I got upset on my way home from work due to a UKIP voter spouting her views in the salon and then tripping over a bramble and getting thorns in my foot and making me want to cry. I didn't cry but I had to have three fruit and cereal bars, an apple, some bread, a lump of cheese, half a can of tuna, some lidl cheerios straight from the box, a packet of crisps, a walnut whip, a dark chocolate kitkat and a bag of maltesers. I'm not having any tea