rubbershoes said:Is the right thread to mention singing to traffic lights?
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Weedy things you say (and sing) to cats
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LD Rudeboy said:
I baby talk to cats too
jerseymonkey
New Member
I baby talk to the puss and believe it is evidence that I might actually be an OK mum (obviously I won't tell my children I'm going to eat them for dinner - that would be wrong).
Private Storm
Smell The Glove
I used to do that, but only when in the car by myself. Favourite song was 'Don't Go Changing'.rubbershoes said:Is the right thread to mention singing to traffic lights?
lighterthief
Well-Known Member
I tend to threaten ours with a "visit to the slipper factory" when they misbehave.
Donna Ferentes
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Why not? I once saw a girlfriend say goodnight to a fridge.rubbershoes said:
moose said:It's a bit more boisterous in my house - football chants aimed at our two, with appropriate synchronised pointing and hand gestures:
"Who's the ginger in the stripes?"
"You're not purring any more!"
"We'll keep the red cat flying high"
"He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, Sparky cat, Sparky cat" etc.
and all your other terrace favourites
Yes - "You're so thick/furry/wet it's unbelievable" is quite common. Depends on mood.
I don't do baby talk though. There are limits.
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
Well, we don't have cats but any song with a monosyllabic name in it can be altered to sing the praises of our luvverly dog (Guide-Dog by day, soppy date when off-duty). We favour our version of 'There Is Nothing Like A Dame'RubyToogood said:I think it's just you, mate
Donna Ferentes
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Christ, I do that one as well.Mrs Magpie said:
There is nothing quite so fat
That is anything like a cat.
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
You don't get that with Labradors, thankfully
oryx
Sitting on the bok of the day
innit said:
I don't think I say anything to my cat other than "who's his mummy's gorgeous handsome prince?"
. But one of my old flatmates had a cat who liked me to dance him round the room on his hindlegs, me holding his front paws, while we played Nina Simone's "My Baby Just Cares For Me". 
Donna Ferentes
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oryx
Sitting on the bok of the day
I've just remembered the most stupid thing I ever said to my current cat. He bounced onto my bed one morning, having been outside, reeking horribly of that pungent tom-cat pissy smell.
"Ugh." I said to him. "You smell of cats!"
He gave me the most withering look it is possible for a cat to give - as if he was dying to say "That's because I am a cat, you silly old moo."
"Ugh." I said to him. "You smell of cats!"
He gave me the most withering look it is possible for a cat to give - as if he was dying to say "That's because I am a cat, you silly old moo."
butterfly child
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SubZeroCat said:I say silly things like 'Yeees, who's the cutest little kitty? yes you are etc....' and I squeal and coo and almost purr with delight
I feel no shame!
Me too.
We don't have a cat, so I mainly say it to Rosie, the cat with three legs.
'Rosie posie. Who's gorgeous? You're gorgeous. Little pud pud'
Migraine814
Human being impersonator
I'm guilty of using baby talk with my cats.
Aside from them having tons of variations to their original names i also do the following:
Petting them and saying "Soft kitty, soft kitty .. ooooh soft cuddly kitty.
When they start purring i say "I love you too" and then rub my head against theirs
I always says good morning and before i go to bed i tell them "see you tomorrow, good night".
I touch their paws and go "Cute little kitty feet!
Among many others I can't think of right now.
Aside from them having tons of variations to their original names i also do the following:
Petting them and saying "Soft kitty, soft kitty .. ooooh soft cuddly kitty.
When they start purring i say "I love you too" and then rub my head against theirs
I always says good morning and before i go to bed i tell them "see you tomorrow, good night".
I touch their paws and go "Cute little kitty feet!
Among many others I can't think of right now.
Donna Ferentes
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Anybody remember the Butterkist ads at the pictures?
Pussycat! Pussycat! Rah rah rah!
Pussycat! Pussycat! Rah rah rah!
Migraine814
Human being impersonator
maomao said:
me too.I can't leave the house if i don't know where one of them is either.
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
I do say stupid things to cats, but that's because it obviously annoys them, and annoying cats is fun. "Wooza wooza woosh!" got said to one particular cat so often that he became known as "Wooza". Also "little rabbit feet!" (his feet are enormous).
pennimania
still dre and drooling
Half sung, half spoken
'Squeaky cats, little cats!'
'Morrodee, scorrodee' - version of Mulder and Scully
'This could be a case of Mulder and Scully' obviously
'I don't like that Scully in the window'
Do you like your ears fondled- you do don't you'
'Make your mind up you stupid bastard'
(the in and out game)
'Squeaky cats, little cats!'
'Morrodee, scorrodee' - version of Mulder and Scully
'This could be a case of Mulder and Scully' obviously
'I don't like that Scully in the window'
Do you like your ears fondled- you do don't you'
'Make your mind up you stupid bastard'
(the in and out game) butterfly child said:
My cat (died 4 months ago) lost his right back leg when he was 2, so he was 3 legged for 10 years. He was so beautiful and adorable though that sometimes I'd get near hysterical when cooing over him
Donna Ferentes
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Interrogations are good. I am given to understand that you are a cat. What do you have to say about that then? Do you consider yourself a cat?
Obviously you do this in the style of Michael Palin.
Obviously you do this in the style of Michael Palin.
