What you been doing for the last two hours? (pt3)
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My glass is chipped - OK??!
hmmm....
okay then, you can have it back, but you'll just have to actually say clink, ok?
I've been sat here wanting a poo for the last 2 hours, I can't be arsed to get up. It's gonna beat me soon though... must poo in work time!!!!
Just go for a shit...if you don't, it'll go back up and you'll end up constipated
And don't wear your coat indoors or you won't feel the benefit blah blah
Kanda
Diving wanker
I'm looking for something to read now... I'll go when I've found something.
pootle
little moran
Also kicking the clock and urging the work day to be over by mooching around the internet, brazenly reading the papers and Time Out from the library on another floor and avoiding one of my bosses.
Woo hoo! That might fill some of the 35 minutes or so left.
e2a - tsk! That took me all of 3 minutes but it is about roasting pork belly which I've been meaning to have a go at for ages, so I'll let you off. It's also payday tomorrow so may treat myself and mr poo to some fanci, best quality organic pork belly from the Daylesford butchers shop down the rd from work
Woo hoo! That might fill some of the 35 minutes or so left.
e2a - tsk! That took me all of 3 minutes but it is about roasting pork belly which I've been meaning to have a go at for ages, so I'll let you off. It's also payday tomorrow so may treat myself and mr poo to some fanci, best quality organic pork belly from the Daylesford butchers shop down the rd from work
fucking men and their reading materials
My brother used to take his guitar in - never less than a good 40 minutes for a shit
pootle
little moran
I can't believe I'm about to type/share/admit to this in public but I reckon having a poo at work is one of life's little pleasures! Having a poop on work time? Aces!
Kanda
Diving wanker
I can't believe I'm about to type/share/admit to this in public but I reckon having a poo at work is one of life's little pleasures! Having a poop on work time? Aces!
The only place to go!
Weekend shits are so unsatisfying
I have been hoping that Kanda managed to do his poo before leaving work, picking up and dropping off kids, eating my dinner and rewashing a load of black clothes that had bits all over them where the teenager put her work apron in the washing machine with her order pad and pen still in the pocket.
madzone
Physically unfavourable
If they had to give birth the world would've ground to a haltfucking men and their reading materials
My brother used to take his guitar in - never less than a good 40 minutes for a shit
baldrick
hmmmmm
famous last words. my memory stick won't show up on the pcnow i'm going to make a tea, stick my memory stick in my PC and finish my assignment on work time
have bought a plant book from the book club, tidied my intray, talked to a guy from asset management about having our kitchen re-done
my boss isn't in so I have to pick the paint today, and the cabinets and worksurfaces on monday - argh. i dunno what we should get 
mrsfran
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Bizarre
Occasionally I say "in" and "out". I get paid to do this.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Worst hen do EVER.
madzone
Physically unfavourable
i was sleeping then woke up half hour ago. i'm sick as a dog, sore throat, chest congestions, phlem, etc...
gettin' ready to call the boss for the 2nd day in a row and tell her i'll be out sick today.
and we're supposed to get up to 5 more inches of snow today
gettin' ready to call the boss for the 2nd day in a row and tell her i'll be out sick today.
and we're supposed to get up to 5 more inches of snow today
aqua
made of cheese and gin
I'll blame that too, I'll blame anythingMe too
I blame the weather
it's still not any better
I have had 2 lunches, 1 a buffet thing where 2 1/4 triangles of sandwich and a half hearted onion bhagi (how do you spell that?) really didn't hit the spot
so I then had a jacket spud with cheese and beans and I feel much better for it - Status
