Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Apple crumble is nice but Tiramisu is in another league.It's the nastiest dessert in the world - apple crumble is much better, and also ideal for breakfast (by itself of course)
Apple crumble is nice but Tiramisu is in another league.It's the nastiest dessert in the world - apple crumble is much better, and also ideal for breakfast (by itself of course)
I’ll not bother then.Bananas, apples and tomatoes.
A tomato crumble would probably work - they're fruit after all.tomatoes
When you say 'work', I assume you mean 'taste fucking awful'?A tomato crumble would probably work - they're fruit after all.
Make one and report back then.When you say 'work', I assume you mean 'taste fucking awful'?
Why would I go to the effort of making something I know I won't like?Make one and report back then.
That's a very defeatist attitude.Why would I go to the effort of making something I know I won't like?
It's a realist attitude.That's a very defeatist attitude.
No - it's an attitude that curtails your life chances, preventing you from experiencing new things.It's a realist attitude.
Wrong. Squirty cream is only acceptable when squirted directly into ones mouth.
Agree - it's grim. Wasn't semolina that disgusting frogspawn stuff they served at school dinners?I loathe custard to the very core of my being. Deep childhood trauma, along with semolina, and rice pudding.
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Indeed. Greek yoghurt (with nuts and honey) is a dessert in itself.
Would you like some marmite and banana sandwiches?No - it's an attitude that curtails your life chances, preventing you from experiencing new things.
Agree - it's grim. Wasn't semolina that disgusting frogspawn stuff they served at school dinners?
Because it might be squirty cream.
No, because marmite isn't food. Banana sandwiches are OK.Would you like some marmite and banana sandwiches?
Agree - it's grim. Wasn't semolina that disgusting frogspawn stuff they served at school dinners?
Very much this.Tiramisu is possibly the nicest dessert ever invented.
No that sh1t3 is tapioca, and equally as revolting as semolina.Agree - it's grim. Wasn't semolina that disgusting frogspawn stuff they served at school dinners?
This is something to be very careful of in New Zealand. Every single restaurant seems to serve squirty cream where cream is required. I was shocked but they do say that going ot New Zealand is like going back in time 30 years so....What sort of monster would offer cream, knowing they were only going to serve squirty cream.
It was called sago at our school. Bloody awful stuff.No that sh1t3 is tapioca, and equally as revolting as semolina.
I like a really good rice pudden, though.
This is the realm of Satan.What sort of monster would offer cream, knowing they were only going to serve squirty cream.
Squirty cream is additional cream, extra cream...
And why does this browser think squirty is spelt wrong.
Sago is differentIt was called sago at our school. Bloody awful stuff.
I was spared the trauma of school dinner custard. As a meat refuser, even from quite an early age, school puddings were a treat conditional on eating the filth they gave you first, so were somewhat hypothetical from my point of view, unless I had a particularly kindCream
Cream
Icecream.
Custard is a thing of school dinner days and should stay buried in the past.
Tapioca and sago are different things. I like them.It was called sago at our school. Bloody awful stuff.
I suspected as much.Tapioca and sago are different things. I like them.
And semolina. Especially baked, with a lovely browned skin on top.I suspected as much.