Annoying Adverts 2016

[gosub]

Oaktree Mobility (motorised bendy beds) "I was diagnosed with heart failure...now thanks to oaktree mobility I don't have to worry about swollen ankles..."

 

[8115]

Dacia Duster, that advert reaches new heights of shitness.

 

[Augie March]

The tone of James Corden's voice in that Disney Life advert. It's pretty impressive, actually. With the pitch of his voive, he's somehow managed to perfectly replicate the sound of hundreds and thousands of banknotes, being dropped on a doorstep.

 

[smmudge]

The Philadelphia advert with the two angels and one is going out on a date is supposed to be all light hearted, but for me has some dark undertones.

I just think of the man still on earth, devastated because he lost his wife and daughter - who were his whole family and everyone he truly cared about - in a horrific car accident, which also left him paralysed from the waist down. Now he has a crippling drink problem and is basically destitute, crying every day and night over the guilt that he was the only one that survived. Now his wife is living it up in heaven, with all the Philadelphia she wants and off on dates with Heath Ledger or David Bowie. Maybe she doesn't even remember her previous life and her grieving husband, maybe you don't remember that when you go to heaven.

 

[Kesher]

Combine one of the worst songs of all time with the expressions on their faces = a very annoying advert.

 

[DotCommunist]

there was one that I could just hear from the kitchen. Horrible childrens crying, sombre voice and that grating sound you can't ignore. 'What cunts used crying kids on an advert' thinks I' blatant shite' I'm thinking as I go to the living room thinking I've every mind to make a complai.....oh its save the children charity. Fair took the wind of indignance out of my sails

 

[Gromit]

Postcode lottery advert with the priest or vicar or whatever he is (wearing dog collar and crucifix).

Something grates in me at a religious representative encouraging people to gamble with such enthusiasm.

 

[nuffsaid]

Anything Plusnet related, those f**kers were useless, one time I phoned their tech support when my broadband was down and their automated tel msg service just repeated the message 'If you have a problem with your broadband please got to our website www.plusnet.com' - you bunch of f**king idiots!

 

[Gromit]

The Philadelphia advert with the two angels and one is going out on a date is supposed to be all light hearted, but for me has some dark undertones.

I just think of the man still on earth, devastated because he lost his wife and daughter - who were his whole family and everyone he truly cared about - in a horrific car accident, which also left him paralysed from the waist down. Now he has a crippling drink problem and is basically destitute, crying every day and night over the guilt that he was the only one that survived. Now his wife is living it up in heaven, with all the Philadelphia she wants and off on dates with Heath Ledger or David Bowie. Maybe she doesn't even remember her previous life and her grieving husband, maybe you don't remember that when you go to heaven.

If you go to the website you get the full back story...

He died 4 years before them of a heart attack and went straight to hell for preferring Dairylee over Philadelphia.
That why they are own their own now after dying in a car crash together.

 

[twentythreedom]

The new McDonald's one is fucking appalling

 

[Gromit]

How about that woman who worried about being beach ready before jumping into a pool at a party.
What would we do without razors!!!

 

[The Octagon]

The Paddy Power one with every Scottish stereotype ever.

I actually laughed at the level of cringe.

 

[1927]

The Deezer ad with everything that rhymes with Deezer annoys me to the point I want to switch off to and never turn it back on again ever!

 

[twentythreedom]

Loads of the adverts during Euro '16

 

[nuffsaid]

That Lloyds bank advert with a horse in every shot while melancholy music plays trying to tug on your heart-strings....No, you're a fucking bank!! You are evil..fuck off!

 

[YouSir]

It's a YouTube ad not a TV one but KitKat presents Crossy Road... Never made the end but as far as I can tell it's a couple of hit-the-youth-demographic personality vacuums playing fucking Frogger. Which is exciting, apparently.

May be a twist ending I've missed though, hope so.

 

[krtek a houby]

That meerkat Batman V Superman one was very, very annoying.

 

[discobastard]

This has been brutally irritating on my train to work for several weeks now:

 

[Me76]

This has been brutally irritating on my train to work for several weeks now:

I know. Wally is spelled with an a.

 

[Buckaroo]

Kenco. The one with the tattoo of a gun on a hand. Buy our coffee and stop gang warfare or something?

 

[discobastard]

I know. Wally is spelled with an a.

That was what was annoying me.
Though that guys face was coming a very close second.

Turns out it is a deliberate attempt to get people to POST IT UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

The ‘contraversial’ way to get more users.

Sorry everyone. Do NOT Flubit, whatever that means.

 

[Sirena]

No comment

 

[May Kasahara]

I think I hate the Just Eat adverts more than any others at the moment.

 

[vogonity]

"...after all, it's what we do."

Please fuck off you ambulance-chasing parasites.

 

[krtek a houby]

That advert with the bearded bloke and a leprechaun "yes, this is happening".

 

[rubbershoes]

I think I hate the Just Eat adverts more than any others at the moment.

All their adverts are as bad as each other

 

[ringo]

Not TV, this is a corporate promo video. I have a meeting with this lot later, I hope their spiel isn't this combination of OTT meaninglessly vague hype.

 

[stavros]

Could this be any more blatant in ripping off Back In Black?

 

[hot air baboon]

...he's in Skyyyyyyyyyyy Vegas....

 

[Espresso]

Apparently if you use Revitalift face cream, your skin will be redensified.
Good God.
Why not emplumpened? Or dewrinklated?