Personally, I'd ban the submission of anything from the Graun's lifestyle section from this thread as too below the belt. I'm as middle-class petite bourgeoise as they come (or at least I am for a northener) but the sheer po-faced self-indulgence and tin-earedness and other overly-hyphenated adjectives of the lifestyle section makes me throw up a little every time. The news is frequently well put together (although I'll concede Edie's point about a lot of overly emotive folderol being crowbarred in) but much of their other output is risible.
And no, I've no idea why anyone would expect self-catering accommodation to include a full cruet set and spice rack.
For what it's worth, those of you using ublock can use a simple filter like so to omit the lifestyle section from the front page entirely.
Code:
www.theguardian.com###lifestyle