Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Ok, I meant more in terms of, y'know, footballing prowess, but at least you're making an effort.I was just going to post - in a rather sexist Femail stylee way - how unattractive the Argentinian players are. I mean I don't want a team of pretty boys and who cares what they look like as long as they can play well but dear god thay are an ugly bunch!
Now, do you want me to explain the offside rule?