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Annoying Adverts 2016

Adverts I currently click away from even if it means I might forget to click back in time for my programme:

James Corden I'm Mr Green Light! Die die die
The Maltesers advert with the girl who hates Maltesers and her friend who hates her Grandmother
The creepy Audrey Hepburn advert. She didn't do adverts and using her after her death is like advertising necrophilia
The extremely creepy children's voices Haribo adverts. Hope the makers never go near any real children and suspect they may be banned from going within 100 yards of them.
 
...for people who spit blood when they brush their teeth.... ( woman spits her teeth out into the palm of her hand )

...I'm spitting blood about your shit advertising matey....it'll be American style no-holds barred haemorroid treatment adverts next
 
The latest one for Pampers is very aggravating. That line "Where has all the pee gone?" annoys the living daylights out of me.
 
That includes the other half of the Gavin and Stacy writing duo. Cordon's got a massive chat show in America and she's an annoying middle class mum who belittles her husband in Tesco ads.
Ruth Jones? That's not her is it? If it is, then oh dear :(
 
I get so sick of the same ads being shown in every break during a show. Every night during the Vuelta highlights they show that stupid Benicio del Toro advert for some booze or other, and then for something called "Clash Royale" without actually saying what the fuck it is.
 
There is an ad on now for some species of no sugar Coke where the voice over person says a line which is written on the screen. Strangely enough people who like this pop like " it's" flavour and taste.
Proof enough that drinking pop with artificial sweeteners in it makes you stupid.

Drink gin and be wise.
 
I get so sick of the same ads being shown in every break during a show. Every night during the Vuelta highlights they show that stupid Benicio del Toro advert for some booze or other, and then for something called "Clash Royale" without actually saying what the fuck it is.
Benicio pulls it off in that ad purely by having a fucking brilliant face though tbf
 
strongbow cloudy apple or what ever it is, I am telling you it is so ott, with the epic rock music too.

cloudman, go home.
 
well at the moment, the brain dead dickhead driving the (TIGWAN) arm out the window in the safari
and the femail attendant with accent like razor blades on glass telling him to stop.
terrible terrible,
 
The new PC World advert of a father going computer shopping with his daughter (about to go travelling).

He smugly hands her a MacBook Pro.

Doesnt show the bit where they say that will be £1500 please and he says wtf. Okay let's have another look around first.

Plus a Mac Pro might be light but that's going to get bust or stolen off of a little girl like her. No way is that suitable. It's simply the main st expensive thing she could sell him.
 
Ok, so bit of a bump, but I can confirm without any shadow of a doubt that Oak Furnitureland are a bunch of shyster cunts.
If you knew this anyway, just ignore me. However, if you were even considering going near these shyster cunts then stay well away.

I can't speak personally about the quality of their furniture (you'll need to go to Google or archived episodes of Watchdog for that), but I can confirm that their sales practices and general procedures are what you'd expect from textbook money-grubbing sociopaths that are all too happy to hide behind a minimum-wage centralised call-centre staff. If it wasn't for the fact that the general staff are undoubtedly treated like total shit, I'd hang round their car park til I knew which car was which and then key them all, or let the tyres down.

If anyone knows which cars belong to senior management, details would be appreciated. :)
 
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