A thread for posting memes and pisstakes of the current government, and the end of the world

[danski]

By the way…

If anyone wants me to change the thread title to something less shit just let me know. Give suggestions though cos this was the best I could come up with.

“No fuss, jus’ trus’ Truss. Yeah, right. “

 

[tommers]

 

[tommers]

Interesting

 

[elbows]

As well as not having time to take a pic, he presumably also didnt have time to notice the baked beans or the stuff about a citizens assembly.

 

[tommers]

good use of twitter to repudiate earlier twitter. Gold star.

 

[Ax^]

hmm is that a plate of beans

could easily can it to a baked potato

cheese or beans let's the nation decide


oh waits it's already got a picture of Liz on it

 

[friedaweed]

hmm is that a plate of beans

could easily can it to a baked potato

cheese or beans let's the nation decide


oh waits it's already got a picture of Liz on it

I think the image is meant to tell you that she's made up her mind that it's beans first and that's how it will be. She's now Britain and she's decided. The cheese is in the writing below about having some lip service group of citizens meeting every Wednesday to agree with her world changing decisions.

Next Wednesday we finally solve the bitter shandy mixing order.

 

[tommers]

I think the image is meant to tell you that she's made up her mind that it's beans first and that's how it will be. She's now Britain and she's decided. The cheese is in the writing below about having some lip service group of citizens meeting every Wednesday to agree with her world changing decisions.

Next Wednesday we finally solve the bitter shandy mixing order.

Lemonade first and swirl it to get rid of the fizz. Otherwise it explodes.

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

Next Wednesday we finally solve the bitter shandy mixing order.

ah depends what your pouring if its a john smith shady or Guinness you throw the lemonade in first then take the tap off the pump and add the bitter



not that hard

 

[friedaweed]

ah depends what your pouring if its a john smith shady or Guinness you throw the lemonade in first then take the tap off the pump and add the bitter



not that hard

A Guinness shandy????? First against the wall.

 

[friedaweed]

Meanwhile in her mind the queen was elsewhere spitting out rhymes...

… I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a PM who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

 

[Ax^]

grew up in pub fella and stopped working in them at 28 so

know how to pour a few things

if anyone ask me for a sandy from a old school keg ale


i'd pour the half a pint and give them a bottle of lemonade
and suggest pouring very gentle at an angle

 

[friedaweed]

grew up in pub fella and stopped working in them at 28 so

know how to pour a few things

if anyone ask me for a sandy from a old school keg ale


i'd pour the half a pint and give them a bottle of lemonade
and suggest pouring very gentle at an angle

Yes but a Guinness shandy...please tell me this is when you walked out for good.

 

[Ax^]

a shady is better than a black velvet


never work new years eve

apart from the tips

 

[WouldBe]

hmm is that a plate of beans

Looks like beans on toast to me.

 

[Ax^]

if liz truss Brexit renegotiation ends up being called as easy on beans on toast words almost fail me


tbf it will fail and these fuckwits will trying to cook it up as a win

but if the public swallow that during the next few years,

i've not sure if i'm going to laugh or migrate

 

[WouldBe]

a shady is better than a black velvet

Depends how you make it. Someone came into my local years ago and asked for a Guinness and tomato juice in the same glass thinking that was a black velvet.

 

[tommers]

Depends how you make it. Someone came into my local years ago and asked for a Guinness and tomato juice in the same glass thinking that was a black velvet.

JFC. Dirty bastard.

 

[bluescreen]

Looks like beans on toast to me.

At least, we hope Truss is soon toast.

 

[two sheds]

a has bean on toast

 

[brogdale]

Chris Philp truly is a first amongst equals when it comes to the visual manifestation of abject cuntitude.

 

[WWWeed]

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[ddraig]

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Chris Philp truly is a first amongst equals when it comes to the visual manifestation of abject cuntitude.

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Who's the big guy at the end of the table? He looks like he could/should crush the rest with relative ease

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

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[Shippou-Sensei]

Meanwhile in her mind the queen was elsewhere spitting out rhymes...

… I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a PM who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

Skee-Liz

Gave her kids ghetto name.
Big Ears, No Sweats, and Dame

 

[brogdale]

Monster heroes

 

[tommers]

Monster heroes

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Hahaha. Is that real?!?

Edit: no, it is not.

 

[tommers]