What little things have you done

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Get a load of cats. I use wood pellets as cat litter, and I burn the old stuff in the stove. Cat shit burns surprisingly well. It's nice to see the little fuckers give something back.

Hold on!

You cook your food by burning cat shit?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Hold on!

You cook your food by burning cat shit?

No. The stove only acts to warm the room, and as a heater for the central heating. There's an oil-fired boiler outside the house and a cat shit fired boiler inside. Cat shit is probably more expensive than oil but I have it and have to dispose of it somewhere, so might as well get some heat from it.

 

[WouldBe]

Planting forests in order to burn them seems to me to be not much different. It does not reduce the level of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.​

You don't. They are grown for building materials, it's the surplus that gets burnt. So most of the carbon captured by the trees is sequestered in buildings.

 

[WouldBe]

Hold on!

You cook your food by burning cat shit?

They use dried cow pats to cook with in some parts of the world.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

They use dried cow pats to cook with in some parts of the world.

That's fine, cows are veggies and it adds to the flavour of a nice steak. Cat shit is meat shit and probably only good for enhancing the flavour of a cat...