Urban 75’s time is up

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….and your leader knows it. Visitor numbers, advertising numbers, new member requests, search engine numbers — all down. Every reasonable measure of success or even sustainability is down. You won’t take my word for it, but internet forums in general and this place specifically are like MySpace…history :-(

Yet another copy cat thread. Cease and desist. NOW.

 

[wow]

Why are you here then and investing time in making stupid posts? Trying to forge your place in history? Trying to rewrite history? Trying to perfect troll time travel?

I’m not “investing time”…also, is this place for sale then?

 

[Humberto]

Visitor numbers are up and the site doesn't advertise you dolt.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

oh dear, has it gone past chucking out time again?

 

[8ball]

Visitor numbers are up and the site doesn't advertise you dolt.

I wasn't aware of this.

I always figured this site would go on til it was just two threads - me, Pickman's model , and danny la rouge arguing about Django Reinhardt on one, and Spymaster and editor bickering about cycling on another while teuchter 's head in a jar laughs and laughs and laughs.

 

[8ball]

….and your leader knows it.

Also, glorious leader is heap big rock star now.
New de facto leader is the Alpaca Himself.

He take no shit.

 

[Humberto]

I wasn't aware of this.

I always figured this site would go on til it was just two threads - me, Pickman's model , and danny la rouge arguing about Django Reinhardt on one, and Spymaster and editor bickering about cycling on another while teuchter 's head in a jar laughs and laughs and laughs.

We need more youth interest in daily kitten news and what's for tea. Wordle thread keeps it hip.

 

[abe11825]

even the trolls aren't as good as they used to be

If we stop feeding / watering / shining light on them after midnight, maybe they'll grow in to better, more reliable trolls?

 

[Supine]

If we stop feeding / watering / shining light on them after midnight, maybe they'll grow in to better, more reliable trolls?

Or throw it in the thames? Just an idea.

 

[abe11825]

That'll work too, Supine

 

[moochedit]

the site doesn't advertise you dolt.

As it should be. We don't need advertising. Anyway round about now, I usually have a Pot Noodle! It's tasty. Ummm! Doesn't that look good! It's a tasty delicious little snack! Ummmm! Let's try some, shall we? Doesn't that look absolutely yumscious! Ohhhh! Let's try some, shall we?

 

[8ball]

As it should be. We don't need advertising. Anyway round about now, I usually have a Pot Noodle! It's tasty. Ummm! Doesn't that look good! It's a tasty delicious little snack! Ummmm! Let's try some, shall we? Doesn't that look absolutely yumscious! Ohhhh! Let's try some, shall we?

I'm not sure. The location of this fabled "fill line" looks a bit ambiguous to me.

 

[tonysingh]

As it should be. We don't need advertising. Anyway round about now, I usually have a Pot Noodle! It's tasty. Ummm! Doesn't that look good! It's a tasty delicious little snack! Ummmm! Let's try some, shall we? Doesn't that look absolutely yumscious! Ohhhh! Let's try some, shall we?

Bombay Bad Boy yeah?

 

[Humberto]

As it should be. We don't need advertising. Anyway round about now, I usually have a Pot Noodle! It's tasty. Ummm! Doesn't that look good! It's a tasty delicious little snack! Ummmm! Let's try some, shall we? Doesn't that look absolutely yumscious! Ohhhh! Let's try some, shall we?

I prefer a Wagon Wheel when hunger sets it. Keeps me rollin' through the day. Made with wholesome hand-picked ingredients and coated in delicious milk-chocalate. Try a new raspberry Wagon Wheel for a taste sensation that fills you up and a chance to go to Disney World for you and 8000 friends.

 

[8ball]

 

[wow]

There are about 150-200 regular posters. As long as a dozen or so chuck a tenner in every time the tin is rattled, it's sustainable. No-one's under the illusion that this place is on the up, it is however an extant community complete with it's own weirdo stalkers (eg. you).

Have you honestly paid a tenner to post here? And if so, are you paying again the next time the “tin is rattled”?
150 x 10 x (whenever the tin gets rattled) is quite lucrative…for whoever opens the tin

 

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I so wish I had a tin of that right now.

 

[8ball]

I so wish I had a tin of that right now.

Ideally the Squeezy version.

 

[NoXion]

Have you honestly paid a tenner to post here? And if so, are you paying again the next time the “tin is rattled”?
150 x 10 x (whenever the tin gets rattled) is quite lucrative…for whoever opens the tin

So is this website "dYiNg" or "lUcRaTiVe"? Make your tiny mind up.

 

[wow]

So is this website "dYiNg" or "lUcRaTiVe"? Make your tiny mind up.

It’s dying, but not on my coin. Also, stop doing that silly upper/lowercase thing.

 

[NoXion]

It’s dying, but not on my coin. Also, stop doing that silly upper/lowercase thing.

Why do you care?

 

[wow]

 

[wow]

Why do you care?

I’m a member here

 

[NoXion]

I’m a member here

Much to our regret.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I’m a member

Never a truer word spoken

 

[wow]

Much to our regret.

Sorry to hear that

 

[wow]

Never a truer word spoken

Member like “penis”, right…Zapp? Great joke. Original.

 

[A380]

Have you honestly paid a tenner to post here? And if so, are you paying again the next time the “tin is rattled”?
150 x 10 x (whenever the tin gets rattled) is quite lucrative…for whoever opens the tin

So, by your logic, this place is both dying from a lack of revenue and also bringing in so much cash Editor is raking in his Ill gotten gains at the same time.

Are you Schrödinger’s cunt?

 

[wow]

So, by your logic, this place is both dying from a lack of revenue and also bringing in so much cash Editor is raking in his Ill gotten gains at the same time.

Are you Schrödinger’s cunt?

Yes. You summed it up perfectly. This place is dying, and the owner is trying to squeeze out as much cash as possible before it dies.
I don’t know what that has to do with Schrodinger or his cat. It’s not nice to call someone a cunt though.

 

[NoXion]

Member like “penis”, right…Zapp? Great joke. Original.

The level of effort seems entirely appropriate for you.