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Urban, you are tasked to fix the Met Police force!

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Through a peculiar twist of fate, fixing the institutionally bigoted and corrupt Met has been pinned at the top of Urban’s to do list.

To start let’s brainstorm for suggestions, remember no idea is wrong!

To get us started: Disband the Met and watch crime levels drop.

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Disband the MPS.

Bring the national parts of its portfolio under the command of the NPCC.

Divide the area into four forces. Swap existing officers from adjoining forces with existing Met officers. On the basis that only those with an impeccable complaints and discipline record can join one of the new London forces (with no transfers between the two for ten years).

A truly zero-tolerance approach to police wrongdoing, administered entirely by a properly resourced and wholly independent body.

Serious efforts to recruit/promote from communities that have been historically victimised.

Rigorous vetting, and regular training.
 
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Create a "London Constabulary" to focus on day to day policing. Transfer the "big ticket" items to the NCA or NPCC. Create a proper, accountable, national body for investigating internal complaints, and use PCCs properly to review police conduct.
 
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seriously, i'm damned if i know the answer.

it seems that almost anyone who actually wants to be a police officer probably shouldn't be allowed to.

and more seriously, how do you get people who aren't massive cunts to join an organisation that's noted for its insitutional massive cuntitude? and then stop them either leaving because of the cuntitude or deciding that the only way to survive / 'do well' is to go along with it?

the whole thing is shit, but i'm not sure what the alternatives are that wouldn't be a lot worse (combination of survival of the most violent and justice by lynch mob? not keen.)

would moving more functions to a national body (an equivalent of the FBI to deal with the more serious stuff? wouldn't that be even closer to a state paramilitary force than current 'local' police forces?) be even less accountable?

how do you do 'accountable' well without going down the path of policing ending up with populist politicians?

the whole PCC thing has so far something of a damp squib - most seem to be nonentities elected on party lines (the candidates here were fairly dull borough councillors or failed borough councillors, and by 'local' the thames valley force covers oxfordshire, buckinghamshire and berkshire, so isn't remotely local. before PCCs, my local borough appointed one member of the police authority.

i don't personally remember the police as it was before the mergers of the 1960s / 70s, but get the impression that at least some of the borough police forces were too small to be effective, and could be too heavily influenced by a very small number of local politicians.

would parachuting managers from outside the police make a difference? I've been in jobs where front line supervisors / managers have passed on edicts from senior management, particularly on any sort of 'equalities' issue with a fairly obvious (usually) unspoken 'i've been told to say this, you and i know it's just this week's load of politically correct stuff that we don't have to take seriously, just don't get caught'

And most 'independent' police investigation units need to be staffed by people with some knowledge of the law around policing, and some investigation experience - so tend to end up employing ex-police... (and for that matter, as things like the BBC and the ECHR show, how 'independent' is any body whose members are appointed by the government of the day?)

I think (to use a military engineering term) it's un-de-fuckable
 
I would disband the met police and divide the met police into either two forces one for north London and south London or divide it into four divisions east west south and north, the bigger parts of the met I would give to NCA and let the home sec choice the commissioner for nca?

I would also let the mayor London choice who is in charge the new looks forces forces London taking the power away from the home Sec

I would make sure crime are properly looked into and and tell the bobbies to walk the street and know there area as well driving cars?

Stop and search would need to be reviewed every year
 
I'd scrap the Met to be honest, and disperse the London population to Kent, Surrey, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Hertfordshire, and Essex.

Yes, that approach went so well in Cambodia.

I was think that too

in interpreted The39thStep 's post as meaning administratively, in the same way that the population of (for example) slough was moved from buckinghamshire to berkshire when they buggered about with the counties in 1974
 
Split it up and privatise like the railways. A myriad of different competing companies specialising in different crimes. Another company owning the police cars and leading them back at exorbitant rates. Overseen by Ofcop inspections. Obviously won't work but would be morbidly fascinating to watch happen.
 
A 5 year embargo on all men joining the force, women only applicants. Mandatory education classes on equality, sensitivity & how to be a human being for would be men applicants.
 
Sack the lot and pour the money into mental health services.

Give traffic wardens increased powers. And guns.

I may not have thought this all through. First point is sound though.
Was going to say something similar about rebuilding all the other services they've ended up replacing.
 
I may not have thought this all through. First point is sound though.

yes

in an attempt to be serious -

first, reduce crime.

a fair chunk of crime is poverty related. decent housing and a social security system that works would reduce crime.

another big chunk is drugs related. 'prohibition' doesn't work. recreational drug use should be regulated like recreational drinking, addictive / problem drug use should be health not crime.

and police should not be trying to deal with the failings of the mental health system. yes, there are extreme cases where someone with mental health problems needs the public or themselves to be protected, but in general, a copper with a taser and handcuffs all over the place turning up to a mental health crisis is probably going to aggravate more situations than they calm (i have a friend who ended up inside for that reason.)

second, rebuild democracy and local services

most councils (and i include the current london boroughs) are too big and too remote from communities. and too many councillors are careerists, either using it as a stepping stone to jobs in think tanks, as special advisers to national politicians, or for the most ambitious, to becoming an MP; or alternatively as a property developer / planning consultant.

and this in turn means people care and vote less about councils.

although you need county level councils to do the more strategic stuff and take some of the powers away from a whitehall machine that was built to run an empire and now tries to justify its existence by treating councils as if they are colonies.

and of course get rid of the quangos and privatised / quasi privatised things like academies, health trusts and all that sort of shit and give most if not all of it (back) to the appropriate level councils rather than whitehall.

there is an argument for having some things done at neighbourhood / (civil) parish level, even in london - the SDP (or alliance or SLD or whatever it was at the time) did try moving some decisions to council ward / neighbourhood level some time in the late 80s or early 90s, but panicked when the NF or BNP got one councillor elected, as if that ward had elected a second far right councillor out of 3 in that patch, it could have got nasty.

which brings us on to police accountability. and how big a police force for london should be. criminal activity doesn't respect council boundaries, and even the current london boroughs would probably be too small (and westminster would have some huge peaks of work for big events, although this could partly be reduced by abolishing the monarchy.)

the old police authorities had a mix of local council appointed members, magistrates and independent members (although if they had to be approved by the other authority members and the home office, i'm not sure just how independent they were.) especially in larger / merged police force areas, they were too remote. a single PCC seems to even more remote.

as for the operational end of it, the management, recruitment, training and so on, someone else can do that. it's bed time here...
 
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