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Annoying Adverts

(Unless I misheard it...)

"As DPD knows, we all share the same address"

This outlook on what addresses mean may explain a lot about their delivery service...
 
The Christmas ads encouraging people to buy others (including children) expensive gifts. Cunts :mad:

Have to admit I like the Poundland ad though :oops:

My favourite is the Daisy ad: "look vacant" "no, no, more vacant than that and smile, smile and look vacant" ...
 
quimcunx said:
An amazon advert where people keep saying That's a low price! That's a low price! No one ever says that. What people say is That's cheap. They can't say what people actually say because it might suggest it's low quality cheap shit.
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And you'd hope some of them would say That's cheap because you don't pay your fucking tax! That's driving local companies out of business because you don't pay your fucking tax!
 
Those tacky Uber Eats adverts are doing my head in. I hear them about 5 times/hour on Spotify, and then have to watch on TV in the evening as well. If it's done one thing, it's convinced me to never order any food nor hire a Taxi through Uber ever.
 
Carvaged said:
What for the love of god? Ignoring the other more obvious and repulsive comparator, I think it's an Alien bursthing thru Baby Buddha's chest
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I think it’s actually meant to be praying hands and that toothy boundary is meant to portray some kind of robe, but I’m not too sure.
 
So delicious they had to label it as "food".
Seems a bit pricey too ... I seem to remember that "Soylent" was actually cheaper than this ...

Millennials, eh ?


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rubbershoes said:
A late entry for annoying advert of the year.

The yodelling choir wanting Dominos . Just fuck off
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Particularly since the first yodelling Dominos ad had a certain charm to it. But it was clear that taking it further was going to get really annoying really fast and they paid no attention. :mad:
 
Chz said:
Particularly since the first yodelling Dominos ad had a certain charm to it. But it was clear that taking it further was going to get really annoying really fast and they paid no attention. :mad:
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I'm fortunate enough not to have seen the first one
 
I walk past Dominos on the way home - all that text on the walls - nothing to suggest that what they supply is actually food ...
 
gentlegreen said:
So delicious they had to label it as "food".
Seems a bit pricey too ... I seem to remember that "Soylent" was actually cheaper than this ...

Millennials, eh ?


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These ads piss me off too. It's a multivitamin crushed into a milkshake. You can make one yourself for 64p (Tesco Milkshake + Tesco Multivit)

Edited to correct ethanol induced grammar errors.
 
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