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The Rational Proof of God's Existence

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kyser_soze said:
To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name

One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe
They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked
to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
It's vulnerable to Augustine's famous refutation though.
 
Brainaddict said:
It's vulnerable to Augustine's famous refutation though.

Sounds like one of those geeky card-collecting games.

"Raise you 3 axiom points"
"You can't play Plato on a Deconstructivist!"
 
Brainaddict said:
It's vulnerable to Augustine's famous refutation though.
Not if you understand *the first thing* about the developments of the Silesian school and their interpretation of Hegel, Marx and Roy of the Rovers. Ignorant fool.
 
gurrier said:
Not if you understand *the first thing* about the developments of the Silesian school and their interpretation of Hegel, Marx and Roy of the Rovers. Ignorant fool.
Trump, trump, trumpety trump :)
 
Just checking in - sure it's been more than 5 days now.

Have we sorted out this God thing yet?

Have we sorted out the origins of the universe?
What was it then, a big bang, God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Have we sent all those religious leaders their P45's?
 
Jo/Joe said:
I think 20 pages is more then enough.

Hang in there Jo/Joe, just have to fend off the nutters a bit longer, and we'll be there shortly. Well, not shortly exactly, but not too long either.
 
phildwyer said:
Hang in there Jo/Joe, just have to fend off the nutters a bit longer, and we'll be there shortly. Well, not shortly exactly, but not too long either.

That means you'll be beating yourself up. If there's a nutter on this thread, it's you.
 
JonathanS2 said:
Hmm, a pseudo-scientific/philosophical/theological version of Mornington Crescent? That could be fun ...
It already is fun - though I'm still waiting for the laser display board to light up with the revelation about God's existence.
 
I think there are signalling problems on the God line at the moment, but if you wait an hour or so four will arrive in quick succession.
 
Brainaddict said:
are there any urbanite who can accept phil's arguments thus far? Anyone at all?
Nope - and because of statements like this:
phildwyer said:
I believe that the human mind was created by God, but that neither the human body nor anything material were. Except insofar as God constitutes the conditions of possibility for existence. But to define God as “the conditions of possibility of existence” is (a) tautological, and (b) says nothing whatsoever *about* God. But I should probably delay my explanation of the nature of God until I have demonstrated His existence.
So he's made the assumption that God exists (otherwise how could he/she/it create the human mind?), in an attempted proof of God's existence. Not rational at all :(

And I do wonder how a God which created mind, but nothing material, is going to be remotely relevant to anything even if we do accept his existence.
 
phildwyer said:
Hang in there Jo/Joe, just have to fend off the nutters a bit longer, and we'll be there shortly. Well, not shortly exactly, but not too long either.


You're fending yourself off, phil?

Is that another euphemism you've come up because you're ashamed of your addiction to masturbation?
 
First of all, anyone who thinks that my proof is taking too long should direct their complaints to the ragged band of cackling mockers who continue to traipse in my wake. Without their incessant chorus of whoops and hoots, we would have arrived at our destination long ago. At present, however, we are forced to pause periodically in order to purge the most noxious of them from our midst. Anyway, after one of our regular spring-cleaning sessions, I shall try today to clear up the remaining objections to my case thus far. Tomorrow, I shall expand on what doubtless seems to many of you my rather startling assertion that value is a spirit. As usual, I shall deal with you one by one.

NINOSAVATTE: I am afraid that the time has come for you to leave this thread. You have openly boasted that your only purpose here is to disrupt and derail. Even BRAINADDICT, even GURRIER, have occasionally managed to contribute something of worth to the discussion, but you have done (and apparently intend to do) nothing but inflict your dour, humorless, deadly dull jibes on us at regular intervals. And your French is painfully atrocious. You are utterly lacking in joie de vivre, jeu d’esprit and je ne sais quois. Your effervescent wit keeps me amused all day—I *don’t* think. Be off with you.

VIOLENTPANDA: You're on thin ice too. And, in all seriousness for a moment, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself for endorsing, on another thread, the myth that Jews are "tight-fisted." I mean that, you should be ashamed.

FRUITLOOP: You are still equating *price* with *value.* Everything you say is true of an object’s *price*--it is determined by the market, by the laws of supply-and-demand as well as by the costs of production and so on. But price is a measure, and an expression of something else, something that lies behind it and to which it refers. This something else is financial value in the abstract, and it is with this strange and mysterious force that we will be primarily concerned here.

