why left unity are shit

[belboid]

Haven't read the thread, but have we had this little gem yet?
" I was advised to masturbate at work by my union branch secretary. He said I would get a pension on mental health grounds. I never took up his suggestion."

intriguingly, when I try to google that comment, I get Winston Churchill as first hit, followed by L Ron Hubbard

 

[SpineyNorman]

A friend of a friend is supposed to have had a wank in his ATOS WCA assessment with the idea that they'd definitely think he was mentally ill/give him whatever he wanted to get him out and it worked.

 

[Idris2002]

A friend of a friend is supposed to have had a wank in his ATOS WCA assessment with the idea that they'd definitely think he was mentally ill/give him whatever he wanted to get him out and it worked.

"And that friend of a friend was named. . . Albert Einstein".

 

[DotCommunist]

A friend of a friend is supposed to have had a wank in his ATOS WCA assessment with the idea that they'd definitely think he was mentally ill/give him whatever he wanted to get him out and it worked.

theres a line between getting signed off properly and getting section. Public onanism leans more toward the latter

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

theres a line between getting signed off properly and getting section. Public onanism leans more toward the latter

Is it still onanism if you do it in public though?

 

[rekil]

A friend of a friend is supposed to have had a wank in his ATOS WCA assessment with the idea that they'd definitely think he was mentally ill/give him whatever he wanted to get him out and it worked.

I think Iggy Pop used a similar ruse to avoid 'Nam.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I think Iggy Pop used a similar ruse to avoid 'Nam.

That and he'd been on an amphetamine diet for the 3 months preceding his draft medical, so he was emaciated and psychotic, as well as fondling himself in front of the medical board.

 

[belboid]

That and he'd been on an amphetamine diet for the 3 months preceding his draft medical, so he was emaciated and psychotic, as well as fondling himself in front of the medical board.

always a belt and braces kinda guy, our Iggy

 

[ViolentPanda]

always a belt and braces kinda guy, our Iggy

He's certainly set a high bar if the US ever re-establishes the draft.
"Oh shit, man! Iggy starved himself, jerked off at the doctors and had drug-induced psychosis. How am I gonna match that? I can't even pretend to be gay any more!".

 

[SpackleFrog]

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[DotCommunist]

Is it still onanism if you do it in public though?

yes, the sin of onan is still the sin of onan unless your un-rubbered wad goes into baby making. To spill your seed on the ground, then hell for you my friend. Hairy palms and blindness are potential, but not biblical

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

yes, the sin of onan is still the sin of onan unless your un-rubbered wad goes into baby making. To spill your seed on the ground, then hell for you my friend. Hairy palms and blindness are potential, but not biblical

Bloomin sky god won't give us men a break, will he?

eta: Him and the DWP.

 

[belboid]

glad to see the far left are as relevant as ever, following the International Socialist Network's split over roleplay in consenting adult relationships Left Unity had had a big row (involving many of their "key players") about wanking.

This thread has just been used to start an investigation into the Labour Party membership of one of the participants.

What a bunch of wankers.

 

[treelover]

Can you expand, do you mean a former member of LU and on the ground of what?

 

[belboid]

I do.

He is being investigated for supporting masturbstion on the workplace.

 

[treelover]

Oh, right.

 

[Grump]

In Full Metal Jacket one of the platoon masturbates 8 times a day in order to get a psychiatric discharge (insert joke here) but is killed by the Viet Cong before he gets the flight home.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

This thread has just been used to start an investigation into the Labour Party membership of one of the participants.

He is being investigated for supporting masturbstion on the workplace.

is there something in labour party rules about that then?

 

[Plumdaff]

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