian naval vessel or Ken Loach's yacht. Don't see it happening really.
 
Assange Loses Appeal in Swedish Court to Cancel Detention

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange lost an appeal to cancel a Swedish detention order for sexual assault as he fights to leave the Ecuadorian embassy in London where he sought asylum two years ago to avoid extradition.

“The court finds that Assange is still suspected of the crimes and that there is risk he will evade justice,” Stockholm City Court said today. “Assange shall continue to be detained in absentia.” Judge Lena Egelin presided over the hearing.
 
If/when he goes and if/when he is convicted, I'd be interested to see how the Swedish court would treat his time in the embassy when sentencing. Would it effectively be time served and a mitigating factor or time spent actively evading justice and an aggravating one? Probably the latter since he is only there by choice.
 
If/when he goes and if/when he is convicted, I'd be interested to see how the Swedish court would treat his time in the embassy when sentencing. Would it effectively be time served and a mitigating factor or time spent actively evading justice and an aggravating one? Probably the latter since he is only there by choice.
Surely they should also take account that for 4 decades he's had to be the self regarding twat that is Julain Assange. Cruel and unusual punishment in anyone's book.
 
If/when he goes and if/when he is convicted, I'd be interested to see how the Swedish court would treat his time in the embassy when sentencing. Would it effectively be time served and a mitigating factor or time spent actively evading justice and an aggravating one? Probably the latter since he is only there by choice.
He'll just get extradited to the US.
 
I think we've already had the health issues raised last year. He's basically doing a clip show at this point.
 
A side issue, but a couple of the details in that Telegraph piece are quite telling:
In an effort to keep fit, Assange has been working out with a former SAS veteran who acts as his personal trainer.
He also plays football alone in the embassy corridor in an effort to stay flexible.
With Assange's self importance, you just know he doesn't wait until everyone has gone home to start booting a ball around in the corridors. They must be fucking sick of him.
 
Yep, leaving - at least in the short-medium term. As regards the law, i'd say nothing has changed. And he's pissed off the people who get to choose how it's implemented now.

Which begs the question: what is the intended aim of this new strategy, declaring 'I'll be leaving soon' etc? Simply stirring up interest and trying to coax out new allies?
 
Which begs the question: what is the intended aim of this new strategy, declaring 'I'll be leaving soon' etc? Simply stirring up interest and trying to coax out new allies?
If he really is ill, his bargaining position will be getting weaker. As always, so hard to tell with Assange. There'll be rational calculation and strategy going on here, but everything has to be processed through his Messiah Complex.
 
A side issue, but a couple of the details in that Telegraph piece are quite telling:

With Assange's self importance, you just know he doesn't wait until everyone has gone home to start booting a ball around in the corridors. They must be fucking sick of him.
They have been solidly supportive.
 
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