DOOMSY: I agree that everything God does is logical, and this is in fact a tautology. But I would add the proviso that prefect logic is unavailable to the human mind, since we are placed in particular and determinate social and historical circumstances, and the perspective of the totality is unavailable to us. Hence the expression “God moves in mysterious ways.”

VALVE: I have not conflated “use” and “usefulness,” but have introduced a third category: *use-value.* This refers to a value that only exists for human beings but which is also an inherent property of the object’s physical body.

BLOOM: The a priori does not *necessarily* come from God, but it certainly does *not* come from experience, or from the world. The a priori is what makes human experience of the world possible. It must therefore either come from God or be somehow “hard-wired” into the human mind. If the latter is the case, we are faced with the impossible task of explaining where it comes from: clearly evolution is not a possibility in this case.

PARALLEL: I was not assuming the existence of God, I was asked a question about whether I believed He had created animals, and I answered it in the negative. I am at a loss to see why you think that the fact that God created the human mind, if it is proved to be true, would be irrelevant to our experience. There’s not too much experience to be had without a mind, as Nino will tell you.

JONTHANS2: I still don’t see, and you haven’t shown me, why you think animals can conceptualize. With regard to Koko I refer you to the intervention by:

MAOMAO: I completely agree that the Koko experiment is bullshit. But if you think that animals can conceptualize, in the sense that I am using the term, you would have to show animals that can either (a) speak, or (b) exchange different quantities of different objects—two sticks for three carrots or whatever. And, despite the best attempts of Koko’s manipulators, there are no such animals anywhere in the universe.
I think that takes care of everything, but please let me know if I’ve missed anyone out—it can be hard to wade through the deluge of nuttiness that periodically floods this thread. If I hear no further objections, I shall proceed to stage seven of my argument tomorrow.
 
First of all, anyone who thinks that my proof is taking too long should direct their complaints to the ragged band of cackling mockers who continue to traipse in my wake. Without their incessant chorus of whoops and hoots, we would have arrived at our destination long ago. At present, however, we are forced to pause periodically in order to purge the most noxious of them from our midst.

Hey, sophistry boy!! How about you take your 'proofs' and compile them into one or two posts that can then be argued with instead of this US TV season length, multi-part epic extravaganza?

It'll still be bollocks but at least it'll be quickly digestible bollocks. A bit like sheep.
 
phildwyer said:
First of all, anyone who thinks that my proof is taking too long should direct their complaints to the ragged band of cackling mockers who continue to traipse in my wake.
I cackle. I mock. I have a ragged band. Apparently. Join me and traipse in phil's wake :cool:
 
Brainaddict said:
I cackle. I mock. I have a ragged band. Apparently. Join me and traipse in phil's wake :cool:
I'm not sure if I'm quite ragged enough for the band, but I can tear a few holes in my trousers if that will help?

What type of music will we play to go with the cackling and mocking?
 
gurrier said:
I'm not sure if I'm quite ragged enough for the band, but I can tear a few holes in my trousers if that will help?

What type of music will we play to go with the cackling and mocking?
Greensleeves I think.
 
kyser_soze said:
Hey, sophistry boy!! How about you take your 'proofs' and compile them into one or two posts that can then be argued with instead of this US TV season length, multi-part epic extravaganza?

This from the man whose urge to reach the Truth is so urgent that he recently took the time to research and type in the *full* lyrics to "Nelly the Elephant." Unless you knew them already? You did, didn't you?
 
kyser_soze said:
I'll not be ragged, but I'll certainly traipse along and join in the cackling and mocking.
Hooray! We have a bourgoise addition to our band of honest working men! :)

I'd suggest you at least make an effort with the raggedness though. Stab a few holes in your jeans or summat. No, you're not allowed to buy them with holes - let's have a little authenticity!
 
phildwyer said:
This from the man whose urge to reach the Truth is so urgent that he recently took the time to research and type in the *full* lyrics to "Nelly the Elephant." Unless you knew them already? You did, didn't you?

Sorry, I got as far as the capitlised 'truth' and fell about laughing...

Typing Nelly the Elephant into Google wasn't *that* hard...and no I couldn't remember the preamble or 4th verse. Unlike you clearly I'm not regressing into a sensence of second childhood...
 
phildwyer said:
This from the man whose urge to reach the Truth is so urgent that he recently took the time to research and type in the *full* lyrics to "Nelly the Elephant." Unless you knew them already? You did, didn't you?
so, this quest to prove the existence of god ain't going too well, then?
 
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