Theresa May's time is up

[Calamity1971]

She's certainly dropped off her perch.

The DM would dismiss that as a load of old pollocks

 

[Whagwan]

Bet she's already thinking about whiting her memoirs.

 

[Vintage Paw]

She's clearly got no sole.

 

[hash tag]

She is all washed up and floundering

 

[Pac man]

Stick her head on a pike, the old trout.

 

[Dogsauce]

She's fin ished.

 

[Yossarian]

This is a nation in crisis, it's time to forget about the puns and take things seariously

 

[hash tag]

Do with think she has had her chips. Has she jumped out of the frying pan or is she all at sea

 

[teqniq]

Swell puns guys, just swell.

 

[hash tag]

Is she feeling pickled like a herring or stitched up like a kipper?

 

[chilango]

You might not believe this but according to sources she is perfectly pleasant and normal outside of politics. I am sure Gordon Brown could also host a dinner party without flying into a dark rage at his guests.

That's not what my sources say.

 

[teqniq]

Theresa May told she has 10 days to save her leadership

 

[tim]

Theresa May told she has 10 days to save her leadership

Easy for the newspapers, they can recycle old headlines swapping the name Corbyn for May and vice-versa.

 

[frogwoman]

I don't want to get too excited

 

[Ptolemy]

It probably is just shit-stirring on the part of the journos, but May really does seem to be imploding at an astonishing speed. I wouldn't be surprised if the Tories want to cut their losses ASAP before she wrecks anything else.

Not that it'll work, I think.

 

[teqniq]

Easy for the newspapers, they can recycle old headlines swapping the name Corbyn for May and vice-versa.

I suppose you are right, she is finished one way or another though imo. It's just a question of how long she can cling on. She is of course helped though by the distinct lack of suitable successors.

 

[ska invita]

Theresa May told she has 10 days to save her leadership

......headline is one back benchers opinion, who wants a hard Brexit and is firing a warning shot.

From what I gather hard Brexit is not only slipping off the table but is proving impossible to facilitate from a civil service point of view. Hard is far more expensive and work consuming than soft, and is proving near impossible to achieve within the time frame. There just aren't the resources.


seems Brexit civil war pt2 is coming.....

 

[teqniq]

With any luck the tories will implode.

 

[andysays]

With any luck the tories will implode.

They're certainly in a tuna trouble...

 

[Libertad]

With her reduced majority Theresa May is finding it difficult to do more with less. #austeritybritain

 

[not-bono-ever]

I had a dream that her resignation speech was stolen from blade runner - roys death speech on the rooftop. When I woke up I was smiling

 

[phillm]

......headline is one back benchers opinion, who wants a hard Brexit and is firing a warning shot.

From what I gather hard Brexit is not only slipping off the table but is proving impossible to facilitate from a civil service point of view. Hard is far more expensive and work consuming than soft, and is proving near impossible to achieve within the time frame. There just aren't the resources.


seems Brexit civil war pt2 is coming.....

If the tories were the ruthless party of winners that seem to think they are they should boot out May and persuade Ruth Davidson to run. It would no doubt be an effective reboot - play to the softer 'all inclusive party' , allow clear blue water from the past and a softer rollback Brexit and I'm sure she would be an effective foil to the 'coming Corbyn landlside. So I hope that doesn't happen.

 

[Orang Utan]

(Sorry)

That's a shallot.

(Again, sorry)

a shallot is a type of onion

 

[Voley]

This is a perfect moment in U75's illustrious history.

A thread about the imminent resignation of the Prime Minister has become a discussion of what constitutes an onion.

 

[phillm]

......headline is one back benchers opinion, who wants a hard Brexit and is firing a warning shot.

From what I gather hard Brexit is not only slipping off the table but is proving impossible to facilitate from a civil service point of view. Hard is far more expensive and work consuming than soft, and is proving near impossible to achieve within the time frame. There just aren't the resources.


seems Brexit civil war pt2 is coming.....

Would be easier to have a headline May Totally Fucked

tl;dr

 

[JTG]

This is a perfect moment in U75's illustrious history.

A thread about the imminent resignation of the Prime Minister has become a discussion of what constitutes an onion.

No reason to cry over it mind

 

[frogwoman]

things in the may household are probably getting salty by now

 

[Libertad]

This is a perfect moment in U75's illustrious history.

A thread about the imminent resignation of the Prime Minister has become a discussion of what constitutes an onion.

You rap-scallion.

 

[Voley]

You rap-scallion.

I had to google that.

 

[ska invita]

With any luck the tories will implode.

there will be blood
it also means a likely return of that not funny comedy duo Nigel and Aaron .

If the tories were the ruthless party of winners that seem to think they are they should boot out May and persuade Ruth Davidson to run. It would no doubt be an effective reboot - play to the softer 'all inclusive party' , allow clear blue water from the past and a softer rollback Brexit and I'm sure she would be an effective foil to the 'coming Corbyn landlside. So I hope that doesn't happen.

the Tories are usually good at rallying in times of trouble, but i reckon they're too rabid and reactionary to do that behind Ruth d. It wasn't that long ago that Leadsom was a serious contender!

someone I was talking to suggested a youngish ex military mp they've got coming through...ive forgotten his name. military discipline might be the only thing that could save them. I don't think anything can save them...they're in an impossible position of their own making. ha.