The Michael Gove File

[Balbi]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2012/dec/12/michael-gove-heads-pay-teachers

In the letter, Gove said heads should tackle the unions' joint work-to-rule action "swiftly and firmly before it causes any more damage in schools" and set out appropriate sanctions. "The legal position is clear," he wrote. "Teachers who are following this industrial action are very likely to be in breach of their contracts. Pay deductions represent a lawful response, and the advice sets out how deductions can be made in a proportionate and reasonable way.

Someone doesn't understand 'work to rule'. Three months into the action, but a week short of Teaching Union response to further grinding out of the collective bargaining powers of the profession. Scum.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Gove should be strangled to death with his own intestines.

 

[Balbi]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/dec/05/michael-gove-warned-exams-unworkable

Last month the CBI questioned the need for a significant set of exams at 16, given the imminent rise of the school leaving age to 18.

After the release of Stacey's letter, Twigg said the EBacc was "narrow and out of date", and opposed by the CBI. "Now his exams chief says that the quality and reliability of exams will be damaged by his plans, and that it will make the classroom experience 'more limited'. With businesses and education experts opposed to his changes, he needs to think again."

Nonetheless, it seems Gove remains undaunted. He told the committee he would be willing to overrule Ofqual and press ahead if he believed the changes were right: "If they still had concerns and I still believe it is right to go ahead then I would do it, and on my head be it."

Let me just take that one by itself...

He told the committee he would be willing to overrule Ofqual and press ahead if he believed the changes were right: "If they still had concerns and I still believe it is right to go ahead then I would do it, and on my head be it."

If the experts in exams and qualifications oppose his plan to replace all 16 age exams with his own idea on grounds that its devalued, unworkable and fucking stupid - Gove believes it's on his head.

NO, ITS ON THE EDUCATIONAL MAULING A WHOLE GROUP OF CHILDREN GET DUE TO YOUR INCOMPETENCE YOU POB EYED FUCKWIT.

 

[twentythreedom]

Did his foreword to the bible ever materialize?

He's a vile, arrogant, deluded, bitter and dangerous fool. I detest him.

 

[Balbi]

His bible arrived at our school and was promptly nicked.

 

[elbows]

His bible was certainly delivered because he then got some stick for it being in a format that was useless for students with a range of disabilities.

 

[spanglechick]

i would reply to this thread but i can't because it's too depressing.

oh, except to say the big boss of our academy 'chain', whose Gove's BFF and is a significant contributor to his fucking polices, not only got a knighthood this year, but also a 31% payrise, making well over £320,000 pa plus pension contributions.

cos, yannow, he's the one doing all the hard work. Not us shirkers with our payfreezes...

 

[Pickman's model]

Gove should be strangled to death with his own intestines.

that's not fair

he should be strangled with osborne's intestines.

 

[DotCommunist]

If Santa brings me one thing this year it will be a yewtree for gove

 

[twentythreedom]

that's not fair

he should be strangled with osborne's intestines.

Osborne is gutless though! Pickles has some spare if needed.

 

[Raminta]

Rotten tomatoes and eggs for them.

 

[Delroy Booth]

Did his foreword to the bible ever materialize?

He's a vile, arrogant, deluded, bitter and dangerous fool. I detest him.

I reckon he's the worst of all the Tory ministers.

 

[spanglechick]

I reckon he's the worst of all the Tory ministers.

my personal reasoning as to why this is true, is: with other tory cunts there's an element of cynicism and game-playing. but to gove this is a personal philosophy. he really believes in this stuff, and that's much more scary.

 

[colacubes]

my personal reasoning as to why this is true, is: with other tory cunts there's an element of cynicism and game-playing. but to gove this is a personal philosophy. he really believes in this stuff, and that's much more scary.

He also doesn't have to worry about losing his seat in the next election as he has pretty much the safest seat in the country.

 

[Balbi]

"I want to free schools from local bureaucracy to focus on educating!" Says Gove.

"Dock the pay of those freeing themselves from local bureaucracy to focus on educating!" Says Gove.

 

[DotCommunist]

I reckon he's the worst of all the Tory ministers.

and in one of the worst positions for a wrecker. He will, if he can, completely push schools for profit into fruition.

Lets not also forget where she started out in cabinet

 

[purenarcotic]

He truly is a massive, massive cunt. He makes me so angry.

 

[DotCommunist]

His bible arrived at our school and was promptly nicked.

I hope they used the thin pages to skin up

 

[Balbi]

Its weird, but I am genuinely starting to feel like those fucking Tory cunts who planned to abandon ship in 97 if Labour got in in.

Im absolutely certain that I could earn more, for doing the same job, elsewhere - and be more valued for it by my employer.

Which is worrying, as it means im seeing my job as a profit margin. Fucks sake

 

[Delroy Booth]

I hope they used the thin pages to skin up

Bible paper > Yellow Pages

 

[Nylock]

Gove should be strangled to death with his own intestines.

I don't think there is any mode of transport that i wouldn't consider shoving him under...

 

[Nylock]

that's not fair

he should be strangled with osborne's intestines.

It's a shame that it's not possible to 'double like' a post

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't think there is any mode of transport that i wouldn't consider shoving him under...

 

[Nylock]

The slower and more painful, the better imo

 

[bi0boy]

Gove should be strangled to death with his own intestines.

Nah you've got to use his epic face in the killing process somehow.

 

[Pickman's model]

slow, eh?

this will do the trick then

it's a space rocket crawler-transporter

 

[Nylock]

that's the fucker!

...hobble him so he can only run at 0.1m/s slower than the crawler, line the sides of the runway with electric fence so he can't escape, and give him a 5m head-start

 

[bendeus]

that's the fucker!

...hobble him so he can only run at 0.1m/s slower than the crawler, line the sides of the runway with electric fence so he can't escape, and give him a 5m head-start

"Show me your cumface now, you squidgy pus'ed dollop of ordure!"

 

[quimcunx]

His bible arrived at our school and was promptly nicked.

The bible is the most stolen book so this should hardly surprise.

 

[Balbi]

Piss artists impression of how his policies are going down amongst teachers.