Artists pimps random cars at night with fantastic results

[editor]

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[beesonthewhatnow]

That's just fantastic

 

[discokermit]

any cunt did that to my car i'd fucking stab them.

 

[8ball]

any cunt did that to my car i'd fucking stab them.

I wouldn't mind if there was a gap in the cardboard so I could get the doors open.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Can't you use the spoiler tags?

 

[friedaweed]

any cunt did that to my car i'd fucking stab them.

 

[friedaweed]

He's got a good paint match on this one though

 

[editor]

any cunt did that to my car i'd fucking stab them.

And I sincerely hope you'd get fucking arrested and fucking locked away for a fucking long time.

It's stuck on with bits of tape. Takes seconds to remove.

 

[discokermit]

i don't bother anyone, why should they come round fucking with my stuff? what right have they got? none. so i would fucking stab them.
and i would get away with it. cos i'm lucky like that and i would threaten the stabee/witnesses.

 

[discokermit]

And I sincerely hope you'd get fucking arrested and fucking locked away for a fucking long time.

It's stuck on with bits of tape. Takes seconds to remove.

last time i claybarred, polished, waxed and detailed my car it took about ten hours of manual labour. no power tools just elbow grease and love. then some twatty hipster thinks he's gonna stick his grubby mits, let alone fucking tape and cardboard all over my love, my dove, my undefiled? i don't think so.
i have never seen a situation in my life where stabbing someone would be more appropriate.

 

[keybored]

i don't bother anyone, why should they come round fucking with my stuff? what right have they got? none. so i would fucking stab them.
and i would get away with it. cos i'm lucky like that and i would threaten the stabee/witnesses.

I'm not sure what threatening the stabee would achieve really (you just stabbed them after all). Agree with your sentiment though. Gut this wannabe cardboard Banksy like a fish

 

[discokermit]

I'm not sure what threatening the stabee would achieve really (you just stabbed them after all).

''it was a fucking accident. right? tell anyone it was me and i'll fucking kill you.''
worked last time.

 

[Spymaster]

And I sincerely hope you'd get fucking arrested and fucking locked away for a fucking long time.

I'd hope that anyone who did that to someone else's car without permission would be arrested.

Or beaten up.

 

[discokermit]

or stabbed.

 

[Spymaster]

in the face

 

[discokermit]

bit harsh.

 

[discokermit]

buttock, i was thinking.

 

[Spymaster]

Another editor anti-car fail!

 

[Spymaster]

Looks great without that shit, thanks.

Chipped to 240 bhp, 0-60 in a bit over 6 secs, top speed about 160 mph.

Pumps out more shit than Sellafield and sucks hippy cyclists through those gaps in the spoiler without missing a beat.

It's a fucking grin!

 

[classicdish]

any cunt did that to my car i'd fucking stab them.

Its in the US so you'd be far better off *shooting* them.

Sorry Amsterdam.

So hug them to death then.

 

[discokermit]

hug them with my fists of fury.

 

[Bonfirelight]

It's kind of funny in a 'traffic cone on statues' way, but I'm not having it called art.
Picasso was an artist. Rodin was an artist...

this is more Jeremy Beadle than Rolf Harris.

 

[8ball]

It's kind of funny in a 'traffic cone on statues' way, but I'm not having it called art.
Picasso was an artist. Rodin was an artist...

this is more Jeremy Beadle than Rolf Harris.

You're an artist if you can film yourself pouring cereal these days, and if you can drone into an Auto-tuned DI box you're a 'genius'.

7 billion perfect unique special fucking snowflakes.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Looks great without that shit, thanks.

Chipped to 240 bhp, 0-60 in a bit over 6 secs, top speed about 160 mph.

Pumps out more shit than Sellafield and sucks hippy cyclists through those gaps in the spoiler without missing a beat.

It's a fucking grin!

It would look a lot better with the cardboard tbh

 

[bi0boy]

last time i claybarred, polished, waxed and detailed my car it took about ten hours of manual labour. no power tools just elbow grease and love. then some twatty hipster thinks he's gonna stick his grubby mits, let alone fucking tape and cardboard all over my love, my dove, my undefiled? i don't think so.
i have never seen a situation in my life where stabbing someone would be more appropriate.

Keep it in your fucking living room then not in a public place

 

[Espresso]

I wouldn't stab someone who did that to my car but I would think they were a half witted bellend who badly needs to grow up.

 

[Chilli.s]

Quite funny, I hope he picked his donor cars real carefully coz you really shouldn't fuck about with someone else's wheels.

 

[Johnny Doe]

It would be relatively funny if you did it to a mate, who had a shit car that he thought was great and that was a running gag among you, them and your other mates. Done more than once, to strangers' cars, it's just a little bizarre.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Looks great without that shit, thanks.

Chipped to 240 bhp, 0-60 in a bit over 6 secs, top speed about 160 mph.

Pumps out more shit than Sellafield and sucks hippy cyclists through those gaps in the spoiler without missing a beat.

It's a fucking grin!

So what, everyone has a BM. You should have gone for an Audi.

 

[Spymaster]

You should have gone for an Audi.

Nah. Most of them in standard form are a bit too slow and environmentally friendly, tbh.