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Why the Guardian is going down the pan!

I thought I got it from this thread but in retrospect it was from elsewhere. Interview a feminist academic but obviously as soon as she says anything non-Guardian-PC, it's "crikey" and she's been "drinking the Kool-Aid that is Judith Butler, high priestess of gender theory", make your excuses and leave, and apparently you can only deal with the "pedagogic brain ache" via "a very large bar of chocolate".

 
From the corrections watch department:

This article was amended on 11 August 2021. Figures showed fully vaccinated people were about half as likely to test positive after coming into contact with someone who had Covid, rather than “three times less likely” as an earlier version said.

 

Particularly enjoyed this middle class holiday hell piece, oh the humanity etc
This person just needs to replace their column with the words, “I have no idea how to plan ahead. It’s amazing that I can find my feet in the morning.”

It’s self-catering and they even get surprised by the fact that they have to provide their own food.
 
The leader in Guardian twattery is professional Brummy and squeeze of current editor, K. Viner, Adrian Chiles.
His many examples of verbal flatulence don't need to be read to be believed.
In the Guardian Group annual report reference is made to the fact that cronyism is alive and well (maybe they dont actually put it like that) and on the rise - a specific reference to him and her.
He has been the subject of a couple of mentions in Private Eye (yeah, that'll make a difference) - even a special HackWatch piece.
Moderation on his articles seems even tighter than normal and I challenge anyone to get any kind of criticism of the Sainted Chiles in there.
Shouldn't be surprised I suppose that the Graun is sinking lower - paying the editors boyfriend for a few hundred words of fluff whilst making 100+ journos redundant is typical MSM behavious.

Watch out for more articles like
"How breaking a shoe lace made me realise my self-worth"
" Why coughing when you're farting can be a life changer"
" More ruminations of dog excrement and finding my inner strength"
"I killled a seagull, now I'm not afraid of flying"
etc.
 
I know all about the cronyism, but I quite enjoy Chiles' banal columns. They are close to a work of art at times. Much worse things in The Guardian in my view.
 
That's as may be - the point being that you shouldnt have to sleep with the editor to get a gig in my view.
When I worked at the Guardian (non journo role) way back in the 90s it was really common to find that the graduate trainees or various junior staff were related to some long standing Guardian writer. I doubt much has changed. Journalism is rife with nepotism. I don't think it's a good look for the editor to employ her boyfriend but I don't think it's as bad as the way a small section of upper middle class people have a stranglehold on much of journalism. At least Chiles has some existing experience/celebrity/notoriety and is not from north London.
 
When I worked at the Guardian (non journo role) way back in the 90s it was really common to find that the graduate trainees or various junior staff were related to some long standing Guardian writer. I doubt much has changed. Journalism is rife with nepotism. I don't think it's a good look for the editor to employ her boyfriend but I don't think it's as bad as the way a small section of upper middle class people have a stranglehold on much of journalism. At least Chiles has some existing experience/celebrity/notoriety and is not from north London.
Chiles is probably viewed as the “voice of the red wall”
 
I know all about the cronyism, but I quite enjoy Chiles' banal columns. They are close to a work of art at times. Much worse things in The Guardian in my view.

There was one the other day that went something like 'I've been called the worst writer in recorded history and here's why I think that's a good thing'. I think he's just trolling us at this point.
 

Particularly enjoyed this middle class holiday hell piece, oh the humanity etc
Yknow that kind of totally fucking myopic middle class bullshit makes me want to kick something to death. Really it does. Whinging about the Welcome Basket of a UK holiday home cos you can’t go abroad. That’s the summary of the article. With literally fuck all awareness that most people can’t afford a holiday full stop.

But the thing that really fucking boils me up is the hyperbole and hysteria that the Guardian pumps out daily about about the NHS and covid. It’s all very dressed up as objective middle class news, but underneath it’s an agenda driven shit show of worst case scenario combined with emotive pathos. And it pisses me RIGHT OFF.

The Guardian is a middle class tabloid masquerading as serious news and I passionately hate it every time I see it.
 
Yknow that kind of totally fucking myopic middle class bullshit makes me want to kick something to death. Really it does. Whinging about the Welcome Basket of a UK holiday home cos you can’t go abroad. That’s the summary of the article. With literally fuck all awareness that most people can’t afford a holiday full stop.

But the thing that really fucking boils me up is the hyperbole and hysteria that the Guardian pumps out daily about about the NHS and covid. It’s all very dressed up as objective middle class news, but underneath it’s an agenda driven shit show of worst case scenario combined with emotive pathos. And it pisses me RIGHT OFF.

The Guardian is a middle class tabloid masquerading as serious news and I passionately hate it every time I see it.
I'm 100% with you on the entitled middle class idiot and the self-catering holiday with no herbs :D :facepalm: but interested to know what you think the Guardian's agenda is re the NHS and Covid.

I really dislike and am irritated by a lot of their editorial and lifestyle stuff, but (considering the cesspit that is most of the British media) don't find their news coverage all that bad compared to some.
 
I thought I got it from this thread but in retrospect it was from elsewhere. Interview a feminist academic but obviously as soon as she says anything non-Guardian-PC, it's "crikey" and she's been "drinking the Kool-Aid that is Judith Butler, high priestess of gender theory", make your excuses and leave, and apparently you can only deal with the "pedagogic brain ache" via "a very large bar of chocolate".


Thanks for that, I wouldn't have read it if you hadn't posted it. I hadn't heard of the academic interviewed, but she sounds right up my street - I'm going to try to read some of her writing now.

What you say about the article is spot on as well! Such a sudden, lurching, change of tone in the final paragraphs! Lol :)
 
Personally, I'd ban the submission of anything from the Graun's lifestyle section from this thread as too below the belt. I'm as middle-class petite bourgeoise as they come (or at least I am for a northener) but the sheer po-faced self-indulgence and tin-earedness and other overly-hyphenated adjectives of the lifestyle section makes me throw up a little every time. The news is frequently well put together (although I'll concede Edie's point about a lot of overly emotive folderol being crowbarred in) but much of their other output is risible.

And no, I've no idea why anyone would expect self-catering accommodation to include a full cruet set and spice rack.

For what it's worth, those of you using ublock can use a simple filter like so to omit the lifestyle section from the front page entirely.
Code:
www.theguardian.com###lifestyle
 
Personally, I'd ban the submission of anything from the Graun's lifestyle section from this thread as too below the belt. I'm as middle-class petite bourgeoise as they come (or at least I am for a northener) but the sheer po-faced self-indulgence and tin-earedness and other overly-hyphenated adjectives of the lifestyle section makes me throw up a little every time. The news is frequently well put together (although I'll concede Edie's point about a lot of overly emotive folderol being crowbarred in) but much of their other output is risible.

And no, I've no idea why anyone would expect self-catering accommodation to include a full cruet set and spice rack.

For what it's worth, those of you using ublock can use a simple filter like so to omit the lifestyle section from the front page entirely.
Code:
www.theguardian.com###lifestyle
They could at least have provided salt and pepper though :mad: not too much to ask.
 
They could at least have provided salt and pepper though :mad: not too much to ask.

I went to a self-cater AirBnB in Austria once that had a bunch of condiments in the kitchen. But the salt wasn't even shade-grown and the pepper wasn't first-pressing. Not being able to communicate my feelings through overpaid and overwrought column inches, I left a mindful upper-decker in the cistern and a sustainably strangled stray dog in the wardrobe.
 
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