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The Matrix sequels

as someone said to me once, the main problem with the matrix films is that people went into the first film expecting overblown sci-fi action and got cod philosophy, then went into the next two expecting something deep and philosophical and got overblown sci-fi action.

i don't mind the final two films, but they're pretty mindless.
 
The mindlessness of 2 and 3 makes them alright to watch every now and again. The 1st one has an expiration date when you can't watch it all the way through anymore without severe rolling of the eyes.
 
I loudly dispute that mindless films are somehow watchable. Plots that don't work and action sequences that aren't justified aren't entertaining, they're shit and lazy, and anyone who disagrees has swallowed propaganda by The Man.
 
The random shyt that usually comes out over summer with too much CG and/or random cars blowing up maybe but Matrix is all about hrgh hrgh hrgh pffsht pffsht boom boom peeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwww ouch hrgh hrgh hrgh bam pfsht pfsht boom boom peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooowwwwwwwwwww ROBOTS dgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdg shhhh.... straight face... no more excellent adventures..... PFSHT PFSHT HRGH HRGH PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW then some more robots
I think 2 and 3 improved on the series in that way, the world didn't need any more Matrix quotes just the PEEEEOOOWWWWW
 
The random shyt that usually comes out over summer with too much CG and/or random cars blowing up maybe but Matrix is all about hrgh hrgh hrgh pffsht pffsht boom boom peeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwww ouch hrgh hrgh hrgh bam pfsht pfsht boom boom peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooowwwwwwwwwww ROBOTS dgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdg shhhh.... straight face... no more excellent adventures..... PFSHT PFSHT HRGH HRGH PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW then some more robots
So, you agree with me, they're shit.
 
The sequences were a major disappointment IMO; a shameless attempt to cash in on the success of the original film (so much so that they felt the need to stretch the non-story into not one but two films). They probably thought they were creating the epitome of cool with that cringeworthy Zion rave scene. As for the characters, I found myself not giving much of a shit if they lived or die. Trinity in particular was insufferable.

I like the track played during the highway chase scene. And the wife of the French bloke, who's fit as fuck. Other than that, shite. The architect? Six previous Matrixes and Zions? Fuck off.
 
Between the first film and the two sequels one of the brothers divorced his wife, moved in with a dominatrix and became a transgender/transexual. It makes me think he might have not exactly been a 100% focused on the script writing preproduction phase of the two later films.

Oh and Will Smith was the first choice for Neo. Shudder.....
 
Between the first film and the two sequels one of the brothers divorced his wife, moved in with a dominatrix and became a transgender/transexual. It makes me think he might have not exactly been a 100% focused on the script writing preproduction phase of the two later films.
Who can honestly say they haven't done that though?
 
Who can honestly say they haven't done that though?

Explains the start Revolutions though doesn't it?

"Rave at a fetish Ball, or as Larry likes to call it, a quiet night in with a few close friends".
 
The sequels suffered enormously from losing their 'normal person' perspective. The matrix itself stopped resembling the real world, and i'm not sure if there were any 'plugged in' characters at all.
 
The first film has a protagonist that you follow on a journey of discovery. There is genuine peril for his life and the other heros around him, then he overcomes the super baddies in a triumphant overblown battle, using powers that nobody has ever seen before.

In the next film we don't follow neo anywhere, all the other heros can now take on all the agent smiths that they couldn't possibly battle let alone defeat before. Then there are even tougher baddies and everyone can fight them without dying too.

In the last film they could have just won by having more than one EMP in their base. Every ship had one FFS. In fact they could have just won back the whole planet by doing that. Instead the solution is to just carry on with everything just the way it was? Jesus, did we really need two 4 hour long films for that?

They should have all been in a deeper matrix or something cool like that.
 
The sequences were a major disappointment IMO; a shameless attempt to cash in on the success of the original film (so much so that they felt the need to stretch the non-story into not one but two films). They probably thought they were creating the epitome of cool with that cringeworthy Zion rave scene. As for the characters, I found myself not giving much of a shit if they lived or die. Trinity in particular was insufferable.

I like the track played during the highway chase scene. And the wife of the French bloke, who's fit as fuck. Other than that, shite. The architect? Six previous Matrixes and Zions? Fuck off.

I think that should be 'six different Matrices'
 
Only saw the first one, which was shit.

I was working in the IT sector when it came out; on the Monday after the opening weekend half our techies turned up for work in those long leather trenchcoats :facepalm:
 
I knew a bloke at the time who had that phone with the woosh out panel. We thought he was the don.

see them now, they're fucking bricks
 
Wouldn't it have been brilliant if in the sequels they discovered that zion and all that stuff about being in the real world was just another level of the matrix to stop people escaping and they all had to find a real way out.
 
The problem was thet the first film had a proper ending. It was complete ni itself. Nowhere to go. Then they decided to wank off the cash-donkey.

GS(v)
 
eXistenZe was worth 10 Matrix films. In concept and execution. Also, an organic weapon that fires tooth bullets?

DEATH TO THE DEMONESS ALEGRA GELLER!

ExistenZe was videodrome with a nintendo gun made out of offal.
 
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