Apple crumble with...

[Orang Utan]

And hundreds and thousands

 

[Orang Utan]

And raspberry sauce

 

[Roseygirl]

Cream, ice cream and custard all together

all three. Come at me

I agree, this is for me

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I'd ask for a little jug of milk. I pour milk on crumble, just a little. I'm supposing the restaurant has milk.

Best crumble: blackcurrant

 

[Cid]

I'd ask for a little jug of milk. I pour milk on crumble, just a little. I'm supposing the restaurant has milk.

It does, but the chef has told the waiter to tell you they've run out.

Best crumble: blackcurrant

No. Blackberry and apple.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Thwarted!

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Squirty cream only belongs on hot chocolate/cocoa/closely related hot beverages. In all other cases it is rank.

Good for 'adult' games too (though it's been a long, long time).

But basically custard is the best, then ice cream and finally cream if neither of the other two are available. Yoghurt is another far down the list option.

 

[maomao]

Good for 'adult' games too (though it's been a long, long time).

Custard's better. Warmer for a start.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Custard's better. Warmer for a start.

Some people prefer cold.

 

[Epona]

Custard or ice cream. Or cream, fuckit if the crumble (NOT PIE!!) is good then I can cope with any range of accompaniments!

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Cream or custard.
As someone with sensitive teeth, hot apple crumble with ice cream is a living hell.

 

[Epona]

Good for 'adult' games too (though it's been a long, long time).

But basically custard is the best, then ice cream and finally cream if neither of the other two are available. Yoghurt is another far down the list option.

Who the fuck puts yoghurt on a dessert? There are some fucking wronguns around here.

 

[Sprocket.]

The pie is a lie.

But possibly a still worthy contender than a mundane cheeseboard.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Who the fuck puts yoghurt on a dessert? There are some fucking wronguns around here.

It works if you've got nothing else in. Greek yogurt is amazing stuff.

 

[platinumsage]

What if you only have apple crumble yogurt

 

[Johnny Vodka]

It works if you've got nothing else in. Greek yogurt is amazing stuff.

Indeed. Greek yoghurt (with nuts and honey) is a dessert in itself.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

What if you only have apple crumble yogurt

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Then you have all you need in one tub.

 

[Epona]

I absolutely love Greek yoghurt with honey in it, but not anywhere near an apple crumble. The former is breakfast, the latter is pudding.

 

[dessiato]

The crumble has cinnamon.

In that case I’ll go for something else. The cheese board sounds boring, so it won’t be that. Fresh fruit, depending upon what they have, perhaps.

 

[maomao]

I'm interested in the Tiramisu. Can I have it with custard?

 

[Saul Goodman]

I'm interested in the Tiramisu. Can I have it with custard?

Taramisu only works with more Tiramisu.

 

[Orang Utan]

Crumbled meringue would be a nice topping too. Actually can I have a pavlova?

 

[maomao]

Taramisu only works with more Tiramisu.

And custard.

 

[danny la rouge]

I'm interested in the Tiramisu. Can I have it with custard?

That’s one I’d have with cream personally. But if you want.

 

[danny la rouge]

Crumbled meringue would be a nice topping too. Actually can I have a pavlova?

Yes. The place next door does a nice pavlova. I’ll phone and say you’re coming.

 

[danny la rouge]

In that case I’ll go for something else. The cheese board sounds boring, so it won’t be that. Fresh fruit, depending upon what they have, perhaps.

Bananas, apples and tomatoes.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

The restaurant is called 'Crumbles'. You nay-sayers need to take the hint.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Taramisu only works with more Tiramisu.

Tiramisu only works with the bin. Way too sickly for me.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Tiramisu only works with the bin. Way too sickly for me.

Tiramisu is possibly the nicest dessert ever invented., but you eat reconstituted cardboard for breakfast, so it comes as no surprise that you don't like it.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Tiramisu is possibly the nicest dessert ever invented., but you eat reconstituted cardboard for breakfast, so it comes as no surprise that you don't like it.

It's the nastiest dessert in the world - apple crumble is much better, and also ideal for breakfast (by itself of course)