Why the Guardian is going down the pan!

[weepiper]

Yellow sofa cunts.

Look at my fucking yellow sofa!

 

[DotCommunist]

clear yellow sofa liberals

 

[Buckaroo]

more slime green than yellow

 

[Wilf]

ISIS do your job:

Sit the fuck down Rusbridger! These are people who were almost friendly with Julain Assange.

 

[Wilf]

Community 1

Community 2

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

They've started a membership scheme! For £15 a month http://www.theguardian.com/membersh...lan-rusbridger-welcome-to-guardian-membership

They lost 500k on that open weekend event according to Private Eye

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

ISIS do your job:

There's a friend of mine in that pic

 

[J Ed]

Poll: is Wonga right to let people off their loans?

 

[butchersapron]

What would you think had happened from this headline?

 

[Flavour]

Evidently aimed to make reader click in shock at possible banning of burqa in public in all of Australia... Actually just bans burqa from parliament building, where I would guess no one has ever worn one.

I haven't actually read the article. Am I close?

 

[butchersapron]

That's almost it, burqas banned from public gallery in parliament, not even parliament.

 

[JTG]

http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-conservatives-labout-hate-lib-dems-need-them

Here's a shit piece talking up a new coalition, in the face of all polling evidence for the past four years

 

[DaveCinzano]

Grauniad hits Peak Morris:

I married myself
Finding the right person to make a commitment to can take years, but it turned out that Grace Gelder had known her perfect partner all her life

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/oct/04/i-married-myself-wedding

 

[killer b]

my word. The article has the exact same feeling of desperate, delusional sadness as the original sketch too.

 

[killer b]

Mainly for logistical reasons, my sister was the only member of my family who came. But my mum and dad did send me supportive texts throughout the day.

 

[goldenecitrone]

There's a friend of mine in that pic

The BBC taxi driver?

 

[DaveCinzano]

There's a friend of mine in that pic

So you're the one who feeds Hugh Muir all his anarcho gossip!

 

[butchersapron]

I'm working class you know.

 

[Orang Utan]

Just leaving this here:
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/oct/05/-sp-drug-taking-fortysomethings-rave-middle-aged

 

[killer b]

oh my. That's endlessly quotable.

 

[Voley]

Just leaving this here:
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/oct/05/-sp-drug-taking-fortysomethings-rave-middle-aged

The low point of the summer was being sick in front of the Ocado man and blaming it on morning sickness so he wouldn’t think I was awful.

I swear they write this stuff for a laugh sometimes.

 

[Voley]

But that’s not to say that, once in a while, we can’t let our thinning hair down, put the Bucketheads on the stereo and party like it’s 1995.

Fucking priceless.

 

[phildwyer]

I married myself

I divorced myself.

 

[brogdale]

ffs

Laughable, schoolboy error...this should, of course, have gone in the 'long-awaited' Tele thread...but heck...it could have appeared in the Grauniad.

 

[DotCommunist]

but nothing comes out when he moves his lips, just a bunch of gibberish, motherfucker acts like he forgot about fairpay

 

[tufty79]

Grauniad hits Peak Morris

i did that last year
(in private, mind, with no guests, but still..
)

feeling of desperate, delusional sadness

 

[andysays]

...Laughable, schoolboy error...this should, of course, have gone in the 'long-awaited' Tele thread...but heck...it could have appeared in the Grauniad.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

 

[PoorButNotAChav]

Hello Urban75 members.

Could anyone please tell me if there is a way I can visit or post links to the website of The Guardian without giving them clicks?

I stopped buying the print version of The Guardian a while ago and just read what I wanted online but the content keeps getting worse and now I don't want to visit their website again. However, if I need to visit their website I would like to be able to do so without it registering on their site statistics. Is that possible? I'm imagining an incognito version of TinyURL or a browser add-on which lets you read webpages without giving them the clicks they are desperately fishing for with their clickbait.

Do such things exist and if so could someone please give me more information? If you do please bear in mind that I'm not that technically proficient when it comes to web browsers and not up-to-date when it comes to computer terminology.

Thank you in advance.

 

[andysays]

Oh look, they've given Robin Wales (mayor of Newham) the opportunity to defend his position in the Focus E15/Carpenters Estate disgrace.

I apologise to the Focus E15 families, but this is a London housing crisis

Comments are open...

 

[Greebo]

Oh look, they've given Robin Wales (mayor of Newham) the opportunity to defend his position in the Focus E15/Carpenters Estate disgrace. <snip>

It's regrettable that anything I'd like to say on the matter (eg buck-passing knbohead) would be moderated to meaninglessness.