The Betting Shop II

[flimsier]

ok come on lads calm down we all aint had enough to drink yet......

<puffs out chest> now then sonny i'l let the coffee machine go, after you say sorry to the managment and pay the £50!

PC your on your finale warning! any disagrements with the managment will be sorted out in a civilised manner or your banned for good next time.....

now while flim sits in the back cryin....erm i mean is out. i'm in charge!

so lets close the shop for a minute and go rounderns for a pint and a bet on the gee gee's!

ntl are fucked where we are.

Some new guidlines to be added.

pc/ ern - I never said anything about not knowing when you're having a laugh - I just couldn't be arsed after a couple of hours of it.

 

[flimsier]

*Bangs on perpex screen*

Rugby! Rugby! Rugby!

Ahem

You're account is presently suspended.

 

[ernestolynch]

Ahem

You're account is presently suspended.

*Bangs on perspex screen*
*Looks around for coffee machine*

 

[flimsier]

For the benefit of others:

Saturday 19th of June, 2004


Argentina vs Wales
2/5 Argentina 7/4 Wales 18/1 Draw

Argentina vs Wales - handicap batting
10/11 Argentina (-7) 10/11 Wales (+7) 14/1 Tie

Winning margins:
Argentina vs Wales

Argentina 1 - 5 5/1
Argentina 6 - 10 4/1
Argentina 11 - 15 5/1
Argentina 16 - 20 7/1
Argentina 21 - 25 14/1
Argentina 26 - 30 20/1
Argentina 31 - 35 28/1
Argentina 36 - 40 40/1
Argentina 41 - 45 66/1
Argentina 46 - 50 80/1
Wales 1 - 5 11/2
Wales 6 - 10 7/1
Wales 11 - 15 12/1
Wales 16 - 20 22/1
Wales 21 - 25 40/1
Wales 26 - 30 66/1
Wales 31 - 35 80/1
Wales 36 - 40 100/1
Wales 41 - 45 150/1
Wales 46 - 50 200/1
Draw 18/1

First Try scorer:
J N Piossek (Argentina) 10/1
L Borges (Argentina) 12/1
S Williams (Wales) 12/1
G Henson (Wales) 14/1
Manuel Contepomi (Argentina) 14/1
Felipe Contepomi (Argentina) 16/1
H Luscombe (Wales) 16/1
H Senillosa (Argentina) 16/1
J Orengo (Argentina) 16/1
S Parker (Wales) 16/1
T Shanklin (Wales) 16/1
C Charvis (Wales) 20/1
G Longo (Argentina) 20/1
Nicolas F Miranda (Argentina) 20/1
D Peel (Wales) 25/1
L Ostiglia (Argentina) 25/1
M Durand (Argentina) 25/1
M Owen (Wales) 25/1
N Robinson (Wales) 25/1
F Mendez (Argentina) 33/1
I Fernandez-Lobbe (Argentina) 33/1
No tryscorer 33/1
Dafydd Jones (Wales) 40/1
P Albacete (Argentina) 40/1
Adam Jones (Wales) 50/1
H Bennett (Wales) 50/1
O Hasan (Argentina) 50/1
B Cockbain (Wales) 66/1
Duncan Jones (Wales) 66/1
G Llewellyn (Wales) 66/1
R Roncero (Argentina) 66/1

Ht/FT
Argentina / Argentina 8/11
Draw / Argentina 18/1
Wales / Argentina 11/2
Argentina / Draw 50/1
Draw / Draw 80/1
Wales / Draw 40/1
Argentina / Wales 8/1
Draw / Wales 25/1
Wales / Wales 7/2

 

[flimsier]

*Bangs on perspex screen*
*Looks around for coffee machine*

Takes a few small words and a change in attitude, then you can have your bets...

 

[ernestolynch]

Sorry flimsier, I was immature. Please can I have:
Wales 1 - 5 11/2 £100
Wales 6 - 10 7/1 £100

Thanks ever so much.

 

[starfish]

Can i have a £30.00 treble on Germany, the Czechs & Wales winning please.
Oh & thanks

 

[flimsier]

Sorry flimsier, I was immature. Please can I have:
Wales 1 - 5 11/2 £100
Wales 6 - 10 7/1 £100

Thanks ever so much.

First warning.

£200 ta.

 

[Sorry.]

£20 on Latvia/Germany to be a draw @ 11/4
£10 on Czech Republic/Holland to finish 2-2 @ 16/1
£10 on Czech Republic half-time/Draw full time @ 14/1
and finally £10 on Pavel Nedved to score first at @ 12/1 please flims

 

[ernestolynch]

First warning.

£200 ta.

£300 on huns/huns ht/ft @ 6/5 please

 

[flimsier]

£300 on huns/huns ht/ft @ 6/5 please

Can't do that. Would you like it at the advertised rates?

 

[Pickman's model]

First warning.

is yr final warning a written one?

 

[ernestolynch]

Can't do that. Would you like it at the advertised rates?

No I'll have 11/10 please.

 

[flimsier]

Can i have a £30.00 treble on Germany, the Czechs & Wales winning please.
Oh & thanks

Certainly sir, £30 taken, and I've sorted the problem you wrote to me about (see post 3)

 

[flimsier]

No I'll have 11/10 please.

Its boring me now.

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on screen*

Fucking Cunt! Fucking Cunt!

 

[Pickman's model]

Its boring me now.

you decided to open a bookies...

 

[starfish]

Certainly sir, £30 taken, and I've sorted the problem you wrote to me about (see post 3)

Ta much

 

[flimsier]

Prices available on most sporting events, just ask on the thread.
If you try to bet at a price I haven't advertised, I reserve the right to terminate your account.

Might be worth pointing out the change in guidelines.

 

[ernestolynch]

*Reminds flimsier of the social role of a bookie in the care in the community*

*Bangs on perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

£20 on Latvia/Germany to be a draw @ 11/4
£10 on Czech Republic/Holland to finish 2-2 @ 16/1
£10 on Czech Republic half-time/Draw full time @ 14/1
and finally £10 on Pavel Nedved to score first at @ 12/1 please flims

£50 thanks - I'll check the odds I posted if you win. Good luck.
Your Lativa bet just returned you £75! Well done.

 

[ernestolynch]

Might be worth pointing out the change in guidelines.

You're making it up as you go along!

I'll still get £250 winnings if the boche win by 1?

 

[flimsier]

You're making it up as you go along!

I'll still get £250 winnings if the boche win by 1?

No, you'll get £250. Period.

You're also suspended for the second time. A change in attitude and not helping yourself behind your bar would help.

 

[flimsier]

£2000 in bets taken already!

 

[ernestolynch]

No, you'll get £250. Period.

Plus my stake, as promised of course.

Time of the month?


Gobs on perspex screen

 

[flimsier]

Never wrote £250 plus your stake anywhere.

The bet offered said you'd receive half your stake. Nice effort though. Go and sit down somewhere.

 

[butchersapron]

Can i have £500 on a Germany Holland double today please flims.

 

[flimsier]

Can i have £500 on a Germany Holland double today please flims.

Of course, thank you for your custom and good luck!

£500 Double: Germany to beat Latvia and Holland to beat Czech Republic

 

[ernestolynch]

Never wrote £250 plus your stake anywhere.

The bet offered said you'd receive half your stake. Nice effort though. Go and sit down somewhere.

*Stands by flimsier's desk, twitching and muttering*

 

[flimsier]

I didn't really want holteman's help, but he is big and I think I saw him bringing in a knuckle duster and a baseball bat.

Where is he?