What will you do with your free copy of The Sun this Thursday?

[DotCommunist]

Dandy's online only now Klansman Dan relegated to the non print media, a travesty.

 

[William of Walworth]

Is that right that Wales will be excluded from this distribution, as well as Liverpool?

Makes it all pretty easy for me then -- we won't be affected here

 

[butchersapron]

No

 

[StoneRoad]

I have a choice between lining cat's litter tray, lighting the workshop stove or recycle ..... decision time !
Whatever I decide, will take place on or after Friday - our post arrives mid-afternoon .....

 

[halfinchbrush]

I am nearly wishing I was getting one so that I could attach something heavy and post it back to them

 

[William of Walworth]

No

I haven't really checked tbh, do you mean that it will be distributed free everywhere, Liverpool included?

 

[Ranbay]

Sell it and spend the money on drugs.

 

[butchersapron]

I haven't really checked tbh, do you mean that it will be distributed free everywhere, Liverpool included?

Yes, not wales. Or Liverpool.

 

[T & P]

I haven't really checked tbh, do you mean that it will be distributed free everywhere, Liverpool included?

Not in Liverpool.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

or the litter tray

I'm not sure I'd even use it for that.

I don't know whether cats can be passively infected by that poisonous rag.

 

[8115]

Oh come on people, you're being unfair. You can never have enough emergency toilet paper.

 

[weepiper]

 

[free spirit]

'Dear postie, no sun readers live here. Please return the sun to sender'

 

[ginger_syn]

Yes, not wales. Or Liverpool.

why not Wales? which is a good thing as it will save me the cost of promptly returning it.

 

[Batboy]

I was thinking paper mâché slabs drill some holes in them and then use them as mattresses to fit over the homeless deterrent spikes in all the alleyways. Nice reusable green solution... And
Great insulator from concrete slabs too

 

[SaskiaJayne]

By law postie has to stick it through your letterbox if its addressed to you. Its a non issue, just junk mail. This prole would read the Sun like they read Beano when they were a kid, just a comic for light entertainment. For proper news that influences our lives & controls our thoughts we have Twitter & the BBC website these days. Wot no page3 guurl? Like getting a free copy of The Beano through your door & finding no Minnie the Minx.

 

[Dogsauce]

One of my cats keeps pissing and occasionally shitting by the back door, so hopefully the postie will push it right through and she'll treat it with the deserved respect.

 

[SikhWarrioR]

I shall probably do what many people will do with their free copy of the scum when it turns up send it back postage due either that or straight in the recycle bin

 

[krink]

how about a social media campaign where people deface their copy with JFT96 or whatever they want to say and then tweet/facebook a photo of it with a suitable hash-tag? this way we'd maximise the numbers so we're not all isolated in our little groups round the country.

*a photo of it on fire would be good too!

 

[Favelado]

how about a social media campaign where people deface their copy with JFT96 or whatever they want to say and then tweet/facebook a photo of it with a suitable hash-tag? this way we'd maximise the numbers so we're not all isolated in our little groups round the country.

And then post them all to Kelvin Mackenzie's house.

 

[Pseudopsycho]

I'll line the floor of Sir Digby's vivarium with it, give him a change from the local rag to piss on.

 

[Badgers]

And then post them all to Kelvin Mackenzie's house.

What is his address?

 

[butchersapron]

And then post them all to Kelvin Mackenzie's house.

Interesting idea - maybe some celeb with with a grudge against the sun (yes brand i'm looking at you) would pay for a mass courier dumping on his lawn? His house is easy to find as he had to list it to stand in the local elections the other week.

 

[krink]

And then post them all to Kelvin Mackenzie's house.

while they're still on fire?

 

[butchersapron]

What is his address?

Not one by one!

 

[Favelado]

Well, someone found his house once. Any excuse to post this again.

 

[brogdale]

Interesting idea - maybe some celeb with with a grudge against the sun (yes brand i'm looking at you) would pay for a mass courier dumping on his lawn? His house is easy to find as he had to list it to stand in the local elections the other week.

Christophers,
4 Lockestone Close,
Weybridge,
Surrey, KT13 8EF

 

[butchersapron]

There you go - nice one broggers.

 

[CNT36]

I'm going to stick pages 2 and 3 together and send it back.

 

[brogdale]

Just needs some 'sleb' with shitloads of twit-followers to put it out there that our Kelvin would appreciate the return of any unwanted editions.