What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[two sheds]

Yes I saw that, on BBC news too

Another issue is - even if Trump loses the election - he's going to have so many people in positions of power, let alone the tens of thousands of lunatic supporters with guns, that I can't really see a lot of what he's done being reversed. Even if Biden had the will.

 

[FiFi]

That's amazing. You can see the moment that her internal monologue starts going "Fucking hell, fucking hell, FUCKING HELL IS HE REALLY SAYING THAT???!! Don't look, just keep breathing, keep breathing, shit I think I'm going to hyperventilate"

Well, as a Dr she would have taken an oath to "do no harm" so she must be having a few doubts about the wisdom of accepting her present post. Hopefully

 

[Marty1]

How do you get ultra violet light into your body?

 

[FiFi]

How do you get ultra violet light into your body?

Well you go and try the "Trump approved" method and then come back and let us know how you get on.

 

[keybored]

How do you get ultra violet light into your body?

A tub of Swarfega and a blacklight tube.

 

[two sheds]

How do you get ultra violet light into your body?

We were hoping you would explain

One way would be to stick the torch up Trump's arse of course.

Eta: beaten to it

 

[danny la rouge]

‘Mr Trump went on: "I'm not a doctor. But I'm, like, a person that has a good you-know-what."’

...supply of hallucinogens?

 

[Voley]

Toilet Duck and Cillit Bang currently trending on Twitter.

 

[Marty1]

‘Mr Trump went on: "I'm not a doctor. But I'm, like, a person that has a good you-know-what."’

...supply of hallucinogens?

Regarding the ‘you-know-what’ ( ) - he may be referring to intelligence reports he receives. He kind of alluded that the suggestion of the virus coming from the Wuhan lab was based on such during a recent WH presser, so - yeah.

 

[danny la rouge]

Regarding the ‘you-know-what’ ( ) - he may be referring to intelligence reports he receives. He kind of alluded that the suggestion of the virus coming from the Wuhan lab was based on such during a recent WH presser.

Fuck off, Icke.

 

[Marty1]

Fuck off, Icke.

Nothing to do with Mr.5G - a reporter asked Trump why he thought the virus originated from the Wuhan lab and Trump said he couldn’t go into detail due to his info coming from US intelligence.

 

[danny la rouge]

Nothing to do with Mr.5G - a reporter asked Trump why he thought the virus originated from the Wuhan lab and Trump said he couldn’t go into detail due to his info coming from US intelligence.

I’m not having a discussion with you. You are full of shit. Fuck off to some other playground.

 

[two sheds]

Regarding the ‘you-know-what’ ( ) - he may be referring to intelligence reports he receives. He kind of alluded that the suggestion of the virus coming from the Wuhan lab was based on such during a recent WH presser, so - yeah.

Great stuff Marty, he's clearly got his idea of injecting disinfectant into people from intelligence sources.

 

[existentialist]

Nothing to do with Mr.5G - a reporter asked Trump why he thought the virus originated from the Wuhan lab and Trump said he couldn’t go into detail due to his info coming from US intelligence.

Which is exactly what you would expect him to say if he'd just pulled it out of his arse.

 

[danny la rouge]

Great stuff Marty, he's clearly got his idea of injecting disinfectant into people from intelligence sources.

I know. Fucking Jesus. Why do we have to put up with this cunt? (ETA - Marty, with his shit “excuses” for Trump).

 

[Marty1]

I’m not having a discussion with you. You are full of shit. Fuck off to some other playground.

Clearly you are afraid of facts Danny.



‘US intelligence is saying this week that the coronavirus likely came from a level 4 lab in Wuhan’

 

[existentialist]

Great stuff Marty, he's clearly got his idea of injecting disinfectant into people from intelligence sources.

More effective than waterboarding, perhaps.

 

[two sheds]

We're just showing how right Marty was when he accused us of being biased against trump. He must have some disinfectant to try such a genius idea and show his confidence in his leader.

 

[danny la rouge]

Clearly you are afraid of facts Danny.

Piss off and hoard some Alcan foil, Chuck McGill.

 

[keybored]

I really quite like the thought of intelligence officers sat around making up shit to see if Trump is thick enough to repeat it in front of cameras if they spoon-feed it to him.

 

[bimble]

Regarding the ‘you-know-what’ ( ) - he may be referring to intelligence reports he receives.

Lol. No. You know its his magical gut instinct and his intuitive untutored grasp of all things sciency.

 

[MickiQ]

Her face.


If people do start injecting themselves with toilet duck will we even hear about it?

Well not from them at least

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Clearly you are afraid of facts Danny.



‘US intelligence is saying this week that the coronavirus likely came from a level 4 lab in Wuhan’

I know this has been said before but you can't be this thick surely? The only fact there is that Trump said a thing.

 

[Marty1]

Great stuff Marty, he's clearly got his idea of injecting disinfectant into people from intelligence sources.

Actually - when you say it like that, you’ve got a good point

 

[Raheem]

Behind the scenes, ten minutes earlier.

Call me crazy, but I'm wondering is there a maybe way that, say, that desk-lamp could be somehow inserted into the human body?

I'm pretty sure there's a way I could do that, Mr President.

 

[existentialist]

I know this has been said before but you can't be this thick surely? The only fact there is that Trump said a thing.

It's becoming increasingly obvious to me that our favourite little trumpist is really only here to tweak the noses of the libtards.

 

[keybored]

Next "presser": Trump extols the virtues of tartan paint.

 

[bimble]

How many people would have to try The President’s idea of injecting themselves with dettol to own the libs before it stopped being hilarious Marty?

 

[JimW]

you can't be this thick surely

I'm afraid the form book is against you on this bet.

 

[Marty1]

I know this has been said before but you can't be this thick surely? The only fact there is that Trump said a thing.

Regarding the Wuhan lab angle - if you take Trump out the equation- it’s credible that US intelligence would have that type of info.