The Betting Shop II

[ernestolynch]

Apolgises glibly and hands flim this slip:

Germany to win and 3 or more goals scored 6/5

£500

 

[flimsier]

Apolgises glibly and hands flim this slip:

Germany to win and 3 or more goals scored 6/5

£500

Not accepted. YOu think you can apologise and get back in that quick.

I'll take it with the following statement:

"I understand that if flimsier sees fit to bar me from this establishment again I will lose £1000" written out.

You've got 11 minutes until kick off.

 

[flimsier]

Not accepted. YOu think you can apologise and get back in that quick.

I'll take it with the following statement:

"I understand that if flimsier sees fit to bar me from this establishment again I will lose £1000" written out.

You've got 11 minutes until kick off.

Actually, I can't find the bet anywhere, so you might not need to worry...!

 

[ernestolynch]

Rascist!!!! That's not fair - after all those baseball bets I did.

 

[ernestolynch]

Its a Ladbrokes quatro bet

 

[flimsier]

Ah yes, I'll take it at 6/5 if you have written that out prior to kick off.

 

[flimsier]

Rascist!!!! That's not fair - after all those baseball bets I did.

I wasn't as rude as you have been.

 

[ernestolynch]

"I understand that if flimsier sees fit to bar me from this establishment again I will get £1000"

and stuff

 

[flimsier]

"I understand that if flimsier sees fit to bar me from this establishment again I will lose £1000"

£500
Germany to win and 3 or more goals scored 6/5

Thanks

 

[holteman]

bouncer mode

I didn't really want holteman's help, but he is big and I think I saw him bringing in a knuckle duster and a baseball bat.

Where is he?

someone call me.....i was busy chasing pc round erns pub with me pick axe handle..

now ern play fair theres a good boy! ..........

oi you kids got any ID.....COME BACK WITH THEM PENS!

 

[ernestolynch]

£500
Germany to win and 3 or more goals scored 6/5

Thanks

That's not what I wrote.

*Bangs on perspex screen*

Fucking knocker! Fucking knocker!

 

[flimsier]

That's not what I wrote.

*Bangs on perspex screen*

Fucking knocker! Fucking knocker!

I cutnpaste it!

 

[flimsier]

Ern's edited a post up there. Might have been a bet. Anyone see it?

Might have to cancel his account.

 

[holteman]

now come on lad enough of that.....you'v been banging on that mirror for 2 hours.......what do you mean perspex screen?


SHIT THEY GOT THE PENS AGAIN <runs of down road like a tosspot chaseing 2 12yr old school kids>

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen and gobs over it at flimsier*

You changed it!

 

[holteman]

*Bangs on perspex screen and gobs over it at flimsier*

You changed it!

thats it iv had enough of you out you go......OI PUT THAT TRENCH COAT BACK ON YOU DIRTY BASTERD




fuck not the kids again i blame the teachers

 

[RaverDrew]

£50 Latvia to beat Germany 2-1 Rubens first scorer purlease

 

[holteman]

oi you games already started!

dont push it

 

[flimsier]

£50 Latvia to beat Germany 2-1 Rubens first scorer purlease

Sorry sir, game kicked off 16 minutes ago! I can't take your money.

 

[flimsier]

Butchers: fancy anything on the cricket? See pages 2/3

 

[flimsier]

Bookies got his first beer to watch the footie... Watch out for mistakes on the chalk board... betting slips!

 

[ernestolynch]

hahahaha

*Bangs on perspex screen*

Could have had a monkey there flim! Should have taken Joe Coral's price!

*Chucks pen at Holteman's head*

 

[flimsier]

Not a problem. You can't beat the bookie

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on perspex screen*

I'm gonna follow you out to the carpark!

 

[flimsier]

*Bangs on perspex screen*

I'm gonna follow you out to the carpark!

I think the rest of the punters have already got their eyes on you.

holte - get the knuckle duster.

 

[ernestolynch]

*Shoves two handfuls of football coupons down the bog and flushes it*

 

[flimsier]

Ahem.

Check out your balance in a few minutes.

 

[flimsier]

Reminder: those who have staked £100 today get a free £100 first scorer/ correct score double bet. You must get a receipt of this bet, however.

 

[ernestolynch]

Fucking bookies bet that....scorecast my arse...

*Bangs on perspex screen*

Ruud and Holland 2-1

 

[flimsier]

Sir, your account is suspended.

Please come back in 24hrs.

I'll take that as your free bet however.

Now go home and sober up.