The Dominic Cummings file

[Ax^]

Boris Johnsons soul
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Sold it to lizard people before he became a member of the bullingdon club

 

[MrSki]

Should be an inquiry to every contract awarded under Cummings in No.10. He is corrupt as fuck & should be banged up.

 

[MrSki]

His passport should be removed whilst the investigation takes place to stop him returning to Russia to escape justice.

 

[Badgers]

Should be an inquiry to every contract awarded under Cummings in No.10. He is corrupt as fuck & should be banged up.

Banged up is the least they should face.

 

[Roadkill]

Turns out that the vermin couldn't organise a slaughter in an abattoir...

Sebastian Payne now reporting it's gardening leave:

 

[Ax^]

gardening leave is he going to work for trump or stammer?

bet it goes on for months

its the golden handshake the people should be fucked off about

 

[chilango]

I miss the days when Tory scandals were more likely to be about golden showers rather than golden handshakes.

#makesleazegreatagain

 

[andysays]

So, the question every headline writer will be asking, is Cummings going?

 

[chilango]

I miss the days when Tory scandals were more likely to be about golden showers rather than golden handshakes.

#makesleazegreatagain

You know, like the good old days when you'd get by-elections caused by bizarre wanking accidents.

 

[Roadkill]

So, the question every headline writer will be asking, is Cummings going?

They'll be spending their Friday evenings thinking up double entendres they can get past the editor, glad that it's happening now rather than in normal times, when they'd knock off and go to the pub.

 

[chilango]

They'll be spending their Friday evenings thinking up double entendres they can get past the editor, glad that it's happening now rather than in normal times, when they'd knock one off and go to the pub.

ffy

 

[cupid_stunt]

gardening leave...

I hear the grounds of Barnard Castle needs a bit of tidying up ATM.

 

[Schmetterling]

 

[ska invita]

You know, like the good old days when you'd get by-elections caused by bizarre wanking accidents.

still at least we've got this bizarre wanker accident

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Fail presenting this as Carrie getting through to TCJ that the let them eat cake attitude of Cummings is all super if you deliver the goods, but when you fail on Brexit which will cause massive agg and you fail on Covid which has so far cost 50,000 lives, time for the too-dim-for-science prick to do the Frank.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Lord Camomile]

As has already been suggested, feels at least somewhat stage managed, but in times like these we must take smiles where we can.

 

[Dogsauce]

Has anyone seen the cat since he left? That box is about the right kind of size. Probably too small for Johnson’s ninth child so assume they are safe.

 

[Raheem]

Has anyone seen the cat since he left? That box is about the right kind of size. Probably too small for Johnson’s ninth child so assume they are safe.

Could be Johnson's head, like in The Night Porter or Seven.

 

[elbows]

You know, like the good old days when you'd get by-elections caused by bizarre wanking accidents.

Theres a pandemic edition where Hancock said that a front door is better than any gimp mask, and some misheard a directive as wank from home if you can.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Has anyone seen the cat since he left? That box is about the right kind of size. Probably too small for Johnson’s ninth child so assume they are safe.

 

[strung out]

The most left wing newspaper in Britain does it again:

 

[MrSki]

 

[Lurdan]

Entertainng FT story (archived here)

Mr Johnson held a 45-minute meeting with Mr Cummings and Mr Cain on Friday to discuss their “general behaviour” this week, according to individuals with knowledge of the conversation. In tense exchanges, Mr Johnson accused his aides of briefing against him and his partner Carrie Symonds and criticised them for destabilising the government in the midst of tense Brexit negotiations. Mr Johnson showed the aides text messages that had been forwarded to Ms Symonds, who opposed Mr Cain’s appointment as chief of staff, to show they had briefed against her. He told them to get out and never return.

Both Cummings' chums and his enemies are briefing that he will have his 'revenge'. Possibly through a really mean blog post.

A colleague of Mr Cummings said: “It’s not Dom’s style just to quietly drift away.” (...) Mr Johnson’s remaining team inside Number 10 is braced for Mr Cummings’ revenge. (...) “I’m told there is a blog coming. Spads [special advisers] are preparing about how to respond,” said one official. “It’s really the last days of Rome in here.”

etc etc etc

ROFL.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

The most left wing newspaper in Britain does it again:

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It's no longer more fun than the Sun.

But it does now love animals.

 

[brogdale]

Entertainng FT story (archived here)


Both Cummings' chums and his enemies are briefing that he will have his 'revenge'. Possibly through a really mean blog post.

etc etc etc

ROFL.o

With both parties offering such radically differing accounts of the denouement, it messes with the head a bit to realise that one side might be telling the truth

 

[two sheds]

I like the guy who closes the door on him quite abruptly "off you go then"

 

[tim]

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This is what happens to those with Bismarckian ambitions

 

[Badgers]

Johnson tells Cummings to leave Downing St immediately

Fears in Number 10 that PM’s former aide and Brexit architect will turn against him

amp.ft.com

 

[MrSki]

From what I have read he hasn't had his security pass removed though.