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I don't know if people are familiar with Viz's Tony Parsehole column, which has a running joke about him really blatantly padding out the word count until he hits it and closes off in mid-sentence with "there that's 500 words invoice enc", but this from that Telegraph article is brilliant:
In her article, Pearson said she was “shocked” and “upset” to be confronted on her doorstep on Remembrance Sunday while still in her slippers and dressing gown.
“I was definitely shocked. Astonished. That too. Upset.”