Titanic tourist sub missing

[Tanya1982]

At least they’re consistently inconsistent.

I prefer the word capricious, and I can be, but I haven’t been on this, so fuck off.

Anyway, implosion. Good I suppose. Second best thing after being rescued that could’ve happened.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I prefer the word capricious, and I can be, but I haven’t been on this, so fuck off.

Anyway, implosion. Good I suppose. Second best thing after being rescued that could’ve happened.

Has it been called then? It’ll stop the perpetual wondering I suppose.

 

[Wilf]

I haven’t. I’ve been saying things like that throughout, here. I also made a tasteless joke about the toilet before anyone else did. One of my first contributions was that the CEO is an idiot who should be strangled. It’s just that someone else preferred to arrive midway through, and without caring for context, suggest I was basically Margaret Thatcher. My tune hasn’t changed - it might have more verses than yours, but the chorus is consistent.

Look no need to apologise. Welcome to The Twisted Sicko Sociopathic Lefty Club. Oh and I'm the treasurer, so send me your ... subs.

 

[UrbaneFox]

I did wake up in the night and I checked the story and then thought about how much more comfy I was on my shit mattress than their current predicament and that they’d usually be on a better one.
You can’t buy sense I guess.

Perhaps they all had survivor / billionaire guilt.

 

[Wilf]

are they still picking up the banging?

Well, I suppose it's one way to go.

 

[Petcha]

Happy, everyone?

Five people dead. In the most horrendous way possible. Result you wanted?

 

[Ax^]

What a way to go.

stuck in a metal tube surrounded by five people farts whilst suffercating to death

I've got better ways to go

 

[Ax^]

Happy, everyone?

Five people dead. In the most horrendous way possible. Result you wanted?

as long as it was instantly for all people involved aye best result really


rather than freezing to death at the bottom of the ocean

 

[Flavour]

well this was fun while it lasted. deffo best news story of 2023.

 

[petee]

Rescuers Discover ‘Debris Field’ Near Titanic Wreck

“Experts within the unified command are evaluating the information,” the U.S. Coast Guard said Thursday.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Pickman's model]

Happy, everyone?

Five people dead. In the most horrendous way possible. Result you wanted?

there are worse ways to go.

 

[Petcha]

well this was fun while it lasted. deffo best news story of 2023.

Do you have any children?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Happy, everyone?

Five people dead. In the most horrendous way possible. Result you wanted?

If it imploded it’s the most merciful end to their hubris.

 

[JimW]

Happy, everyone?

Five people dead. In the most horrendous way possible. Result you wanted?

If the slip of paper he wrote down the passwords to his Swiss accounts could now be carried by the currents to a beach near me, I expect I could begin to make my peace with this tragedy.

 

[Pickman's model]

Do you have any children?

why, what do you propose to do to them if they do?

 

[Ax^]

only thing that could of made it better is if we could of sent musk down to help in a similar death trap

 

[Pickman's model]

only thing that could of made it better is if we could of sent musk down to help in a similar death trap

Strapped musk to a distress rocket and launched him

 

[Spymaster]

only thing that could of have made it better ...

Sorted.

 

[Petcha]

why, what do you propose to do to them if they do?

Just sayin... leapin all over the watery grave of this young guy. I doubt his mum is. So, so crass.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Sorted.

You’ve taken him off ignore then?

 

[Pickman's model]

Just sayin... leapin all over the watery grave of this young guy. I doubt his mum is. So, so crass.

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Who were you before again?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Just sayin... leapin all over the watery grave of this young guy. I doubt his mum is. So, so crass.

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A life of unimaginable luxury awaited. Sad that he was denied it through foolishness.

 

[Petcha]

Who were you before again?

Jimmy Dean, why?

 

[Spymaster]

You’ve taken him off ignore them?

Ah, we got that sorted. He needs me to check his homework.

 

[maomao]

Who were you before again?

Gabi and something else. Lies about it too.

 

[Tanya1982]

Look no need to apologise. Welcome to The Twisted Sicko Sociopathic Lefty Club. Oh and I'm the treasurer, so send me your ... subs.

I didn’t.

 

[Duncan2]

dont suppose there will be much left for any accident investigation team to go on.

 

[Wilf]

I didn’t.

I fully respect your 180 degree acrobatic moral flip, with triple lutz. and salko. Embrace your inner sociopath.

 

[savoloysam]

Happy, everyone?

Five people dead. In the most horrendous way possible. Result you wanted?

I shit myself getting a flight somewhere or getting in the passenger seat of someone else's car. This is reason you will never find me 2 miles under the sea or parachuting for fun.

 

[petee]

I come here and post an actual update and youse just keep pissing at each other.

I tell ya'.