Worst cheese ever?

[Orang Utan]

Cottage cheese by a country mile innit

 

[Numbers]

No way. It's glorious with peanut butter.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Casu martzu

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[Orang Utan]

Casu martzu

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I haven’t tried that but I’m sure it would be the worst if I did

 

[Aladdin]

No way. It's glorious with peanut butter.

Must try this...

 

[SpookyFrank]

No way. It's glorious with peanut butter.

No.

Not acceptable, no.

No.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I haven’t tried that but I’m sure it would be the worst if I did

Maggot shit cheese. What could possibly be worse...

 

[pseudonarcissus]

 

[Orang Utan]

Maggot shit cheese. What could possibly be worse...

It might taste delicious though. After all, blue mouldy cheese is.
So you need to pick one which you’ve tried

 

[danski]

Horrible, dry, crumbly stuff that old people like.

 

[Espresso]

Bloody halloumi. Cheese that squeaks is just wrong.

 

[Saul Goodman]

It might taste delicious though. After all, blue mouldy cheese is.
So you need to pick one which you’ve tried

Stilton.
Here, would you like some bread with your cheese?

 

[Orang Utan]

Horrible, dry, crumbly stuff that old people like.

Soapbar?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Horrible, dry, crumbly stuff that old people like.

Cheddar?

 

[maomao]

Cheddar. Can't stand the stuff.

 

[Orang Utan]

Cheddar. Can't stand the stuff.

Not even purple cheddar?

 

[danski]

Cheddar?

Might be Wensleydale or Cheshire or something. Dunno but it’s what old people eat.

 

[JimW]

Kraft slices.

 

[Orang Utan]

budget version of casu mirzu

 

[Aladdin]

Might be Wensleydale or Cheshire or something. Dunno but it’s what old people eat.

Calvita?

 

[Orang Utan]

Might be Wensleydale or Cheshire or something. Dunno but it’s what old people eat.

Not the cottage cheese then?

 

[danski]

Not the cottage cheese then?

That’s not great but can be sexed up. Disguised, basically.

 

[maomao]

Not even purple cheddar?

If that's one of your new fangled marijuanas then probably not my thing at all. If I do smoke these days it has to be the driest weakest old fashioned weed available.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Camembert

 

[JuanTwoThree]

"American "Cheese"" is foul, though it's not really legally cheese

American cheese - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[pseudonarcissus]

Might be Wensleydale or Cheshire or something. Dunno but it’s what old people eat.

As most of us here are old, we like it that way and you can keep your opinions to yourself, you young whippersnapper.

 

[Saul Goodman]

"American "Cheese"" is foul, though it's not really legally cheese

American cheese - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You could probably add American as a prefix to anything, and you'd win the 'worst' war.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Cottage cheese at one end of the spectrum for tasting of nowt. Blue at the other for having that warm vomit/snot tang. Last time I had a go at blue cheese was in broccoli and stilton soup and, even as a background flavour, the cheese was pretty vile.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Mexicana. Just doesn't work for me. Or double Gloucester with chives. Vile!

 

[rubbershoes]

Bloody halloumi. Cheese that squeaks is just wrong.

You're not grilling it properly

It still squeaks but it's delicious