DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Somewhere between ten football pitches and a quarter of Wales
Why the Guardian is going down the pan!
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Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I believe the modern idiom is “within a paedophile’s gaze”
Yikes. Is someone getting paid for this or is it an elaborate joke?
www.theguardian.com
How to make life much better – my 10 small but satisfying secrets of happiness | Arwa Mahdawi
From a squirt of Rwandan chilli oil to rolling down a hill and fresh linen, it’s the little things that can make a big difference, writes Arwa Mahdawi
Brainaddict
slight system overdrive
Come on, you know what sort of bland clickbait article it is from the title. You don't have to click on it. I didn't.
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
I didn't click on it (honest) but I read that as Rwandan chilli oil rolling down fresh linen. That would be a shame... 
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
A football pitch measures 344 nanowales, or 344 billionths of a Wales, if that helps.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Fred & Julius are both insufferable entitled wankers:
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You be the judge: should my brother stick to his promises to lend me money?
Julius thinks his high-earning brother is tight. Fred says Julius needs to get a grip on his spending. Which one is talking financial sense?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
No words
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This is how we do it: ‘Since trying for a baby, Wordle has become a fixture of our pre-sex routine’
A baby mindset has made Jim and Evie’s sex life more functional than pleasurable. But they’re finding new ways to get into the mood
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Back in 1991 when I went to court to help people up for non-payment of poll tax I saw one day the commissioner of the Met police was listed in one of the courts. So I went along to see what it was about, and it was someone suing the cops to get the evidence they had back. As they left with their tail between their legs as the magistrates denied the application they were nicked by cops who had been searching for them. I found out that day that if you sue the cops, the chief constable is always the defendant.
But this doesn't seem to be known in the frothing liberal halls of the guardian where they breathlessly say how the head honcho of liberal fuckwits republic is suing sir mark rowley
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But this doesn't seem to be known in the frothing liberal halls of the guardian where they breathlessly say how the head honcho of liberal fuckwits republic is suing sir mark rowley
Anti-monarchy protester suing Met chief over coronation day arrest
Exclusive: Republic’s Graham Smith seeking judicial review of lawfulness of arrest as well as damages
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Antisemitism definition used by UK universities leading to ‘unreasonable’ accusations
Report says IHRA definition has led to 40 cases against people and groups – of which 38 were cleared – and is stifling academic freedoms
I am confused. I thought the Guardian was all in favour of the IHRA definition of antisemitism. I can't imagine what has changed.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
From a report on Brand we have this gem, screenshot before they correct it
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Russell Brand: broadcasters launch investigations into abuse allegations
BBC, Channel 4 and Amnesty gathering evidence on claims of harassment and rape between 2006 and 2013
ha. amusingly the malignant narcissist does insist on being referred to as the Tesla founder, even though he only became an investor and chair of the board a year after the company had really been founded by Eberhard and Tarpenning.
if Twitter survives long enough that people start calling it by his rebrand X, you can expect he'll insist on being referred to as founder of that.
if Twitter survives long enough that people start calling it by his rebrand X, you can expect he'll insist on being referred to as founder of that.
He thinks it's down to his apples...
Elpenor
a clown’s heart and a mandolin
Quite a nice interview with Michael Caine and John Standing.
www.theguardian.com
Not sure if this line is really required though.
‘I’m 90. I worry if I’m gonna make it to lunch’: Michael Caine and John Standing on wives, war and feeling like the Queen
The actors star alongside the late Glenda Jackson in The Great Escaper, the moving real-life story of a D-day veteran. They reflect on class, communism and female cage-fighting
Not sure if this line is really required though.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Rishi Sunak knows the end is nigh, but has no clue how to build a decent legacy. He should ask me | Polly Toynbee
It may be too late for his party. But from council tax reform to social care, there’s still time for the PM to rescue his reputation, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
Rishi Sunak is a man of many, many, many....many faults. I'm not convinced 'not listening to Polly Toynbee' is one of them though.
ska invita
back on the other side
Stooping low.... impossible to do this by mistake
Forced to remove and correct
Forced to remove and correct
PTK
Paul Kegan
Is The Guardian taking the pis?
Indeliblelink
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I see they've finally got rid of Steve Bell.
www.lbc.co.uk
Guardian cartoonist Steve Bell 'sacked' after Netanyahu drawing accused of being anti-Semitic
The Guardian cartoonist Steve Bell says he has been sacked after he drew a cartoon of Benjamin Netanyahu that was accused of being anti-Semitic.
www.lbc.co.uk
Silas Loom
Hated by both sides
Good. Never funny, and his claims never to have intended offence looked less plausible each time he made them.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
To be fair, his If... in the early 80s was okay and used to make me chuckle.
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
It was quite a famous cartoon, back in its day. LBJ trying to rub Vietnam away from under his tie.
Silas Loom
Hated by both sides
More recent than the Merchant of Venice, but perhaps not quite as widely known. After all, if most of us were asked to name three famous historical cartoons, we would be stuck after Low’s “the scum of the earth, I believe?” and Gillray’s plum pudding.
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