Plenty of polities allow a "none of the above" option on ballots, and the NOTA option is counted and disseminated just the same as the votes and names of candidates are. Some polities even allow "write in" candidates.
This polity, however, will never do so, because to do so would further highlight the bankruptcy of our parliamentary "democracy".
I had a vague recollection that it's an option in places, but is there anywhere where it actually has any
effect? Do any of them count NOTA in a way that would enforce a re-run with previous candidates barred in the way I've suggested? That's the key piece.
To clarify what I mean:
If "no confidence in any of the above" won, the constituency polling would have to be re-run,
with none of the previous candidates allowed to stand again.
I'd predict that the initial effect would be a whole shitload of reruns in some places, as constituencies would have to repeat the ballot multiple times before reaching a result. There would be an expense to that of course, but it would be naff all in comparison to the amount of money spunked on pointless foreign campaigns and overspent white elephant projects, and unlike those it would be entirely worth it.
Ultimately, the parties would find themselves having to field candidates that people
actually believed in.
All it would demand is that the supporters of all the candidates
between them outnumbered the number of people that thought they were
all a bunch of useless twats. That's not too much to ask is it?
And I bet turnout at elections would rocket too, as a lot of disillusioned, disenfranchised, and angry non-voters that the state currently inaccurately dismiss as 'apathetic' might have a reason for making a cross again.
I think it's unlikely to come to pass, but possible given enough public pressure. There's fuck all chance of Labour or the Tories implementing it alone, but there might be a small glimmer of hope for a junior coalition partner forcing it as they'd stand to lose far less (and perhaps even gain by giving them a second bite of the cherry). It would be a major concession by the senior partner though, so they'd essentially be blowing their wad on a single horse.
Doubtless it would be 'negotiated', mangled, and the effect somehow negated along the way of course...
It's probably a naively idealistic idea. I'm sure some bitter and hypercynical Urbanite will be along to cryptically ridicule me for it any minute.