Tommy Robinson is a horrible man

[Weller]

no thanks, I'll go read in my room. the telly's too loud and there's a rubbish topical comedy show on.

make some calming therapeutic soup

or as it was once known broth , stock , sop or pottage

 

[Pickman's model]

It still comes off as a smug joke as well, like Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, whatever the intention.

It's not a joke tho.

 

[Orang Utan]

make some calming therapeutic soup

or as it was once known broth , stock or pottage

i'm not the one who needs to calm down. we've had pages of outrage just cos I said I think something is annoying. I'm not annoyed now because I expressed my annoyance and got it out. Glad to hear I've just magnified it and passed it on to the people who annoyed me in the first place. Touché!

 

[Orang Utan]

It's not a joke tho.

that makes it even worse, if you're not even trying to get a laugh!

 

[Pickman's model]

that makes it even worse, if you're not even trying to get a laugh!

It's a serious point you can't seem to grasp

 

[souljacker]

It still comes off as a smug joke as well, like Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, whatever the intention.

You've got your way with that one now though. No-one tells that joke anymore because no-one talks about him any more.

 

[Pickman's model]

You've got your way with that one now though. No-one tells that joke anymore because no-one talks about him any more.

The artist formerly known as Boris?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

that makes it even worse, if you're not even trying to get a laugh!

You claim to have read other people's posts, but you show no evidence of having understood them.

And it's not outrage. Don't flatter yourself. People just think you're being a dick.

 

[Pickman's model]

It still comes off as a smug joke as well, like Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, whatever the intention.

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert hall

Reckon you'd be arguing against that as a joke

 

[Orang Utan]

You claim to have read other people's posts, but you show no evidence of having understood them.

And it's not outrage. Don't flatter yourself. People just think you're being a dick.

I love it that you think I'm a dick just cos I think saying SYL is annoying.

 

[Orang Utan]

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert hall

Reckon you'd be arguing against that as a joke

yep BORING.

 

[Orang Utan]

You claim to have read other people's posts, but you show no evidence of having understood them.

this is the first thing I don't understand. why you think I cannot read.

 

[BristolEcho]

I love it that you think I'm a dick just cos I think saying SYL is annoying.
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Don't use an abbreviation it confuses things.

 

[Pickman's model]

yep BORING.

I never thought you'd provide succour to the enemy

 

[Orang Utan]

I never thought you'd provide succour to the enemy

being bored by old jokes provides succour to the enemy? we're fucked!

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/new-jokes-please.226799/

 

[Pickman's model]

being bored by old jokes provides succour to the enemy? we're fucked!

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/new-jokes-please.226799/

You're saying call yer man by his pseudonym. You'd have been don't sing that song about hitler had you been about in the 40s. This isn't a funny situation. How did you ever end up here?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

It doesn’t matter what we call him on here. WTF.

 

[Pickman's model]

It doesn’t matter what we call him on here. WTF.

It seems to matter very much to ou

 

[Fozzie Bear]

It seems to matter very much to ou

I had noticed that. I do wonder about whether this amounts to much in the grand scheme of things. Perhaps I am underestimating the influence this place has.

 

[Orang Utan]

You're saying call yer man by his pseudonym. You'd have been don't sing that song about hitler had you been about in the 40s. This isn't a funny situation. How did you ever end up here?

i've no idea. but yet i certainly would have shouted down any cunt who started singing that in an Anderson shelter and would have been cast out to bravely face the blitz, safe in the knowledge that at least I called it out and can live with myself, however briefly

 

[BigMoaner]

I think we all just need a herbal tea and a sit in the garden

 

[Orang Utan]

It seems to matter very much to ou

oh none of it mattters in the grand scheme of things. but small matters annoy one the most.

 

[Orang Utan]

It doesn’t matter what we call him on here. WTF.

exactly. some rather grand pronouncements have been made as if people are bravely confronting him by calling him his real name, no matter how unwieldy it is to type

 

[Pickman's model]

i've no idea. but yet i certainly would have shouted down any cunt who started singing that in an Anderson shelter and would have been cast out to bravely face the blitz, safe in the knowledge that at least I called it out and can live with myself, however briefly

I don't think you know what an Anderson shelter was

 

[Pickman's model]

exactly. some rather grand pronouncements have been made as if people are bravely confronting him by calling him his real name, no matter how unwieldy it is to type

Type syl, it's easier

 

[bluescreen]

Don't call him SYL even though that's his real name because someone might think it looks like an in-joke and a tired one at that.
??

Who the fuck is looking and why should we care what they think?

And if they realise that Tommy Robinson isn't his real name but something he made up to look like a regular English St Georgey bloke - well, so much the better.

 

[Orang Utan]

Type syl, it's easier

TR even easier.
Anyway I've made my point. I made it ages ago. Dunno why some are continuing with this. Boring is boring about boring. Enough is enough.

 

[Orang Utan]

Don't call him SYL even though that's his real name because someone might think it looks like an in-joke and a tired one at that.
??

Who the fuck is looking and why should we care what they think?

And if they realise that Tommy Robinson isn't his real name but something he made up to look like a regular English St Georgey bloke - well, so much the better.

I've already said why I find it annoying. what's wrong with that? we could have left it there.

 

[bluescreen]

I've already said why I find it annoying. what's wrong with that? we could have left it there.

 

[Orang Utan]

Who the fuck is looking and why should we care what they think?

Innit?!? Some people seem to really care though. Perhaps they imagine they have some influence on people IRL.