Apple crumble with...

[danny la rouge]

If it is I seem to remember it got messy real quick

It isn’t. It’s a very relaxed place, but they have but a simple menu. It’s just easier and things don’t go to waste so much.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Ice cream or custard. Can't eat apple pie.

 

[Sprocket.]

Ice-cream or just plain apple crumble on its own for me please.

 

[danny la rouge]

Ice cream or custard. Can't eat apple pie.

IT’S NOT FUCKING PIE!

 

[fishfinger]

Wrong. Squirty cream is only acceptable when squirted directly into ones mouth.

It was better when they used nitrous oxide in the can.

 

[platinumsage]

Ice cream, custard, custard in the winter and ice cream in the summer.

Never cream, unless there’s no custard and no ice cream.

 

[Supine]

Ice cream is the only option. I can only conclude you went to the wrong restaurant.

 

[geminisnake]

if the choice was apple crumble or be hungry I'd be hungry, though a carton of cream might mask the taste of the crumble that touched the apple

 

[High Voltage]

It isn’t. It’s a very relaxed place, but they have but a simple menu. It’s just easier and things don’t go to waste so much.

That's a relief tbh I'm sure in real life that OU is a completely sound chap, but on the interweb I wouldn't let him manage a virtual restaurant or cafe, it would be madness

 

[danny la rouge]

Ice cream or custard. Can't eat apple pie.

There’s Tiramisu, crème brûlée, key lime pie or chocolate fudge cake.

Or a coffee liqueur.

Or the cheese board.

 

[Sue]

if the choice was apple crumble or be hungry I'd be hungry, though a carton of cream might mask the taste of the crumble that touched the apple

(((geminisnake)))

 

[existentialist]

There’s Tiramisu, crème brûlée, key lime pie or chocolate fudge cake.

Or a coffee liqueur.

Or the cheese board.

This cheese board. Tell me more. I'm going to assume that the cheese board and the various custard options are mutually exclusive?

 

[andysays]

I'd be tempted to find the manager of the restaurant and punch him in scenario A but otherwise you're quite right. Why would anyone put cream on a crumble?

I put Greek yoghurt on crumble sometimes, though wouldn't expect to be offered that in a restaurant.

I like custard, but it's a bit of a faff to make it...

 

[danny la rouge]

This cheese board. Tell me more. I'm going to assume that the cheese board and the various custard options are mutually exclusive?

Well, if you went for the special deal, that was three courses. So you’d need to choose pudding or cheese board. But otherwise, fill your boots.

There’s always a local soft blue, a Camembert a strong cheddar and something smoked. It’s served with grapes and a quince jelly.

 

[mx wcfc]

the cheese board.

with a Port.

a bit more detail on the cheese board would help, but the Cheese Board. With a Port.

 

[blairsh]

Apple strudel and squirty cream ftw.

 

[dessiato]

I'd be tempted to find the manager of the restaurant and punch him in scenario A but otherwise you're quite right. Why would anyone put cream on a crumble?

Because it tastes good.

It would be my choice, and custard.

 

[danny la rouge]

I put Greek yoghurt on crumble sometimes, though wouldn't expect to be offered that in a restaurant.

I like custard, but it's a bit of a faff to make it...

At home we use tinned custard, like normal people. But I’d want a proper custard in a restaurant.

 

[mx wcfc]

There’s always a local soft blue, a Camembert a strong cheddar and something smoked. It’s served with grapes and a quince jelly.

You can keep the something smoked, but otherwise, yep.

 

[danny la rouge]

You can keep the something smoked, but otherwise, yep.

We can substitute a non smoked cheese of the chef’s choice if you like?

 

[High Voltage]

But I’d want a proper custard in a restaurant.

What... Out of a Tetrapak?

 

[danny la rouge]

Apple strudel and squirty cream ftw.

Sorry, the strudel was only during Oktoberfest.

 

[existentialist]

with a Port.

a bit more detail on the cheese board would help, but the Cheese Board. With a Port.

Southampton?

 

[neonwilderness]

There’s Tiramisu, crème brûlée, key lime pie or chocolate fudge cake.

Or a coffee liqueur.

Or the cheese board.

Is there any key lime crumble?

 

[danny la rouge]

Southampton?

Christ no: the streets are awash with seamen.

 

[existentialist]

Well, if you went for the special deal, that was three courses. So you’d need to choose pudding or cheese board. But otherwise, fill your boots.

There’s always a local soft blue, a Camembert a strong cheddar and something smoked. It’s served with grapes and a quince jelly.

But no custard, right? That'd make it a toss-up for the crumble. But it sounds tempting enough a prospect. And I'll have mx wcfc's bit of smoked cheese as well, thanks.

 

[danny la rouge]

Is there any key lime crumble?

No, it’s a ginger biscuit base.

 

[moose]

I think I'd probably just have a Creme de Menthe.

 

[danny la rouge]

But no custard, right? That'd make it a toss-up for the crumble. But it sounds tempting enough a prospect. And I'll have mx wcfc's bit of smoked cheese as well, thanks.

Will you be having the sharing cheese board for two?

 

[danny la rouge]

I think I'd probably just have a Creme de Menthe.

Sorry your Holiness, I didn’t recognise you there.