Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
If the food doesn't initially lend itself to using a spoon I'll cut it up so I can eat like an ungainly toddler. Noodles type food can be quickly cut up with kitchen scissors, and it's usually possible to cut up chunks of chicken in a curry with the edge of the spoon.
My moobs aren't of the size to catch errant food, so it ends up in my crotch instead.
Cutting chicken curry with a spoon is dead natural to me, as natural as eating a curry with my hands... normally bread of some description is involved. I'm surprising good at getting curry into my mouth rather than on to my clothes