England at the World Cup 2018

[Badgers]

I just had a bit of a cry

 

[Badgers]

 

[Rebelda]

Uniform eh

I actually woke myself up today singing Three Lions in my sleep

Div

Also, it begs the question - is Badgers arse the home of football?

Open goal.

 

[Badgers]

Div

Shut up you bummer

 

[Ponyutd]

I don't think the people of Britain don't mind diving as much as they say. They've been taking a poll across the UK for their favourite footballers.
London - Kane.
Liverpool - Pickford.
Leicester - Maguire.
Lochaber - Neymar.
Sutherland - Neymar.
Lewis - Neymar.
Skye - Neymar.

I've only just got that

 

[Wilf]

I've only just got that

Oh, yes!

 

[Teaboy]

I have to give a presentation on Thursday morning and I've just realised I need to create two presentation's to cover both possible outcomes. Can somebody who can work photoshop please change this picture to 'Southgate out!' or something equally witty (and clean).

Much appreciated though actually having to plan for a lose scenario is no fun.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I have to give a presentation on Thursday morning and I've just realised I need to create two presentation's to cover both possible outcomes. Can somebody who can work photoshop please change this picture to 'Southgate out!' or something equally witty (and clean).

Much appreciated though actually having to plan for a lose scenario is no fun.

 

[editor]

I have to give a presentation on Thursday morning and I've just realised I need to create two presentation's to cover both possible outcomes. Can somebody who can work photoshop please change this picture to 'Southgate out!' or something equally witty (and clean).

Much appreciated though actually having to plan for a lose scenario is no fun.

 

[Teaboy]

Cheers, two decent efforts, though one of them is slightly more appropriate in a presentation to the directors.

 

[twentythreedom]

Lord Gareth of Southgate in live press conference on BBC news now

 

[Rebelda]

Lord Gareth of Southgate in live press conference on BBC news now

Written report please!

 

[Idris2002]

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War's over Major - live and let live, eh?

 

[belboid]

Lord Gareth of Southgate in live press conference on BBC news now

Strip the fucking cunt of his peerage, knighthood, damn it, his manhood! The following cannot be forgiven:

England manager Gareth Southgate confirms he does not drink tea.

 

[Badgers]

England manager Gareth Southgate confirms he does not drink tea.

*devastated*

 

[twentythreedom]

But he'll have good reasons, because he is wise

 

[Voley]

But he'll have good reasons, because he is wise

I'm certain it's in solidarity with the underpaid tea-pickers of Sri Lanka. That sounds like the sort of thing he'd do.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I'm certain it's in solidarity with the underpaid tea-pickers of Sri Lanka. That sounds like the sort of thing he'd do.

What, send them home without a cup?

 

[Rosemary Jest]

Fucking hell, I forgot how unfunny that Corden Cunt could be...

Even John Terry and Ashley Cole seem almost likeable when in the same room as him.

 

[Badgers]

The starting 11 has been leaked

 

[binka]

Winning it against France just seems right somehow

 

[Lord Camomile]

I love Jim so much

 

[Dr. Furface]

The starting 11 has been leaked

Good to see Graham 'Butch' Dixon is playing - such an artistic, cultured midfielder

 

[Opera Buffa]

BRITAIN is now officially a banana republic with constant sunshine, collapsing government and a good football team.

Britain officially a banana republic

 

[Kaka Tim]

well france look as close to unbeatable as is possible. Mbappe is terrifyingly good, pogba is the proper pogba, their defence is bastard tight. Hazzard, De Bruyne, Lukaku and co just broke upon it like waves on a cliff face. I cant see England having any joy if they get to play them.

But fuck it - i think they will have the game of their lives tomorrow and beat croatia with style - then whatever happens in the final is a bonus - it would still be a fantastic achievement to get there.

 

[ska invita]

I love Jim so much

its the dart in the for'ead that gets me

 

[ska invita]

well france look as close to unbeatable as is possible. Mbappe is terrifyingly good, pogba is the proper pogba, their defence is bastard tight. Hazzard, De Bruyne, Lukaku and co just broke upon it like waves on a cliff face. I cant see England having any joy if they get to play them.

free kicks! corners! Kane and Alli both do a very convincing dive!

 

[Wilf]

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well france look as close to unbeatable as is possible. Mbappe is terrifyingly good, pogba is the proper pogba, their defence is bastard tight. Hazzard, De Bruyne, Lukaku and co just broke upon it like waves on a cliff face. I cant see England having any joy if they get to play them.

But fuck it - i think they will have the game of their lives tomorrow end beat croatia with style - then whatever happens in the final is a bonus - it would still be a fantastic achievement to get there.

Aye, all that. Same time, 20 minutes in I thought we'd have been saying similar things about Belgium.

 

[JimW]

well france look as close to unbeatable as is possible. Mbappe is terrifyingly good, pogba is the proper pogba, their defence is bastard tight. Hazzard, De Bruyne, Lukaku and co just broke upon it like waves on a cliff face. I cant see England having any joy if they get to play them.

But fuck it - i think they will have the game of their lives tomorrow and beat croatia with style - then whatever happens in the final is a bonus - it would still be a fantastic achievement to get there.

There for the taking, they don't like it up 'em etc. Just so long as it's not Croatia doing the taking.

 

[Badgers]