What will happen when England win the World Cup on July 15th 2018?

[Rebelda]

I'll fight you for him

10 hours after my legitimate bagsy? I don't think so. You can have Legolas.

 

[marty21]

From the pub, urban or England ?

Getting a Hurst!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

The tories will use it as cover to bury a shitload of bad news.

 

[editor]

The tories will use it as cover to bury a shitload of bad news.

May: "Congratulations to the England team.
*mumbles*
oh and we've just sold off the NHS to Profit Corp"

 

[Hollis]

The tories will use it as cover to bury a shitload of bad news.

It does genuninly worry me, that it'll be used to support all the little England Brexit bullshit.

 

[Yossarian]

I think we'll see an England-Belgium final, the press will hype it as the "Battle of Brexit," Remainers will support Belgium as a wind-up and everybody's going to lose their shit, when England win the headline's going to be "It's Gammon Home." What a time to be alive.

 

[mx wcfc]

I think we'll see an England-Belgium final, the press will hype it as the "Battle of Brexit," Remainers will support Belgium as a wind-up and everybody's going to lose their shit, when England win the headline's going to be "It's Gammon Home." What a time to be alive.

I get what you mean, but it'll be more of a Premier League final. How many of the players will be with premier league clubs? - they know each other well. It might be a bit cagey.

But, back to the original question - I will get hammered, jump up and down like an idiot and wander into work the next day with a monumental hangover.

 

[frogwoman]

My dad's just took a bet on England winning surely we won't win?!

 

[treefrog]

I hope it's like when Tonga got to the semis in the rugby league WC. we had street parties, our whole neighborhood was an absolute sea of flags and people out on the streets

Fucking ruined by the plod taking flags off kids and turning up in droves and the media painting everyone celebrating as thugs though

 

[krtek a houby]

When England wins the World Cup, a thousand years of peace will be ushered in. People will be lovely to each other, there will be no more conflicts or weeping, everything will be marvellous.

 

[Wilf]

When England wins the World Cup, a thousand years of peace will be ushered in. People will be lovely to each other, there will be no more conflicts or weeping, everything will be marvellous.

Right, I'm supporting Belgium then.

 

[DotCommunist]

it only counts as an EU victory if we win then the team is forced to endure 10 years of austerity and readings from 'Adults in the Room' by yannis. Its a good read, damn you.

and schaubles punches the catalonian mascot because reasons.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

It does genuninly worry me, that it'll be used to support all the little England Brexit bullshit.

This!

 

[Riklet]

Some pubs will have to be redecorated at the expense of the various breweries and other dicks who run them. And I will tune out from the news for a few days and pray I dont hear Alan Hanson's dreary boring vapid voice boring on with sone trite meaningless observations.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Some pubs will have to be redecorated at the expense of the various breweries and other dicks who run them. And I will tune out from the news for a few days and pray I dont hear Alan Hanson's dreary boring vapid voice boring on with sone trite meaningless observations.

You're unlikely to. He's retired.

Hansen, by the way.

 

[Riklet]

You're unlikely to. He's retired.

Hansen, by the way.

Oops! Im out of touch!

Still.Theyll wheel him out during the 3 weeks of chat about it, I can assure you.

30 quid says at least 3 mins on Sky Sports etc

 

[bellaozzydog]

Some pubs will have to be redecorated at the expense of the various breweries and other dicks who run them. And I will tune out from the news for a few days and pray I dont hear Alan Hanson's dreary boring vapid voice boring on with sone trite meaningless observations.

Retired after Rio

 

[A380]

The last time we won the world cup in 2003* Lots of people celebrated by getting drunk in a civilised way with supporters of other counties.

What is the variable that would make anything different happen?

 

[The39thStep]

I worked for a women's refuge and there was a definite spike when Sunderland lost. Had first hand experience of it also. I became a dab hand at re hanging doors etc.

Last two years must have been unbearable

 

[planetgeli]

I live in a city with a lot of people with Italian heritage.

Bedford by any chance? I'm from there, lived there in 1982 when Italy won the World Cup. Was great. One restaurant owner gave free meals for something stupid like a week. Only time it was ever worth being in Bedford tbh.

Edit. Oh you said 'city'. No way is Bedford anything like a city.

 

[planetgeli]

Maybe some more of this?

 

[editor]

Bit more ambulance trashing too, maybe

Fundraiser to fix ambulance wrecked in England World Cup celebrations | Metro News

 

[sealion]

Coked up city gents

 

[Grump]

Bedford by any chance? I'm from there, lived there in 1982 when Italy won the World Cup. Was great. One restaurant owner gave free meals for something stupid like a week. Only time it was ever worth being in Bedford tbh.

Edit. Oh you said 'city'. No way is Bedford anything like a city.

No, Peterborough . There is a joke that can really only be understood by Peterborians, "Do you watch Italian football"? " I would but there are no buses to Stanground on Sunday". Stanground being, of course, the area of the city where Italians traditionally settled.

 

[Grump]

Coked up city gents

Actually Wales fans masquerading as English, happens a lot.

 

[editor]

Actually Wales fans masquerading as English, happens a lot.

Racist.

 

[imposs1904]

Bit more ambulance trashing too, maybe

Fundraiser to fix ambulance wrecked in England World Cup celebrations | Metro News

That's a cracking gesture by the Millwall fans.

 

[pocketscience]

Bit more ambulance trashing too, maybe

Of course, the welsh would never do such a thing?
Oh, wait up

 

[Rebelda]

That's a cracking gesture by the Millwall fans.

Made me well up with pride. Even softly sang our song... NO ONE LIKES US WE oh you know the rest.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Of course, the welsh would never do such a thing?
Oh, wait up

This just in: all countries have a minority of sports fans who are also vandals. Doesn't mean shit. Try not to collapse in shock, now