Why the Guardian is going down the pan!

[billy_bob]

Damon Albarn on Brexit

Er... I'm good, thanks.

 

[SpookyFrank]

*I confess I occasionally make one of the recipes too.

Kale - 1 fuckton
Raspberry vinegar - 9 quarts
Quinoa - one large amorphous blob
Hand reared, single origin whale oil - 18 flagons
Suburban despair - as much as you can lay your hands on

 

[Pickman's model]

Kale - 1 fuckton
Raspberry vinegar - 9 quarts
Quinoa - one large amorphous blob
Hand reared, single origin whale oil - 18 flagons
Suburban despair - as much as you can lay your hands on

It's only teenage wasteland

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

Sickening. What is the Graun line of approach on mass extinction and looming climate induced genocide? - Oh, that would be an opportunity to talk to Obama’s celebrity chef about cooking crickets for fast food.
Dan Barber: '20 years from now you’ll be eating fast food crickets'

 

[billy_bob]

Kale - 1 fuckton
Raspberry vinegar - 9 quarts
Quinoa - one large amorphous blob
Hand reared, single origin whale oil - 18 flagons
Suburban despair - as much as you can lay your hands on

I know, but you can get all that stuff even in the backwaters of the North East these days. Anyway, must be off. This whale ain't gonna squeeze itself.

 

[Mordi]

Is there a thread for the occasional worthwhile Guardian article?

Croatian man breaks his leg vandalising anti-fascist monument

“Rade Končar breaks the legs of fascists 76 years after they shot him,” centrist politician Krešo Beljak wrote on Twitter.

 

[butchersapron]

 

[butchersapron]

That's directly above this:

 

[Idris2002]

Kale - 1 fuckton
Raspberry vinegar - 9 quarts
Quinoa - one large amorphous blob
Hand reared, single origin whale oil - 18 flagons
Suburban despair - as much as you can lay your hands on

It's only teenage wasteland

The Good Life.

 

[belboid]

That's directly above this:

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[DotCommunist]

a bit corbyn hatred and conspiracy minded liberalism all rolled up into rafeal behrs foetid wanksock of an opinion piece

Russian trolls prey on the toxic way we do our politics | Rafael Behr

Some Labour MPs have called for a Mueller-style inquiryin Britain, but their boss is uninterested. Giving Moscow the benefit of the doubt is basic foreign policy for Jeremy Corbyn and his closest advisers. Could his last general election campaign have been given a comradely boost by Vladimir Putin’s digital battalions? And, with Kremlin apologists in the room, the opposition leader’s office doesn’t have much incentive to demand that spotlights be shone on nefarious Russian influence.

how long before CRI gets a spot in 'comment is fucked?'

 

[SpookyFrank]

 

[Kaka Tim]

a bit corbyn hatred and conspiracy minded liberalism all rolled up into rafeal behrs foetid wanksock of an opinion piece

Russian trolls prey on the toxic way we do our politics | Rafael Behr



how long before CRI gets a spot in 'comment is fucked?'

hah - came here to post the same shite.
These fucking wankers - people vote in a way he disapproves of = must be the russians in collusion with Corbyn the evil one.

 

[Dogsauce]

Why coasting at work is the best thing for your career, health and happiness

Like most people have this choice. What’s a fucking ‘career’ these days?

This comment did make me smirk however:

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Esther McVey: working class Tory grafter with tough line on poverty

That's... not how I would have described her.

 

[billy_bob]

Esther McVey: working class Tory grafter with tough line on poverty

That's... not how I would have described her.

There's nothing more terrifying than a Tory who 'fell on hard times at some point'. Usually the same Thatcherite cunts who reckon they 'pulled themselves up by the bootstraps' so everyone else can too.

 

[SpookyFrank]

There's nothing more terrifying than a Tory who 'fell on hard times at some point'. Usually the same Thatcherite cunts who reckon they 'pulled themselves up by the bootstraps' so everyone else can too.

Sasaferrato

 

[stavros]

Their attempt to unseat Mrs May is entirely of a piece. It is nothing more than the politics of petulance, and it is out of touch with a public mood of anxiety about the Brexit process and no small measure of grudging admiration for Mrs May’s doggedness, which has been reflected in editorial shifts at the Daily Mail and the Daily Express

Surely someone at the Guardian editorial desk knows that the Mail has recently changed editors, moving from extreme leaver to a mild Europhile?

 

[GreatGutsby]

Can anyone retire in their 30s? Meet the people who say yes

Arseholes

These cunts are on like 90 grand a fucking year yet they put their early retirement down to 'rational' choices like getting free coffee and making their own sandwiches.

 

[billy_bob]

Can anyone retire in their 30s? Meet the people who say yes

Arseholes

These cunts are on like 90 grand a fucking year yet they put their early retirement down to 'rational' choices like getting free coffee and making their own sandwiches.

Update to Betteridge's law: Any headline ending in a question mark can be answered with the word 'no', except when it can be answered with the words 'Yes: cunts'.

*starts new 'Come the Revolution...' list*

 

[GreatGutsby]

New Labour was far more leftwing than it is given credit for | Glen O’Hara

Need I say anything?

 

[billy_bob]

Nice juxtaposition with John Harris's 'Can Labour forge a new 21st-century socialism?' there. Do any of these writers understand any of these words?

 

[belboid]

Can anyone retire in their 30s? Meet the people who say yes

Arseholes

These cunts are on like 90 grand a fucking year yet they put their early retirement down to 'rational' choices like getting free coffee and making their own sandwiches.

Come on - one of us must be 'scotsandrew'

scotsandrew
14m ago
01
Oh just fuck off. Don't ever publish such patronising shite again. Not getting my money now or ever, am enraged you considered this worthy of publication. (P. S. Fuck off.)

 

[billy_bob]

If it's not one of us we should invite him round.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Come on - one of us must be 'scotsandrew'

scotsandrew
14m ago
01
Oh just fuck off. Don't ever publish such patronising shite again. Not getting my money now or ever, am enraged you considered this worthy of publication. (P. S. Fuck off.)

Has he only just noticed what the Guardian is?

 

[Rob Ray]

Revealed: one in four Europeans vote populist

Populists have been taking advantage of stupid people because of the recession that liberal technocrats definitely had no hand in and take no responsibility for, apparently. Arrogant clueless condescending tossers.

 

[billy_bob]

Revealed: one in four Europeans vote populist

Populists have been taking advantage of stupid people because of the recession that liberal technocrats definitely had no hand in and take no responsibility for, apparently. Arrogant clueless condescending tossers.

Yeah, never mind the causes - look how simply dreadful the symptoms are....

And then the utterly useless graphic on the 'How populist are you?' quiz page, which presumably is intended to sciencify the idea that if you stray from centre-left/centre-right liberalism in any direction at all, you're BAD

 

[DotCommunist]

Yeah, never mind the causes - look how simply dreadful the symptoms are....

And then the utterly useless graphic on the 'How populist are you?' quiz page, which presumably is intended to sciencify the idea that if you stray from centre-left/centre-right liberalism in any direction at all, you're BAD

theres a graphic being mocked that shows macron to the left of morales.

 

[DotCommunist]

no corbyn here

 

[DotCommunist]

trumps further right than orban somehow