existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Nope. I shall be having the sharing cheese board for one, dammitWill you be having the sharing cheese board for two?
Nope. I shall be having the sharing cheese board for one, dammitWill you be having the sharing cheese board for two?
Of course, sir.Nope. I shall be having the sharing cheese board for one, dammit
IT’S NOT FUCKING PIE!
Sorry your Holiness, I didn’t recognise you there.
The crumble has cinnamon.Does this crumble have either clove or cinnamon ?
I've sometimes pushed the boat out and had all three (ice cream has to be cornish maid or a creamy vanilla.)
One place I used to frequent (pre-covid) sometimes put apple sorbet on top of a scoop or two of vanilla ice cream ...
Could easily have been, but no. Billy Connolly.A Dave Allen reference?
Billy Connolly, I think.A Dave Allen reference?
Understandable mistake though.Billy Connolly, I think.
Especially after several pints of it.Understandable mistake though.
I didn't realise it was a competition.Go somewhere else which offers option D) Mascarpone.
What about the apple pie?The crumble has cinnamon.
Might depend on how well made the options are likely to be. Also, if it's the depths of winter (which I suppose is technically crumble season), then I might be more likely to be swayed by a good custard. But I like hot/cold combinations. And custard with crumble has something of the school dinner about it that's hard to shake off.
Okay, going to stop you right there to correct this misapprehension about there being a specific crumble season. Every season is crumble season. Obviously.
The pie is a lie.What about the apple pie?
Just like the cakeThe pie is a lie.
The cake is a fake and the zabaglione is a phoney!The pie is a lie.
Listen pal, you’ll get no quarter on this thread given your record.I didn't realise it was a competition.
In that case, Brown Sauce!
With your record on seagulls and Marmite, I am unsurprised that you hold this incorrect view.Apple crumble is best eaten by itself - doesn't need anything adding.
You probably slather it with marmite you wrong 'un. Crumble doesn't need any additions - it's perfect by itself. Maybe you're eating substandard crumble so have no choice but to slather it with other stuff.With your record on seagulls and Marmite, I am unsurprised that you hold this incorrect view.
I have tolerated your insane views on seagulls and marmite, if you are insulting mrs mx's crumble that's too far.You probably slather it with marmite you wrong 'un. Crumble doesn't need any additions - it's perfect by itself. Maybe you're eating substandard crumble so have no choice but to slather it with other stuff.