The Betting Shop II

[ernestolynch]

20/21 on the jerries then, ht/ft, final offer.

 

[flimsier]

Can I have £500 on hun/hun, and £300 on draw/czech please.

And can you sort out post 98 on previous page flim

£800 taken.

Thanks

And post 98 is done.

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

20/21 on the jerries then, ht/ft, final offer.

I've already made my final offer and you know the price 5/6

 

[holteman]

some of the types you get in these places aye....

 

[ernestolynch]

I've already made my final offer and you know the price 5/6

10/11 then, mates rates

 

[flimsier]

£100 on Najeebon, 2.05 Newmarket.

No horses here, sorry.

 

[flimsier]

10/11 then, mates rates

Would you like me to escort you out?

 

[ernestolynch]

Call this a betting shop? What we need is a pub that takes bets.

 

[ernestolynch]

Would you like me to escort you out?

*Pulls coffee machine off counter and throws at perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

*Pulls coffee machine off counter and throws at perspex screen*

No more bets for you today sir, and I'll work out a bill for the new coffee machine.

 

[past caring]

*walks in - shows flimsy the milk bottle with petrol and rag stuffed in - winks knowingly - walks back out*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen*
*Chants Even money even money*

 

[flimsier]

*walks in - shows flimsy the milk bottle with petrol and rag stuffed in - winks knowingly - walks back out*

You know how much ern got!

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen*

Is that your jag in the car park, flimsier?

 

[ernestolynch]

You know how much ern got!

Got a nice fucking rub a dub now...

 

[flimsier]

In all seriousness, if you do want me to do this, I will, but if its not worth it any more, I'll not bother.

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

I'll be back later, maybe.

 

[past caring]

In all seriousness, if you don't know by now when me and ern are having a laugh......

 

[ernestolynch]

Sorry flimsier!

Please may I peruse your prices on the Argie-Wales rugby please?

 

[ernestolynch]

*Taps lightly on perspex screen*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Fancies a score on Dettori's next run at Ascot, five to one*

 

[Pickman's model]

flimsier - why are you starting my a/c out on £980 and not £1000?

 

[holteman]

bookie bouncer mode

ok come on lads calm down we all aint had enough to drink yet......

<puffs out chest> now then sonny i'l let the coffee machine go, after you say sorry to the managment and pay the £50!

PC your on your finale warning! any disagrements with the managment will be sorted out in a civilised manner or your banned for good next time.....

now while flim sits in the back cryin....erm i mean is out. i'm in charge!

so lets close the shop for a minute and go rounderns for a pint and a bet on the gee gee's!

 

[Pickman's model]

holteman - you look ridiculous clutching that cafetiere.

 

[Pickman's model]

finale warning!

 

[holteman]

shit i swear years of drug abuse have made me dyksleziccc

 

[flimsier]

flimsier - why are you starting my a/c out on £980 and not £1000?

Coz you places £20 with ern which lost.

I transferred the balances from erns.

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perpex screen*

Rugby! Rugby! Rugby!