Toby Young is a c0nt

[Doodler]

Wouldn't have suited Toby Young then.

It would suit everyone else because then we wouldn't keep hearing about him!

 

[Dogsauce]

Of course not. Punch closed in 2002, not that anyone would have noticed.

maybe we could crowdfund a revival, commission Tobes and all the other contrarian ringpieces to write for it exclusively, then don’t ever actually publish anything so their ravings go unheard. See how long it takes them to notice.

 

[Pickman's model]

'Punch' magazine was once the proper container for the talents of the Toby Youngs of this world. A bit of self-deprecating humour and complaints about modern life. What happened to town clerks? If a sign says kids travel free on buses, can you take a baby goat on board? etc etc.

Town clerks now better known as local authority chief executives

 

[Pickman's model]

maybe we could crowdfund a revival, commission Tobes and all the other contrarian ringpieces to write for it exclusively, then don’t ever actually publish anything so their ravings go unheard. See how long it takes them to notice.

Perhaps we could drown the unspeakable young in a barrel of vomit

 

[tim]

maybe we could crowdfund a revival, commission Tobes and all the other contrarian ringpieces to write for it exclusively, then don’t ever actually publish anything so their ravings go unheard. See how long it takes them to notice.

I'd rather crowdfund him a pair of concrete shoes.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd rather crowdfund him a pair of concrete shoes.

and a lift to the nearest deep water cos deep down he's a good person

 

[tim]

and a lift to the nearest deep water cos deep down he's a good person

My plan is to turn him into a living Subbuteo player on a concrete base and flip him round North London using a fork-lift truck

 

[Pickman's model]

My plan is to turn him into a living Subbuteo player on a concrete base and flip him round North London using a fork-lift truck

My plan is for him to bail out the water in Falkland sound

 

[Dogsauce]

Neck-deep in vomit in David Blaine‘s perspex box suspended from a crane by Tower Bridge. See how long it takes for his legs to get tired.

 

[souljacker]

That's an appalling way to describe the situation, 'lolita express', fuck that's grim.

Wasn't that what Epstein called it? I don't think we can hang it on tobes this time.

 

[two sheds]

He used it too.

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[equationgirl]

Wasn't that what Epstein called it? I don't think we can hang it on tobes this time.

I think you're right, but tobe's tweet just came across as using the phrase in a jaunty/lol isn't this hilarious kind of way, and that's what I found grim and appalling.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Not sure exactly who made up the name - one of the tabloids I think, they've all picked it up but of course they say "the plane popularly known as..." as none of them would dream of inventing jokey nicknames themselves in a sex trafficking case.

 

[spanglechick]

I think you're right, but tobe's tweet just came across as using the phrase in a jaunty/lol isn't this hilarious kind of way, and that's what I found grim and appalling.

Yes. He follows it with “honest guv!” Odiously trivialising it.

 

[equationgirl]

Not sure exactly who made up the name - one of the tabloids I think, they've all picked it up but of course they say "the plane popularly known as..." as none of them would dream of inventing jokey nicknames themselves in a sex trafficking case.

Yeah, because creating the nickname would be awful. Them perpetuating and trivialising the nickname, well that's just a joke...right?

 

[Doodler]

Town clerks now better known as local authority chief executives

It was one of Keith Waterhouse's trivial gripes.

 

[Dogsauce]

Wasn't that what Epstein called it? I don't think we can hang it on tobes this time.

It’s called that in Private Eye this week, without quotation marks or ‘so called’ appended to it, might be used generally in the media. Seems like a shitty trivialisation of what it actually was.

 

[Badgers]

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[brogdale]

With a friend.

 

[Poot]

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Wow.

'These messes.'

He makes it sound like he got his foot stuck in a bucket of cement that some other idiot had left lying around or something. Not destroyed at least one teenager's life.

And I know of absolutely no men who think that their wife is responsible for their consciences. Who the fuck thinks that someone else is responsible for that. Jesus.

 

[stavros]

I recommend that ventilators should be put on Toby Young. Lots of them.

 

[Sprocket.]

Toby Young should be skinned and rolled in salt!

 

[krink]

Ewww

 

[equationgirl]

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That's grim. Although somewhat of a public service if they date each other, coronavirus could wipe all the sceptics out.

 

[not a trot]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22toby%20young%22&src=trend_click

 

[Raheem]

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He could use that angle on his dating forum.

"Hi, my name's Toby and I'm looking for a woman who's tough enough to prevent me, by whatever means, from committing sexual offences against teenagers. No photo, no reply."

 

[frogwoman]

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'Spreading the love'

 

[Maggot]

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Darwin Awards anyone?

 

[eatmorecheese]

I have images of a cube-headed libertarian/contrarian smug orgy. Like there isn't enough horror in the world.