The Meat-Free Breakfast thread.

[1927]

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Eggy bread, Cauldron sausages, oven chips and beans.

Breaking all the 'rules'.

What rules?

 

[8ball]

What rules?

The self-flaggelation rule, the meat-resemblance rule and subsections 4 and 7 of the vegan purity best practice guide, I’d expect.

Maybe others.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Does weetabix X 6 count






ETA must read OP before duff posting

 

[Epona]

The self-flaggelation rule, the meat-resemblance rule and subsections 4 and 7 of the vegan purity best practice guide, I’d expect.

Maybe others.

The "Chips Are Not A Breakfast Item" Rule

 

[1927]

The "Chips Are Not A Breakfast Item" Rule

Not acceptable on a FEB granted, but as a meat free brekkie isn't a FEB I dont see why they shouldn't be.

 

[hash tag]

View attachment 181512 A sad end to a sad eggs and beans in Spain - on white bread not toasted, no butter

The beer was of course vegetarian/vegan?

 

[nogojones]

I couldn't find a way of justifiably posting this to the FEB thread, so it's left over tabbouleh and guacamole on toast with a poached egg.

 

[ska invita]

Today I had a microwaved supermarket veggie (JA) pattie stuffed in a pitta bread. With a bit of hummous. I think a photo would be taking it too far

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I couldn't find a way of justifiably posting this to the FEB thread, so it's left over tabbouleh and guacamole on toast with a poached egg.

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That is a beautifully poached egg. What's your method?

 

[a_chap]

Poached? It looks fried to me...

 

[nogojones]

That is a beautifully poached egg. What's your method?

Crack an egg into a cup, slowly drop it into boiling water then turn it right down, 'til I think its ok - 2-3 mins I guess. No vinegar, no swirling. I've tried all the tips, but simple consistantly works for me.

 

[nogojones]

Poached? It looks fried to me...

Then it would be crispy round the edges

 

[a_chap]

Then it would be crispy round the edges

Not if fried expertly.

(I resisted the temptation to use the obvious dreadful pun)

 

[Saul Goodman]

Then it would be crispy round the edges

Only if you don't know how to fry an egg.
But yours is obviously poached. Nice job.
Shame about the rest of it.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I don't know why hash browns get so slated on the other thread. Crunchy and carby is good.

Me too - they're lovely things, basically triangular slices of goodness.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Me too - they're lovely things, basically triangular slices of goodness.

I've heard they go well with Billy Bear meat and alphabet spaghetti.

 

[The39thStep]

I couldn't find a way of justifiably posting this to the FEB thread, so it's left over tabbouleh and guacamole on toast with a poached egg.

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I’d eat that

 

[RubyToogood]

I can't get behind the guacamole, but that's my personal thing about avocado perhaps. I never hated avocado until I started being expected to eat it for breakfast. A very slightly underripe avocado sprinkled with a little salt is a thing of beauty at a reasonable hour of the day.

A squelchy, mashed up green horror is a thing I do not want to see at the breakfast table however.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I can't get behind the guacamole, but that's my personal thing about avocado perhaps. I never hated avocado until I started being expected to eat it for breakfast. A very slightly underripe avocado sprinkled with a little salt is a thing of beauty at a reasonable hour of the day.

A squelchy, mashed up green horror is a thing I do not want to see at the breakfast table however.

What about mushy peas for breakfast though? Similar levels of wrongness to avocado?
I dont think I've ever had avocado for breakfast - but I probably only buy them a couple of times a year as it is.

 

[RubyToogood]

What about mushy peas for breakfast though? Similar levels of wrongness to avocado?
I dont think I've ever had avocado for breakfast - but I probably only buy them a couple of times a year as it is.

Why would anyone have mushy peas for breakfast?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Why would anyone have mushy peas for breakfast?

Ignore him. He shags seagulls.

 

[Maggot]

Red pepper Shroomdogs, mushrooms, beans, toast. Yes, I know there are too many beans.

 

[Epona]

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Red pepper Shroomdogs, mushrooms, beans, toast. Yes, I know there are too many beans.

The sausages look lush - I say this as someone who during veggie periods of my life has struggled with meat substitute products - but those do look really good.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

The "Chips Are Not A Breakfast Item" Rule

Chips are always acceptable at breakfast.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Chips are always acceptable at breakfast.

No they're not.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

No they're not.

Can't beat a chip butty for breakfast.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Can't beat a chip butty for breakfast.

Yes you can.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Yes you can.

Heathen.

 

[Maggot]

Treated myself to a birthday brunch.



Cauldron sausages, beans, hash browns with onion, 2 crumpets (one under egg).

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Adding crumpets to a cooked breakfast wouldn't occur to me - they're just vehicles for as much butter as you can saturate them with.