What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[Don Troooomp]

 

[CRI]

Cool!

Protests erupt outside of White House as Trump returns from Putin summit

 

[Don Troooomp]

Note to chump.
Your wife worked illegallt as a cheapo porn star before got citizenship.

Trump administration now has naturalized citizens in its sights

if the separation of families at the border and the travel ban were not enough, the Trump administration has a denaturalization initiative that is stoking controversy. A few weeks ago, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) Director L. Francis Cissna told the Associated Press that his agency is hiring dozens of attorneys to form a task force to review the records of people who have become U.S. citizens since 1990, in order to identify people who deliberately lied on their citizenship applications. "

 

[Archimage]

His mom was an illegal also..

 

[Calamity1971]

Trump makes major U-turn after Putin meeting, says he accepts US intelligence community’s conclusion Russia interfered in 2016 election

 

[CRI]

Can someone start a thread about the forthcoming mid term elections perhaps?

Top Voting Machine Vendor Admits It Installed Remote-Access Software on Systems Sold to States

The nation's top voting machine maker has admitted in a letter to a federal lawmaker that the company installed remote-access software on election-management systems it sold over a period of six years, raising questions about the security of those systems and the integrity of elections that were conducted with them.

Election-management systems are not the voting terminals that voters use to cast their ballots, but are just as critical: they sit in county election offices and contain software that in some counties is used to program all the voting machines used in the county; the systems also tabulate final results aggregated from voting machines.

The presence of such software makes a system more vulnerable to attack from hackers, especially if the remote-access software itself contains security vulnerabilities. If an attacker can gain remote access to an election-management system through the modem and take control of it using the pcAnywhere software installed on it, he can introduce malicious code that gets passed to voting machines to disrupt an election or alter results.

I'm sure this is fine.

 

[Tankus]

TRE45ON.....

seen elsewhere

 

[gosub]

Bookmaker increases chances of Trump being impeached after Putin summit

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Trump makes major U-turn after Putin meeting, says he accepts US intelligence community’s conclusion Russia interfered in 2016 election

Channel 4's clip is bizarre and beyond satire.

 

[DexterTCN]

A double negative, aye?

 

[magneze]

Seems legit

 

[girasol]

Channel 4's clip is bizarre and beyond satire.

Ridiculous. Either he has no idea and is not fit for presidency, or he's just being a standard politician and trying to please (i.e. Lie) to everyone.

 

[Don Troooomp]

His mom was an illegal also..

Perhaps, and I've heard Trump himself is illegitimate.
Someone on this forum expressed their opinion he's a bastard.

 

[Don Troooomp]

Either he has no idea and is not fit for presidency

There's an "Or"?

 

[Don Troooomp]

Channel 4's clip is bizarre and beyond satire.

There's one massive orange fucking negative.

 

[Don Troooomp]

A double negative, aye?

Even Fox fucked him off on this one and he's realised he can't just do or say anything with impunity.
This ridiculous statement is obviously bollocks in the hope of adding confusion in order to fudge his treasonous shit.

 

[2hats]

Channel 4's clip is bizarre and beyond satire.

Well, we were warned.

 

[a_chap]

This is lunacy. You couldn't make it up, etc...

 

[Calamity1971]

Channel 4's clip is bizarre and beyond satire.

There was an ideal opportunity there when the lights went out. Agatha Christie moment.

 

[Don Troooomp]

You couldn't make it up,

I most strongly disagree - he did.
Now, immediate claim you intended to say 'Could', but you mis-spoke.

 

[salem]

It looks like he was given the statement and told to read it by higher authorities and is doing so begrudgingly.

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

Oh the joy of good cameras
Trumps notes revealed - including his note to stress “there was no collusion” (spelt wrong) and his crossing out of a line about bringing those responsible for election meddling to justice!

 

[Doctor Carrot]

The whole would/wouldn't think just made me think of this from his inauguration day.

 

[Raheem]

Maybe he also meant to say "I do solemnly swear that I will not faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States".

 

[Humberto]

The most disturbing thing is Trump's inconsistency, that 2+2 does not equal 4. I'm not scared or anything, I just don't understand it.

 

[2hats]

The most disturbing thing is Trump's inconsistency, that 2+2 does not equal 4. I'm not scared or anything, I just don't understand it.

Quite possibly Danny Dyer might have a helpful angle on it.

 

[2hats]

Other items on his agenda for today - playing with his colouring crayons:
Trump to redesign Air Force One to be 'red, white and blue'

US President Donald Trump has confirmed he is redesigning the presidential planes of Air Force One in red, white and blue.

In an interview with CBS News, Mr Trump said the new Boeing planes will be "red, white and blue, which I think is appropriate".

The president said the new redesign "is going to be incredible," "top of the line", and "top in the world".

Mr Trump has also reportedly expressed complaints about the softness of Air Force One's hand towels.

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

It's peak-cuck.

It wasn't enough for him to be cucked by Putin, Trump is now cucking himself.

 

[gosub]

Did we have this yet?

Ivanka/Russian
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/articl...in-moscow-meeting-michael-cohen-tower#4ldqpgc

 

[gosub]

Oh the joy of good cameras
Trumps notes revealed - including his note to stress “there was no collusion” (spelt wrong) and his crossing out of a line about bringing those responsible for election meddling to justice!

He asked them to do it on national television