Annoying Adverts 2018

[tommers]

Just grim

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Jesus. That is so fucking depressing.

 

[scifisam]

"Our time, the dating site for young people over 50."

They might as well say awwww, wookit the funny old people still wanting to have real people lives! Adorable!

 

[StoneRoad]

fecking s*nt*nd*r bank adverts really get on my wick.
They are a shower of 5h!t - my best friends had a horrendous time with them a few years ago, and are still affected 'cos of their shitiness and failure to sort out their crap system.

 

[twentythreedom]

Fuck them all in the ear with a knife

 

[rubbershoes]

fecking s*nt*nd*r bank adverts really get on my wick.
They are a shower of 5h!t - my best friends had a horrendous time with them a few years ago, and are still affected 'cos of their shitiness and failure to sort out their crap system.

But all banks are shit

 

[twentythreedom]

That hipster hairdresser in the Head and Shoulders ad. Cunt

 

[jusali]

Any credit check app.............Are you "good" enough to borrow money fuck right off. Seeing as that information is rightfully yours anyway, data mining cunts!

 

[gentlegreen]

I thankfully missed these dodgy Poundland adverts

Poundland's 'Elf Behaving Badly' advert is banned for being 'demeaning to women'

 

[skyscraper101]

That AA advert with the baby girl singing Tina Turner in the back of the car with the freaky CGI’d face.

 

[scifisam]

That AA advert with the baby girl singing Tina Turner in the back of the car with the freaky CGI’d face.

It is creepy as hell. It's like David Lynch made a car advert. And it's also unnecessary because they only show really brief shots of her face - she's old enough to just say a couple of words that sort of fit the song and then they can edit it appropriately. So they actually chose to have her possessed by a demon.

 

[twentythreedom]

Yeah that advert is crap and weird

 

[DotCommunist]

annoying Ikea one about beds using slow mo and that. Tagline should be'go to bed like a boss'

 

[bimble]

What is this bollocks now.

 

[trabuquera]

Millennial Diet Coke Girl is getting right up my ageing curmudgeon nose. Fake Americanisms. Fake "because you're worth it" message. Fake tolerance. Fake inclusivity. The phrase "yurt it up". Just superlatively annoying. Evil at every level.

 

[gentlegreen]

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What is this bollocks now.

Posh hipsterism ...

 

[twentythreedom]

That pregnancy test one, instead of stripes it gives the result "written in words".

In case you can't count to two

 

[hot air baboon]

that one about : "Dad meet your in-house carer who plays the guitar"

 

[twentythreedom]

Beagle Street - fuck off

 

[May Kasahara]

Beagle Street - fuck off

I can't even remember what this product/service is, but I remember being very annoyed by the advert.

 

[twentythreedom]

I can't even remember what this product/service is, but I remember being very annoyed by the advert.

That's the spirit

Life insurance for millenials by the look of it. The one with the unhinged woman insisting her partner doesn't shop around but goes straight to Beagle Street in a scary-eyed way particularly irks me.

All the 'over 50s life cover' ads get me steaming as well

 

[gentlegreen]

All the 'over 50s life cover' ads get me steaming as well

Especially as an over-50 year old with no dependants - and don't get me started on funeral insurance - I will make sure my body goes to medical science so they can dispose of the remains however they choose and at their own expense.

 

[gentlegreen]

Just spotted this really stupid advert. :-



I suppose they did actually get it scientifically checked in case anyone tries the experiment myself ?

 

[T & P]

So not content with tainting The Flinstones, Top Cat and Scooby Doo with their deeply unfunny adverts, Halifax have now managed to digitalky nsert one of their people into The Wizard of Oz for yet another hilarious episode. Cringeworthy stuff.

Clearly all these ads must have been done with the full consent of the studios who own the copyright. Are the likes of Metro Goldwyn-Mayer that desperate for cash?

 

[gentlegreen]

sacrilege

 

[twentythreedom]

Zoopla ads on the radio make me want to stab ad execs. Hermit crabs ffs

 

[Miss-Shelf]

I'm here to say that at last, in 2018, SpecialK has moved on from being about women loosing weight in a red dress to [still thin] real women being active and laughing. Took some time

 

[Grump]

The Trivago ads, particularly the fucking annoying Australian woman. Plus any ad where a baby talks like an adult, that is creepy paedophile stuff that should have the ad agency investigated by the nonce squad.

 

[twentythreedom]

Likely Loans

The TV ad with a character called Barry with a speech impediment. Scene where they're discussing likelihood of getting loans, Barry goes "mmmmmff nnnnnngg" sort of thing, then one of the others says "yes, even you Barry"

Like, "even though he's obviously disabled, thick or stupid we'll still lend him money"

Cunts

 

[twentythreedom]

Postcode Lottery - seriously, you're doing my head in now

#"Someone's knocking at the door ..."# etc

I'll punch you in the fucking face*, mate

*probably wouldn't tbf

 

[gosub]

Likely Loans

The TV ad with a character called Barry with a speech impediment. Scene where they're discussing likelihood of getting loans, Barry goes "mmmmmff nnnnnngg" sort of thing, then one of the others says "yes, even you Barry"

Like, "even though he's obviously disabled, thick or stupid we'll still lend him money"

Cunts

Actually I'd rather that with an Apr under 60 % rather than the really high Apr stuff.. For when you're clapped out cars fucked or your boilers fucked and someone wants you to have a mew one with their shit life expectancy (but that's a different rant)